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You’re out having sex with manatees and you didn’t invite me? I’m crushed.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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Don’t hump the manatees.
They don’t like that. Trust me.
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Twitter: tlkaply
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Wow. That’s actually disturbing. Not the manatees, but that lone hairy lump. :banghead:
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Twitter: Amanda234
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You really like aquatic bestiality, huh
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Twitter: Amanda234
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are they writing an episode of south park?
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Twitter: Amanda234
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And by that I clearly meant Family Guy… where did your edit button go?
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Down periscope!
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“I want to go to there.”
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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will you tell me all about it? i think that would be phenomenal.
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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So, this is what you call your Hump Day.
Are you going to review the manatees the same way you did the sex toy?
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Twitter: poppycede
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You couldn’t find a dolphin to make dolphin porn with so you’re making manatee porn?
Why the hell is Georgie yelling so loudly?
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Twitter: poppycede
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Those two questions are completely separate and unrelated, btw.
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don’t forget to give em a reach around!
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Dude! Don’t do it! I’m pretty sure those are the wild killing bastards that took out Steve Irwin; Animal Planet’s Crocodile Hunter.
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Try not to scare any little kids.
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Ooooh. I thought those were bubbles in the water and I was like, “Dude! Take some Gas X!”, but I guess they’re manatees.
Have fun! Don’t tease the manatees!
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Twitter: poppycede
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She wanted cuddle time with Mama.
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I’ll be in Florida in 2 weeks to visit the parental units in Lakeland. This looks like a cool place to check out. :thumbsup:
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I went earlier in the season and saw a baby manatee nursing on its mother- totally adorable.
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I hope that’s not near Daytona.
And in case you have forgotten —the 500 is next Sunday;-)
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Oh no – no Monday post. Avitable must be dead! Or the manatees thought he was one of their own and decided to keep him throughout mating season. Either way, I call dibs on his stuff. I don’t know Florida law, but I think that trumps an actual will.
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Are you dead?
Does that mean I get the day off?
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You will need to tell us if they are the sexy mantees and if they put out for you.
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You’ll love it! Super pretty.
:sex011:
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