Why penises are blind

From this site:

I am a 25 year old woman who has never given birth. My intention with this project was to better understand my cycle and the changes in my cervix throughout the month. As a doula and student midwife, I used this project to help me see how a cervix might look different throughout the cycle in the absence of vaginal infections and to understand speculum exams. You may notice on the right side of some photos, some jagged looking skin, which is the remnants of my hymenal ring. My os (opening to the cervix) is round because I have never given birth; the os becomes more of a slit after childbirth.

Each photo was taken at approx 10:00 pm every day starting the first day of my menstrual cycle. I re-used a plastic speculum (order one here) and macro function of normal digital camera (and a very talented boyfriend with a headlamp). For the duration of this project, we used condoms as our birth control method so as not to introduce semenal fluid into the photoshoot.

Click my horrified expression to see Day 1 in this photo series. Then click here to go see all of them. I’m assuming there are around thirty, but I stopped scrolling after Day 10 or 11.

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That’s it. Now I’m definitely never sticking my head in there.

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69 Responses to Why penises are blind

  1. Ashleigh
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    I need to bleach my retinas and my brain after that.
    I understand your horrified expression completely.

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  2. B.E. Earl
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    That’s one reason I’ve always been a breast man. :boobs3:

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  3. Amanda
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    Ew now I’m freaked out by my cervix. One more thing to worry about.

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  4. Oh my GOD. I’m going to have nightmares tonight.

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  5. Stephanie says:

    Holy shit.

    I have that in me?

    You should have kept scrolling down, somewhere there was a couple pics of someones fingers with fluid/stringy stuff showing how slimey it was.

    :puke:

    This is just another reason I have penis envy. This is sure to make Britt insane. :banghead:

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  6. bluepaintred says:

    whoa! that was cool! And no I am not being sarcastic!

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  7. Mik says:

    It was cool and informative, how did you come across the site is the question?

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  8. Jozet at Halushki
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    says:

    I dare you to do a similar photo essay of your butt hole over the course of a month.

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  9. Sarah says:

    Dude you find the weirdest shit online.

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  10. TSM_Oregon says:

    Not that you’re ready to get all up in mah bizniss, but I found it particularly interesting given my VERY irregular cycle.

    Ok. I think it’s time to step away from the computer. I just talked about my irregular cycle on AVITABLE’s blog. :loser:

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  11. DutchBitch says:

    OMG I have NO desire to even click thru to thát site after your post and the comments… Thanks… eeerrruuuggghhh….

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  12. Lynda says:

    Seriously, how do you find this stuff?

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  13. We can always rely on Adam to bring us all the important things the internets have to offer.
    Thank you so much for the educational and informative link.
    RMB
    PS – I will never click anything you post EVER again.

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  14. DaDuck says:

    well I can say that the site was informative.

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  15. When I read ‘cervix cycle’ I expected to see a tiny BMX that had been developed to exercise lady gardens. I was very disappointed, and a little sick. Mind, being present for a 3rd degree tear during a ventose child delivery is much worse. I did not take pictures of the damage.

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  16. Faiqa
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    Screw you. Cervixes (I feel like that should be “cervices”) are awesome. You’re just another jealous misogynist with vagina envy.

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  17. S says:

    Ew. Ew. and Ew. I should not have looked at 7 am at that. Ew.

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  18. ed says:

    wow after all these years on the internet, i should know not to click links on avitables site before finishing my first cup of coffee.

    thanks pal :P

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  19. That is an amazing find. Exactly What were you searching for when you found that?

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  20. Stacey says:

    I’m glad you checked out the site so I don’t have to.

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  21. Avitable says:

    Ashleigh, haha – you have one of those inside of you.

    BE Earl, I wonder if anyone is a cervix man?

    Amanda, just imagine after you’ve had a kid!

    Redneck Mommy, oh, yours doesn’t look like that! I’m sure yours is nice and tastefully decorated.

    Lynn, I think I did last night.

    Stephanie, oh, I skipped towards the end and saw some of those too. *shudder*

    BPR, fucking weirdo.

    Mik, oh, it popped up on one of those linkfarm sites like Fark.com that I frequent.

    Jozet, you’re on! Now I just need to find a photographer . . .

