Comments on: You. Are. Not. Safe.

By: vulgarwizard

vulgarwizard — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 18:05:25 +0000

I quite enjoyed that.

By: Sarcastica

Sarcastica — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 00:48:18 +0000

Seriously Avitable? This post made me die laughing. And wonder who Booger really is…bhaha

By: Sarah

Sarah — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 23:49:21 +0000

I have a four leaf clover. That’s right I’m one lucky bitch.

Also one who can’t spell because I had to retype this like five times.

By: Robin

Robin — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 19:28:51 +0000

:clap:

By: bluepaintred

bluepaintred — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 19:21:40 +0000

I would, but Micah likes it rough…

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:14:53 +0000

P. S. Who is this Booger that you speak of? :sex011:

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:14:12 +0000

This?
IT’S BAD LUCK IF YOU:
Find a pubic hair and blow it away. Your crotch will smell like the ass of a homeless man for three days.

Made me shoot my soda from my nose.
And then I licked it from the monitor.

Is that bad luck?

:dance:

By: Avitable

Avitable — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:09:38 +0000

Valerie, cute? My humor is cute now? Fuck. BPR, try stroking wood. LMSS, this is true. BE Earl, he goes to jail for assault, obviously. Whall, that's so 2008. Dave2, you can also rub grease on things to make them see-through! Sybil, I will avoid getting cut! Britt, I hate you. SciFi Dad, that was an apt card! Metalmom, ummm, use it to floss? Finn, it depends on how big your ring is. NYCWD, it's almost evenly good/bad, isn't it? Hilly, you'd like movie Friday, wouldn't you? Finn, whiner.

By: Miss Britt

Miss Britt — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 17:39:04 +0000

@Finn, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

By: Finn

Finn — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 17:36:32 +0000

Oh… and I noticed that you managed to make some rounds this morning — but not on my blog. Please stop reading Britt’s e-mail and come visit me and shower me with compliments. Thank you.