Fun and prizes! Well, prizes at least.
Today is the birthday of my good friend and proud fellow geek, Heather. She's 37, which means that she will soon be a decrepit gimpy old lady on her deathbed.
In her honor, I have written her a special message:
Scraro acworaaoacworc'c aoacahrcaoro-cwohowowhaoac roworarc rhwo rac rhoohuwhaoahwwhuan rac aoacwo wwanworac ahwh anooohrhraoaoara'c wwhurc.
Clearly, it's in some type of code.
The first person to correctly translate it in the comments wins a $25 Amazon gift card!
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May heathers 37th year be as bountiful as the fleas in ChewBacca's fur.
GIVE ME THAT AMAZON CARD!
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@jared, Ha! You think you're right, but you got it wrong!
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My reputation as a functional member of society is not worth a $25 Amazon gift card.
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@Faiqa, oh, c'mon, you're a Pakistani-American woman – you'll do anything for the almighty buck! :thumbsup:
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happy birthday, heather!!!
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@hello haha narf, go over to her blog and tell her that, too, will ya?
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"may heather's thirty-seventh year be as bountiful as the fleas in lowbacca's fur"
oh, and Happy Birthday Heather.
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I actually had all of that but have no idea what a lowbacca is so missed out on the w and the c
I couldn't for the life of me work that last bit out… *sigh*
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Happy Birthday, Heather!
(It is far too early for me to even give that more than a second glance! I got 3 hours of sleep!) Maybe I'll come back…
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I'm placing my bets on Sci-fi Dad's answer. Any takers?
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Well I could go for the obvious happy birthday, but I won't. It's probably something rather insulting and unmentionable if I don't want to upset Heather who I don't know. So I won't mention it.
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"Don't try winning. Metalmom will blow me and she wins automatically" :cocksuck2:
Was that it?
Happy Birthday Heather!
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It says "Iam est vicis pro totus bonus men venire contra suffragium of suum terra."
Gimmee money.
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Aren't you supposed to give us a this letter = that letter key?
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Is it Chewbacca humming the theme to Ghost Hunters?
Happy Birthday Heather!
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You are just trying to make me look stupid and it won't work this time.
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bluepaintred: try it with "these two letters = that 1 letter" key
Although there is a 1 letter = 1 letter in there.
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I checked my Rosetta Stone translator and…well, I got nothin'.
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Only a few more years of pre-menopause enjoyable sex for you, better enjoy it love Adam?
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This was painfully easy. All you have to do is reverse the order of the letters in each word!
The message reads:
Orarcs c'crowcaoaarowca oroacrhacaoa-caoahwowohowc crarowor owhr car nauhwwhaoahwuhoorh car owcaoa carownaww hwha c'araoaoarhrhooona cruhww.
Email me privately for my mailing address.
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It says, "you people are all idiots for wasting your time on this because I just put down a bunch of gibberish" which is ironic because when you translate it – it's NOT gibberish. Brilliant!
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"Screw Heather, this is ADAM's blog and you must only focus on ONE thing. The fact that ADAM has a heinously large penis"
Here's my address, send the card ASAP
Blah Blah Blah
12 Inches is Not Enough
Cummington, IN 69696
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OK, I just sat and complained on my post yesterday about how my age is stealing my IQ, along with assistance from screaming kids?!? And you want me to translate my happy birthday message? From Wookie-speak? When I visited an official Star Wars.com Wookie-speak language page and this is nothing like that?
Screw it. Thanks for my present, thanks for the post, and thanks everybody for my birthday wishes! :thumbsup:
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