Monthly Archives: January 2009

Avitaweek 2009: Waterboarding isn’t a type of surfing?

Posted on Thursday, January 22, 2009 by Avitable

Don’t forget, it’s Avitaweek 2009! Send your gifts and cards and baked goods and naked photos to: Adam Avitable, 605 Birch Blvd, Altamonte Springs, FL 32701!! Last night, on an episode of “Clearly, You’re Retarded“, we discussed torture. (You can … Continue reading →

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Avitaweek 2009: For my birthday . . .

Posted on Wednesday, January 21, 2009 by Avitable

For my birthday, could I get someone to clean my office? I’m completely overwhelmed here and to the point that I don’t even know where to start to make headway. In other Avita-news: Tonight (that’s Wednesday night for you short … Continue reading →

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Avitaweek 2009: Obama’s Inauguration Speech!

Posted on Tuesday, January 20, 2009 by Avitable

As a super A-list rock-star blogger, I have access to all types of cool information that none of you unwashed masses have. For example, I get to see TV shows three weeks before they air, and I even already know … Continue reading →

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Avitaweek 2009: Martin Loser King

Posted on Monday, January 19, 2009 by Avitable

As you might have noticed from the header (if not, reload the page), this is AvitaWeek 2009! My birthday is on Monday, January 26th, and I plan on being shameless in my celebration over the next seven days, by brazenly … Continue reading →

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Under cover of darkness

Posted on Sunday, January 18, 2009 by Avitable

It’s the magic hour. The road ahead is barren and black. Behind me, lights twinkle as stars from another galaxy. The sky is ink and the moon smiles. The needle passes 100. A shrug silences the music. A nudge lets … Continue reading →

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Turned off the sarcasm machine

Posted on Saturday, January 17, 2009 by Avitable

Last year, I explained how she was responsible for the decline of civilization. The year prior, I told you previously unknown factoids about our favorite blonde force of nature. This year, I’ll just be genuine. Happy birthday, Britt. We “met” … Continue reading →

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I need the American Express black card

Posted on Friday, January 16, 2009 by Avitable

I just got my upgraded AmEx Business Platinum card in the mail today. It came in a box, like a present, with a booklet chock full of all the little amenities and benefits you get for being a cardmember. There … Continue reading →

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A Fateful Trip

Posted on Thursday, January 15, 2009 by Avitable

To the tune of the theme from Gilligan’s Island Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, A tale of a southbound trip That started from Altamonte With me and Miss Britt. We hit the road at quarter to … Continue reading →

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Miami

Posted on Wednesday, January 14, 2009 by Avitable

Tuesday, Britt and I drove down to Miami to meet up with Finn, who lives down here, and Jester and Othurme, who were just visiting. I’m writing this from our hotel room at The National in South Beach, where it … Continue reading →

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Only pedophiles lurk.

Posted on Tuesday, January 13, 2009 by Avitable

Yesterday was National Delurking Day, according to some random blogger who announced it. It’s a genius concept, because anyone who openly admits they’re a lurker has to feel some sense of shame and embarrassment about it. The word “lurk” just … Continue reading →

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