Comments on: Hallmark needs to pay me millions.

By: Karl

Karl — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 00:51:06 +0000

Heh, very nice.

By: Poppy

Poppy — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 03:57:20 +0000

Don’t be silly, the rest are cool too but the first one is the one we discussed at The Sizzler, and that’s really saying something.

By: Avitable

Avitable — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 21:02:05 +0000

Amanda, nothing? Not even a card? BPR, it's all yours. Dave, well, that way they can justify it! Redneck Mommy, the first card was for you, but I think I can take your husband. LMSS, heh. I plead the fifth in calling anyone lazy. Kapgar, I'll call it Ballmark. Floating Princess, thanks! Amber, you could also use that little "Stumble" button to stumble it! Stacey, in retrospect, I think you're correct. Grant, I'll get right on it. Turnbaby, I thought it was on Saturday, but luckily when we drove back we missed the race traffic. Britt, is that a euphemism for something? Hilly, thanks! Sybil, Gibson? Did I miss something? Poppy, Fs on the rest? Jay, I bet someone's already made a line of those types of cards. SciFi Dad, that astounds me. Yours were funny and I didn't think any of them were offensive! Stephanie, yes, a nice meal, fuckyouverymuch! Hello, the Avitable line of cards. That has a nice ring to it. Marty, my cards will be behind the counter like the porn magazines. Faiqa, those type of women get valentines from Jesus. Bossy, did you lose a contact? :D Sarcastica, so should Hallmark! AHAU, genius! I should totally do that, too. Muskrat, thanks!

By: Father Muskrat

Father Muskrat — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 04:45:37 +0000

These are great. Sci-Fi Dad should be honored.

By: always home and uncool

always home and uncool — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 01:33:46 +0000

I’m going print these and randomly stick them in the American Greetings rack at the CVS. Then, I’m going run like hell.

By: Sarcastica

Sarcastica — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 00:39:34 +0000

HAHA Halmark really SHOULD pay you!!!

By: BOSSY

BOSSY — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 23:39:14 +0000

Bossy is on the floor. That is all.

By: Faiqa

Faiqa — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 23:33:48 +0000

Nothing says romance like the prospect of being terrified by otherworldly beings. It’s, like, a metaphor for love. You guys are so deep. Also, might I point out that you didn’t write a card for the abortion clinic bombing, gun toting, red meat eating, child spanking conservative wife. I demand a recount. That she will inevitably fix.

By: martymankins

martymankins — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 19:29:12 +0000

Those were great cards. Let us know when Hallmark comes calling so we can support your creations.

By: hello haha narf

hello haha narf — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 19:23:54 +0000

loved the cards! you should write for hallmark. they have the mahogany line, why not the avitable line?

hope savannah is wonderful for you and amy! enjoy.