My impression of a baby


Avitable’s Baby Impression from Adam Avitable on Vimeo.

Direct link here.

Thanks to everyone who tuned in last night to “Clearly, You’re Retarded“. In the end, I’m pretty sure the consensus was that money did indeed always improve your life, even if Britt wouldn’t admit it.

And the answer to yesterday’s post was #1. That was the message I chose for the flowers.

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28 Responses to My impression of a baby

  1. Amanda
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    says:

    Dear lord that’s terrifying.

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  2. My kingdom for a phone/blackberry that let’s me see flash!

    (and by ‘kingdom’ I mean ‘next paycheck’ and by ‘phone/blackberry’ I mean ‘super power’ and by ‘flash’ I mean ‘the future’)

    Reply

  3. “I’m pretty the consensus”
    I’ve always thought that you were pretty…but the toothy baby may have changed my mind!

    Reply

  4. Ashleigh
    Twitter:
    says:

    I was really hoping for number two for yesterday’s post.
    That baby is creepy.

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  5. Hilly says:

    Whaaaat? I was actually right when I chose number one?!?! Smell me!

    My fag would like to know how you did that. Please contact my fag at jester@hillysbitch.com.

    Thanks much!

    Reply

  6. Jay
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    says:

    That was juuuuuust a bit creepy.

    You also left out “I’ll also wreck your car, get arrested for pot possession. And then I’ll knock up some girl and she and I and our demon spawn will move in with you mom and dad.”

    Reply

  7. Whit
    Twitter:
    says:

    How are you at online trading?

    Reply

  8. I stand corrected – said the boy in the orthopaedic shoes – but not on yesterday’s poser. Either of them.

    Reply

  9. bubblewench
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    says:

    holy crap I am going to be pissin my pants laughin all day!

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  10. Poppy
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    says:

    The feed reader had #1 bolded, so I didn’t realize we were actually supposed to really guess.

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  11. SciFi Dad
    Twitter:
    says:

    Let us all pause for a moment and be thankful that Adam has no baby, for that reality is one I would rather not endure.

    Also? Tutorial on that, please.

    Reply

  12. Sybil Law says:

    Oh my….
    :lmao:
    That is super creepy, but oddly funny.

    Reply

  13. NYCWD
    Twitter:
    says:

    Wow.

    That was fucking freaky.

    Funny, but fucking freaky.

    Reply

  14. Turnbaby says:

    I love the facial hair and teeth–eeeekk

    And I was out so I missed the show but I think money can definitely enhance one’s life but not money alone.

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  15. Finn
    Twitter:
    says:

    So the baby is stoned? ‘Cause he sounds like he’s stoned. Which is not a bad thing…

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  16. Grant says:

    I already find babies creepy and disgusting, so no reaction here.

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  17. That is a motherfucking nightmare of a baby. I would hate to wipe it’s hairy ass.

    Reply

  18. Faiqa
    Twitter:
    says:

    Hahahaha. That was hilarious.

    Please don’t have children. Please.

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  19. B.E. Earl
    Twitter:
    says:

    Strange. Did my comment get caught in your spamware. Not that it was a brilliant comment or anything. Just wanted to make sure that I’m not losing my mind.

    Reply

  20. Avitable says:

    LeSombre, that’s awesome!

    Amanda, can I suckle at your teat?

    Whall, you’re missing out!

    BTDT, that’s what I get for writing my post when I was falling asleep!

    Ashleigh, well, I always put love in the messages somewhere.

    Hilly, tell the gays that my Logitech Quickcam has avatars and effects like this.

    Jay, that too!

    Whit, I think you’re talking about those commercials, right? I fastforward past creepy baby commercials.

    SPD, as long as you’re not at attention.

    Bubblewench, waaaaaaa!

    Poppy, yeah, I don’t know why it did that. All three were bolded in the post itself.

    SciFi Dad, oh, my baby would be awesome.

    Sybil, creepy things usually are!

    NYCWD, and that’s why I don’t want a baby!

    Turnbaby, money will always improve life, no matter the situation.

    Finn, I was really tired.

    Britt, ’bout damn time.

    Grant, even babies with beards?

    Karen, me too!

    Faiqa, your wish is my command.

    BE Earl, no, I don’t see any comment anywhere. Are you suuuure you wrote one?

    Reply

  21. Dude. That was just creepy.

    Did I mention that the next time we come to Florida, we’re bringing the kids? And I’m already talking up “Going to see Mickey with Uncle Adam!”

    The kids can’t. Freaking. Wait.

    You. Mouse ears. Dragging three toddlers. It’s going to be awesome. :)

    Reply

  22. Stephanie says:

    I am. Not watching.

    Nope.

    <~~~pussy

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  23. Avitable says:

    Heather, it’ll kill me!

    Stephanie, you can handle it.

    Reply

  24. Stephanie says:

    DAMMIT!
    I watched it.
    It made me have to go poop.

    :shit:

    Reply

  25. Valerie says:

    If you feel so strongly about it, maybe you should consider getting a vasectomy- Clayton’s suggestion.

    Reply

  26. Avitable says:

    Stephanie, TMI!

    Valerie, does he want to assist? :)

    Reply

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