Comments on: You know you’re a Redneck Mommy when

By: Amanda

Amanda — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 18:08:21 +0000

We don’t have a dog, but my husband will go pee in the backyard sometimes if it is Summer time and beer is involved.

By: Avitable

Avitable — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 18:41:08 +0000

BTDT, that's not redneck. That's intelligence. Dick, you share ice cream with your dogs? Okay, that's too much for me! Kathy, I like playing in boxes too. Poppy, does Georgie know how to put deodorant on you? Leanne, well, it's like toast. Metalmom, air sandwiches are good. Sybil, that's pretty rednecky! Stephanie, I think you win. Whall, it's nice to pee in the backyard. Tiffany, not sure if that's rednecky or just fashion blindness. Mik, works for me! Muskrat, I'm so confused. Redneck Mommy, you meant best "fiend", right?

By: Redneck Mommy

Redneck Mommy — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 05:49:36 +0000

I will never get the image of you in your underwear peeing in your back yard next to your dog, out of my head.

Thanks for that dude.

And thank you so much for helping celebrate my new son.

You rock and you are by far the best find I made in 2008.

Smooches.

By: Father Muskrat

Father Muskrat — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 04:49:16 +0000

I knew I was a Redneck Daddy when I had my first son and grandson by the same woman on the same day.

By: Mik

Mik — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 04:08:26 +0000

You know you’re a Redneck Daddy, when rather than throw out the collected empty toilet roll tubes in the bathroom like the wife asks, you throw them in the rabbit cage for Max to chew on.

By: Tiffany

Tiffany — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 03:56:30 +0000

… when you let your kid walk out the door to school wearing camo pants and a red t-shirt. Ummm yeah, guilty.

By: whall

whall — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 19:03:00 +0000

I did the backyard peeing thing with two dogs *and* a son.

What? I was potty training him.

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 18:21:16 +0000

You know you’re a redneck mommy who is married to a redneck daddy when you walk through the den and he is in his underwear watching NASCAR, and you glance at the tv and see two cars almost on top of each other and yell, “The 14′s drafting all the air off the 48′s ass..” or “The 18′s getting no aero push with that big rub on his left side.” and it totally makes sense to both of you.

Or something. :loser: :dunce:

By: Sybil Law

Sybil Law — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 17:47:50 +0000

Hmm… I don’t think I’m terribly rednecky.
Still..
You know you’re a redneck mommy when your kid can somehow do some bootylicious dance. (I really wish I had video of this. I did not teach her.)
Oh! I know! This just happened – David Hasselhoff was on Sponge Bob…
You know you’re a redneck mommy when your 7 year old daughter says, “David Hasselhoff is hot!”!
Ugh.

By: metalmom

metalmom — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 17:27:11 +0000

when you flip a dirty tee shirt inside out and send the kid to school.

when you put two slices of bread together with nothing inside and pass it off as school lunch. :loser: