Is it that they’re unattainable, undeniably cute, or is it just awesome to think about them having sex with other women? There’s something about certain lesbians that makes me swoon.
Here are the lesbians I love*:
I think it’s a combination of her tattoos and her attitude. Yes, I know, I don’t like tattoos, but on her? They work. And by work, I mean they make my loins tingle.
Some people were disillusioned when she got married to a man, but I fell in love with her in college when she was still 100% full-on lesbian. Her looks aren’t traditionally hot, but something about her lyrics transforms her into a Sapphic goddess!
I liked her on Ally McBeal. I loved her in Arrested Development. I lust her now.
I know, her lesbianism is probably a phase, but right now, at the height of her vagina-centric lifestyle, I am in love. And I want to play connect the dots with her freckles. With my penis.
Is there anything hotter than a Russian lesbian musical duo that bounce around in their panties? I think not.
I’ve already talked about my love for Amanda Palmer. Something about her dusky voice, wickedly sharp lyrics, and out there attitude really palms my Amanda.
Between the Irish accent, the feisty attitude, the gorgeous eyes, and the amazing music, Sinead O’Connor is everything I’ve always wanted in a lesbian!
For the men, which lesbians do you love? I’m sure there are a few I’m missing.
For the women, which gay men do you love? If I was a woman, I’d probably say Neil Patrick Harris, personally.
*May include women who are merely bisexual, which, in my mind, counts.