Avitable’s Baby Impression from Adam Avitable on Vimeo.
Direct link here.
Thanks to everyone who tuned in last night to “Clearly, You’re Retarded“. In the end, I’m pretty sure the consensus was that money did indeed always improve your life, even if Britt wouldn’t admit it.
And the answer to yesterday’s post was #1. That was the message I chose for the flowers.
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Twitter: LeSombre
says:
http://www.tetesaclaques.tv/index.php
If you like that kind of thing.
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Twitter: Amanda234
says:
Dear lord that’s terrifying.
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
says:
My kingdom for a phone/blackberry that let’s me see flash!
(and by ‘kingdom’ I mean ‘next paycheck’ and by ‘phone/blackberry’ I mean ‘super power’ and by ‘flash’ I mean ‘the future’)
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“I’m pretty the consensus”
I’ve always thought that you were pretty…but the toothy baby may have changed my mind!
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Twitter: ashleighlynne
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I was really hoping for number two for yesterday’s post.
That baby is creepy.
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Whaaaat? I was actually right when I chose number one?!?! Smell me!
My fag would like to know how you did that. Please contact my fag at jester@hillysbitch.com.
Thanks much!
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Twitter: Jayman3768
says:
That was juuuuuust a bit creepy.
You also left out “I’ll also wreck your car, get arrested for pot possession. And then I’ll knock up some girl and she and I and our demon spawn will move in with you mom and dad.”
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Twitter: whithonea
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How are you at online trading?
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I stand corrected – said the boy in the orthopaedic shoes – but not on yesterday’s poser. Either of them.
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Twitter: bubblewench
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holy crap I am going to be pissin my pants laughin all day!
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Twitter: poppycede
says:
The feed reader had #1 bolded, so I didn’t realize we were actually supposed to really guess.
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Twitter: _scifidad_
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Let us all pause for a moment and be thankful that Adam has no baby, for that reality is one I would rather not endure.
Also? Tutorial on that, please.
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Oh my….
:lmao:
That is super creepy, but oddly funny.
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
says:
Wow.
That was fucking freaky.
Funny, but fucking freaky.
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I love the facial hair and teeth–eeeekk
And I was out so I missed the show but I think money can definitely enhance one’s life but not money alone.
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Twitter: msmegan
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So the baby is stoned? ‘Cause he sounds like he’s stoned. Which is not a bad thing…
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Twitter: missbritt
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I admit it. I chuckled.
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I already find babies creepy and disgusting, so no reaction here.
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Twitter: karensugarpants
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That is a motherfucking nightmare of a baby. I would hate to wipe it’s hairy ass.
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Twitter: Faiqa
says:
Hahahaha. That was hilarious.
Please don’t have children. Please.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
says:
Strange. Did my comment get caught in your spamware. Not that it was a brilliant comment or anything. Just wanted to make sure that I’m not losing my mind.
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LeSombre, that’s awesome!
Amanda, can I suckle at your teat?
Whall, you’re missing out!
BTDT, that’s what I get for writing my post when I was falling asleep!
Ashleigh, well, I always put love in the messages somewhere.
Hilly, tell the gays that my Logitech Quickcam has avatars and effects like this.
Jay, that too!
Whit, I think you’re talking about those commercials, right? I fastforward past creepy baby commercials.
SPD, as long as you’re not at attention.
Bubblewench, waaaaaaa!
Poppy, yeah, I don’t know why it did that. All three were bolded in the post itself.
SciFi Dad, oh, my baby would be awesome.
Sybil, creepy things usually are!
NYCWD, and that’s why I don’t want a baby!
Turnbaby, money will always improve life, no matter the situation.
Finn, I was really tired.
Britt, ’bout damn time.
Grant, even babies with beards?
Karen, me too!
Faiqa, your wish is my command.
BE Earl, no, I don’t see any comment anywhere. Are you suuuure you wrote one?
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Twitter: coalminersgd
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Dude. That was just creepy.
Did I mention that the next time we come to Florida, we’re bringing the kids? And I’m already talking up “Going to see Mickey with Uncle Adam!”
The kids can’t. Freaking. Wait.
You. Mouse ears. Dragging three toddlers. It’s going to be awesome.
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I am. Not watching.
Nope.
<~~~pussy
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Heather, it’ll kill me!
Stephanie, you can handle it.
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DAMMIT!
I watched it.
It made me have to go poop.
:shit:
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If you feel so strongly about it, maybe you should consider getting a vasectomy- Clayton’s suggestion.
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Stephanie, TMI!
Valerie, does he want to assist?
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