Since I’ve spent 40 hours of the last week doing nothing but playing Assassin’s Creed
In the next week or so, I plan to do the following:
1. Write a ghost hunting post about my experiences at the haunted bed & breakfast in Ocala.
2. Do a product review for a sex toy that I received.
3. Plagiarize the brilliant plagiarism idea that my friend Shiny is doing. Seriously, if you haven’t seen what he’s done this week, go check it out. It’s genius.
4. Rule the world.
I’m optimistic that I’ll get at least 75% of my list done.
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My week of lazy is almost over
Dude, Shiny better keep on delivering with all the publicity he’s getting today!
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I predict that the 25% that won’t get done is the sex toy review.
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Shiny’s idea really is fricking brilliant! He’s also executing it really well!
You suck – get that shit done! I come here for posts,dammit! :poke:
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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Shiny fucking rules this week.
You? Not so much. Even if it is your birfday week. :thumbsup:
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I can’t believe you’ve kept us waiting on so much…you pretty much are evil aren’t you?
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Twitter: Amanda234
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Shiny is being even more brilliant than usual, I agree. He’s cracking me up
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Twitter: Faiqa
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I love me some Shiny Kool Aid. He’s brilliant. Unlike this post.:dance: Plus, I’m really surprised you’re not mentioning that Fox News clip about the Obama’s fisting.
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You’re not shooting to get 100%. I’m a little saddened by that. I had expected more from you.
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Twitter: Blogography
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When it comes to blog filler, you’ve reached a new level of genius with this post. My jealousy over your evil mind is at new heights.
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If you’re going to start doing HNT, it could be Hairy Nekkid Thursday in your case.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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if you didn’t see ghosts i want some made up bullshit story. just sayin.
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Hilly, I know! My expectations are at an all-time high.
LMSS, oh, that will get done – I’m working on that as we speak.
Sybil, the video game consumed my life.
BE Earl, once I start playing a game, I have to finish it, and it takes up every waking moment.
Sarah, totally.
Amanda, my plagiarism of his idea will have to be equally brilliant.
Faiqa, that’s been all over the place already and they even talked about it on the Daily Show and The Soup, so I think everyone’s seen it.
Becky, I’m keeping my expectations low.
Dave2, that is, as you know, the difficulty when you tell yourself you’re going to post every single day and yet don’t have the time nor energy to actually post!
Grant, I think I’ll avoid HNT like the plague. Especially since most of them have some type of plague.
Hello, hahahaha – but I want to tell the true story, which might have some ghosts in it!
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Ah–the annoying non-post saying what you intend to post–excellent!
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@Turnbaby, I strive for excellence.
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Twitter: Halushki
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Haunted sex toys! I can’t wait to read about it! I hear the double-headed vibrating ghost dick gives you through-the-roof phatasms.
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@Jozet at Halushki, it’s much better than the demonic butt plug.
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Twitter: hismuse
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Is the sex toy post going to be a vlog?
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@Robin, it very well might be!
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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It’s nice to see your continual optimism through the hard and difficult time.
40 hours down… only 56 more hours to go for the finale.
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Nope – I beat the game! (By the way, I’m testing this reply feature, so if you get this email, please let me know.)
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
, January 30th, 2009: 10:45 AM
@Avitable, Really??? Congrats!!!
My brother will hate you forever.
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Twitter: msmegan
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This sucked. But not like this: :cocksuck2:
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@Finn, I’m a bad blogger today, what can I say?
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Twitter: Jayman3768
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Must check out this Shiny person. And plagiarizing a plagiarizer is a brilliant idea. Very clever!
And best of luck on that ruling the world thing. I expect free hookers for everyone when you are in charge.
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@Jay, they won’t be called hookers. They’ll be called love providers.
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While you are ruling the world, do we all get free wine?
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I have no comment….just Hi! :sexytime:
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Twitter: s_csr
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Can I be your sex toy? :sex023:
BTW – I hate that “nesting” reply feature. ::shudder::
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Sooooo…will there be pictures? Of the ghost trip…and…er…um..the sex toy review? Or maybe a product demonstration? Momma likey the pictures……. :tongue1:
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Twitter: coalminersgd
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Dude, is Dave being sarcastic? Because if he is going to rule the world, and you’re going to rule the world, then where does that leave me? While the two of you are duking it out, can I just take Bonaire and leave you all alone? Kthnxbai!
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Twitter: Faiqa
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Ooooh. CMG has a good point. I call … the island from Lost.
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Twitter: coalminersgd
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Faiqa – That would be Hawai’i!
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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Don’t listen to SheilaCSR. Nesting is a hairy gorilla’s prerogative.
Is the toy that pyramid triangle cube thingy? Or the fleshlight? Or is it a subscription to The Onion? They had a headline recently that cracked me up:
Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish
Just by including that here on your blog will probably increase your search engine traffic by 10fold.
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I like Shiny!!!
Thank you for pointing me to him!!!!
I like you too but Shiny is new and well shiny!!!!
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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p.s. why is everyone going to the nesting reply crap? i don’t think i like it. might be because i have issues with change, but i don’t think so. think it just sucks.
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Twitter: poppycede
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I don’t even know what I’m doing in 5 minutes! I’m very impressed that you can tell us what you plan to do on your blog next week.
I wonder what it’s like to be my friend.
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OOO I can’t wait for your ghost story post! And the sex toy review, bahaha! But I thought you already ruled the world?
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