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Old Man

I’m not old, I tell myself as I sit here before 9 on Friday night, about to go to bed. The only reason I’m going to bed this early is because I have to take Amy to the airport at 6 AM tomorrow.

I think I’m a liar!

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21 Replies to “Old Man”

  1. NYCWD

    I am old.

    That’s how I justify an 8:30 bedtime… or sometimes laying down for a power “nap” that turns into getting up 12 hours later with my regularly set alarm that I never get up with otherwise.

    Now where the fuck is my social security check?

  2. Sybil Law

    Test: Do you love Matlock?!!!
    “Oh, the pharmaceutical man came and he pumped us full of Christmas cheer!” – Grampa Simpson

    I fell asleep last night before 9. And woke up at 10:30. And fell back asleep before 1. I woke up feeling… awake. It’s so bizarre!

  3. Stephanie

    Here is the true test:

    Do you wear black/yellow/green/brown socks and old man slippers with your shorts when you are standing on your lawn giving the neighborhood kids the fish-eye when they get near your lawn?

    Or do you get wood when you watch Murder She Wrote?

    Or do you have Amy pre-chew your steak for you so it doesn’t pull your dentures out?

    Check yes or no.

    (I took a 3 hour nap in the middle of the day yesterday.)

  4. Avitable

    Kim, were you watching Jeopardy?

    Amanda, I’ll hit you with my cane.

    BPR, it’s rare for me to go to bed this early. I still wake up at around 6, though.

    NYCWD, that’s why I don’t take naps that late. I’d be screwed.

    SPD, no, but I have fiber pills!

    Sarah, hahahaha – you took the words right out of my mouth.

    LeSombre, in my day, we had to move boxes with only one hand up hill both ways.

    Grant, I’m getting the hang of it.

    Poppy, oh noes! Poppy’s going to eat me!

    Sybil, Maaaaaaaatloooooockkkk!

    Jeff, I wish I knew what you were talking about. I mean, I figured it out, but I couldn’t name a Neil Young song if my life depended on it.

    Metalmom, oh yeah? When did YOU go to bed?

    Stephanie, well, Angela Lansbury is pretty hot. Her ankles …. rawr!

    Kapgar, sleep does feel good, it’s true.

    Buttercream, I can only do it when I’m really, really tired.

    Turnbaby, to be fair, he was doing coke.

    Bossy, I know!

    Nobody, do you have one of those remotes with the big buttons?

    Stacey, great. Let’s end the comments on a depressing note!

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