Comments on: Avitaweek 2009: Martin Loser King

By: Poppy

Poppy — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 01:28:32 +0000

Yes, my vagina comes with those things.

Oh, right, MLK Jr action figure! Yes, he does too.

By: LiteralDan

LiteralDan — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 06:44:21 +0000

Wow, even in death, the man cannot take a joke. How was he so renowned for his sense of humor??

Or wait, I'm thinking of Martin Lawrence. He's dead, too, right?

By: Avitable

Avitable — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:11:25 +0000

Janna, it's okay to laugh at Martin Luther King, Jr. He's dead and can't get to you. Stephanie, I'm sure it was a protein shake. GoK, your balls wept, I'm sure! Email sent. Craig, thank you! Karl, you'd think he would have learned some humility after dying and all. Jessica, you're cute when you talk all ghetto. I'm turning 32.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:42:39 +0000

Yeah, you know the only reason you got away with 'Marty' is because MLK is a pacifist. Otherwise he would've popped a cap in yo ass.

How old will you be this year?

By: Karl

Karl — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 14:37:38 +0000

He is rather snooty for a ghost.

By: Craig

Craig — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 03:22:02 +0000

That was incredible.

By: Ghost of Keywork

Ghost of Keywork — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 03:08:49 +0000

Ok, Avi, I fucking love this post. Also, I went private recently. Noone wept. My email is scot2475@hotmail.com. Shoot me an email if you're still remotely interested in reading my blog.

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 02:57:31 +0000

I snorted milkshake through my nose.

Not that I'm drinking a milkshake or anything, you know, since i'm on a diet.

Or something.

The line about OJ…priceless. :clap:

By: Janna

Janna — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 02:51:25 +0000

Hee!
I feel totally guilty for laughing out loud.

The OJ part was my favorite. :lmao:

By: Avitable

Avitable — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 02:12:16 +0000

Poppy, does yours come with kung-fu grip and ninja action?

Becky, they're fun to do, but I can't tell if people actually enjoy them or not. And I'm totally stealing the idea from Black Hockey Jesus, so I'm a thief too.