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Blowjob imitator

There’s a new adult store online called Eden Fantasys. In order to sell their sex toys, they’re tapping into the blogosphere and providing free products in return for a review and a few well chosen links back to their site. And even though they can’t even spell fantasies correctly, I decided to join in on the fun. Please to enjoy:


They should call it a blowfun! from Adam Avitable on Vimeo.

I noticed while washing it at the end that the warm water made the skin much warmer to the touch, and that made it feel even more like real skin. All in all, it has good elasticity, sturdiness, and a semi-realistic feel, so if you are sick of doing the five-knuckle shuffle, this might give you some good variety on your sad, lonely, nightly masturbation.

If you’re in the market for a sex toy, lotions, videos, or anything else sextacular, you can use promo code BLOG7565 at Edenfantasys to receive 15% off all products!

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97 Replies to “Blowjob imitator”

  1. Miss Britt

    I feel like I just watched you get a blow job.

    I think the most disturbing part is where you explained that the fake plasic blow job is better than a real blow job because you don’t have to worry about what to do with your hands.

    Now excuse me, but I’m going to go throw up.

    Not in that “OMG! I just spit out coke on my keyboard!” bullshit way. In that “I am actually going to hit Submit comment and then go vomit.”

  2. Amanda

    I was worried to begin with when I saw the mayo on the counter, but when you squirted it and it made that noise? I gagged. Then I gagged again when you showed the close up of the sausage next to the mouth with the mayo over both.

    I was fine with the simulated sausage bj though

  3. borysSNORC ™

    That is fantastic!
    I’ve seen them before… but never seen one in situ!!!
    I totally want one!
    And now I know Avitable (one of the cool kids) has one I REALLY want one too!
    Robyn
    PS – Just to clarify – that would be the fabulous Voodoo knife block I’m coveting… not the unpalatable plastic orifice.

  4. Greeneyezz

    All while I was watching that, I couldn’t help but think that you should have drawn Eyes on your right hand that was holding onto the toy.

    And the Mayo bit. omg. :cocksuck2:
    I’ll never look at Mayo quite the same way again. And to top it off, I then saw Dave2’s post where he shows a pic of French Fries with what???…A big ass Gob of Mayo on it! lmao!

    I do have one question for you…. What happens when your relatives Google your name and reach this site?? ;)~~

    ~ZZ

  5. Sybil Law

    :clap:
    Damn. I was so worried when I saw the mayonnaise in the background, and then relaxed a little – and I shoulda known. :lmao:
    It was excellent!
    You dirty, dirty fucker!
    Thanks for the morning laugh!!

  6. LeSombre

    Funniest “hide the salami” moment ever. I laughed, I cried, I had a raging semi. But then I read your reply to Dave2 and almost died:

    “oh, the lipstick is automatically on there but rubs off the first time you wash it at all. By the time I did that take, it was all gone.”

    You mean you stuck your actual dick in there BEFORE putting the salami in there and ate it?

    LOL!

  7. Crystal

    I think it’s because it’s early, but I didn’t even notice the mayo was part of the demo until it suddenly disappeared, and I was suddenly thinking “oh my god, I know where he’s going with this…”

  8. radioactivetori

    If you can tell how long I have had this on my screen you probably think I am some kind of pervert or something. I was just waiting for my kids to leve for school before I watched it because I knew if I closed the window, I would forget. It was everything I expected it to be. And I am very glad I waited for the kids to leave for school before I watched it!

  9. sam {temptingmama}

    OMG. I felt a little naughty sitting here watching you rub your fake manhood in a plastic mouth.

    I kinda felt like gagging with each thrust… LOL

    What weirded me out the most? At 4:10 there’s mayo in the background, then all of a sudden, it’s GONE! Then…. O.M.G.

    I don’t think I’ll ever eat that shit again.

  10. Maria

    oh my god. oh my god. That might be the best and still most disturbing thing I’ve ever watched. I’ve made a video review for the rabbit I just from them but I need to just go on and delete it. I can’t top this.

    Loved how her mouth remained as virgin as ever though. That’s a sure plus. And hands should be on the back of the head, in the hair, holding the hair out of the face, without applying pressure unless it’s a throat fucking session. In my humble opinion.

  11. Stephanie

    Just….wow.

    I was already gagging a bit when I saw the mayo in the background…it says something that I already knew what was going to happen with it.

    I’m with Britt on this one…i feel a little hurl-ish.

    And? When the mayo made that sound? I threw up a little bit. In mah mouth. :puke:

  12. LV Lizard

    Adam-

    As I scrolled down your page I was excited by the title as it’s right up my alley. Unfortunately as I continued scrolling, I noticed that the video was unavailable which saddened me greatly, any chance of getting that fixed?

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