    Sarah, oh, this is nothing. :)

    TSM Oregon, fucking weirdo!

    Hello, my blog is education AND fun.

    DB, pussy.

    Lynda, I just putter around the internet and voila!

    BorysSNORC, I described exactly what it was in the post, so if you clicked, it’s all your own fault!

    DaDuck, exactly.

    Grant, that wasn’t a Japanese girl’s cervix, though.

    SPD, I think it’s the close-up pictures that are the worst.

    Faiqa, it should be cervices, right? I was actually wondering that, too. We are both nerds.

    Maria, oh yay!

    S, I don’t think any time to look at it is a good time.

    Ed, especially before you eat your jelly glazed doughnut, too.

    TJ from Keene, it wasn’t from a search, just from a site called Fazed.net that comes up with interesting links.

    Stacey, you might learn something!

    Dr. Zibbs, well, you see. Men have penises and women have vaginas. And also, women have creepy Sarlacc pit looking things that will chew up your penis if you put it in the vagina.

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  22. martymankins says:

    The internet is now complete. I’ve now seen it all, literally.

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  23. Greeneyezz
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    If you think about it, if there was a camera in *any* bodily function, whether it be your kidneys, Intenstinal tract or your colon, it would ALL look very shocking, so seeing the cervix would be no different.

    I am actually more shocked by the video you posted along with that!

    OMG!

    I really am speechless.

    ~ZZ

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  24. Turnbaby says:

    I would live to check out your ‘history’ for just one day LOL

    Fark.com is based out of Versailles KY–very close by

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  25. Men everywhere suddenly stop calling their penises “one-eyed trouser snakes.”

    I find it funny this shocked you worse than 2girls1cup (which I never saw because of your commenters descriptions – bleh!). It’s biology and kinda cool.

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  26. Now I’m wishing I were a penis so I could be blind, too. :banghead:

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  27. Greeneyezz
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    @karensugarpants –
    Oh my! I had no idea what you were talking about so I googled it.

    I actually felt my stomach turn as I watched that.
    I can’t believe there’s actually 1) people out there that would do that, regardless of money offered and 2) that there’s actually a ‘market’ out there for stuff like that.

    And you’re absofuckinglutely right…that’s much more disturbing than the natural body function of cervical stages.

    ugh!

    ~ZZ

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  28. Beth says:

    You know, as someone who *has* given birth, the last thing I really felt like seeing this morning as I ate my breakfast was another woman’s “beautiful” cervix.

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  29. ACG says:

    The strangest gyn exam I ever had was at this “women’s center”. The nurse practitioner doing my exam (while I am staring at the ceiling counting tiles trying to be somewhere else in my head) suddenly announces my cervix is “all pink and healthy!”. After I said “oh good”, she said “I have a hand mirror, you want to see?” When I declined, she tried to insist.

    Weird!

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  30. Sybil Law says:

    i am all confused…. it was kinda cool, and kinda gross…
    damn you, adam!

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  31. Jay
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    says:

    That was rather interesting. And a bit on the ewwwwwwww side.

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  32. NYCWD
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    says:

    When did you decide to go all National Geographic on us?

    Bring back the dolphin porn.

    At least that’s more modern Animal Planet like.

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  33. I didn’t look because I am eating breakast.

    I pushed 8and1/2 pound and 9and1/2 pound kids through mine.
    My cervix used to rock . But it is now old and retired.

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  34. metalmom says:

    Fuck you with her vagina.

    That was nasty.

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  35. RebTurtle says:

    I suddenly have a new found respect for gynecologists. Those people must have cast-iron stomachs not to puke on their patients……

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  36. … or in their patients. Gah.

    I have to admit I’m kind of curious what mine looks like in there, but I don’t think I’d be grossed out by my own.

    I thought I’d not be bothered at all by that but after the first few photos I was wretching.

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  37. Mari says:

    Absofuckinglutely nasty. I didn’t think it could be that bad. I was feelin all uppity and calling you a puss – now I’m feelin a little sick and (a lot) horrified. Sweet baby Jesus, was that cottage cheese?
    *shudders quietly in the corner*
    :puke:

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  38. Lexi says:

    I know I’m not the first, but… :puke:

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  39. Carolina says:

    I retract what I said at lunch about being curious. I now think my cervix area is just as awkwardly designed as the vein layout on a penis.

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  40. COOL! So that’s what my cervix looks like!

    BTW? I haven’t laughed so hard at a picture of you in a long time. Classic! :thumbsup:

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  41. Poppy
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    says:

    This post resulted in me and Dawg having a lengthy discussion about certifications.

    Last night Kevin Smith talked about humans-having-sex-with-animals videos and I smacked Dawg on the arm because I was thinking of all the videos you’ve posted of human-animal porn.

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  42. baseballmom says:

    Uh, GROSS! What freaks me out a little is that she had her boyfriend photograph this, and told about her ‘vigorous intercourse’-was this some sort of backwards foreplay for them or something? The possibilities are endless.

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  43. I don’t even need to see pictures to be disturbed; my imagination is just that good evil.

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    Er, goodevil.

    /:

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  44. Suebob says:

    The shit I do for you. Thanks for ruining my life. :violent029:

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  45. Kris says:

    Funny…mine always has a string of beads across them when being pictured. Gotta spice things up for the GYN, don’tcha know.

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  46. Robin
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    This is a prime example of TMI. :puke:

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  47. Avitable says:

    Marty, congratulations. You have reached the end of the internet.

    Greeneyezz, that other video was fake.

    Turnbaby, it would turn your hair gray(er)!

    Karen, two girls 1 cup was biology too.

    MonsterMash, I now, right?

    Beth, hahahah!

    ACG, she tried to insist? What a weirdo!

    Sybil, I’m not confused. It was horrible.

    Jay, just a bit?

    NYCWD, those were dog vagina photos. Better?

    LMSS, breakfast and this post don’t mix.

    Britt, that was even on your second look!

    Metalmom, not a beautiful thing?

    RebTurtle, yup.

    Breigh, didn’t I tell you? That was yours. Surprise!

    Mari, hahahaha – I can handle most things, but that just got horrifying.

    Lexi, I agree.

    Carolina, see?

    Heather, cool? Weirdo.

    Poppy, Kevin Smith and I would get along fine, I think.

    BaseballMom, I’m not even sure what he gets out of the whole thing.

    SciFi Dad, sick, sick man.

    Katie, fun, eh?

    Elizabeth, you should check it out anyways!

    Suebob, anytime. Happy to be of assistance.

    Kris, dressing up is always nice.

    Robin, yup!

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  48. buttercream
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    Wow.

    Yeah, that’s all I’ve got. Wow.

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  49. Avitable says:

    Buttercream, oh, you’re turned on. Admit it.

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  50. trishk says:

    Since we just finished a production of the Vagina Monologues as a fundraiser I think the next one will be Your Cervix and the Internet. Wonder how much we will raise with that one?

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  51. I’m totally and completely skeeved out.

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  52. Hannah says:

    Barf! Some things are better left not knowing what they look like! Its like those sick men who videotape their wives giving birth from the ‘birthing end’. *SHUDDERS*

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  53. Craig says:

    uuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  54. tc says:

    That title made me chuckle – then I clicked the link.

    UUURGGH that’s gross. It started off just weird but swiftly moved to vile (I scrolled down to the stringy fingers).

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  55. I am so happy right now.

    Thank you.

    My happiness has embiggened itself from the fact that I have grown up as a human being. I have evolved from the slime and gook of the ocean floor and have become the man I wanted to be.

    I am.

    I am the man.

    I am the man who can resist the temptation to click on anything Avitable throws at me.

    I am complete.

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    @whall, That made me Laugh Out Loud!!

    You are by far a smarter person than the rest of us!!

    :banghead:

    ~ZZ

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  56. Avitable says:

    TrishK, I think you might lose money on that one!

    Angie, you’re welcome.

    Hannah, I agree.

    Craig, seconded!

    TC, yeah, it definitely got worse as the page scrolled down.

    Whall, you might say “complete”. I say “pussy”.

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  57. moosh in indy.
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    way to end the night there, eh.
    Just call me slit OC.

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  58. Avitable says:

    Moosh, OC? Original Cervix?

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  59. LV Lizard says:

    I just spent several minutes reading other posts of yours. I was laughing my ass off and was in a great move…then I clicked on that link… :pissed:

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