Comments on: Avitable’s Gift Guide for the Four Year Old Girl http://www.avitable.com/2009/02/26/avitables-gift-guide-for-the-four-year-old-girl/ Where tact goes to die Fri, 10 Feb 2012 08:16:47 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: LV Lizard http://www.avitable.com/2009/02/26/avitables-gift-guide-for-the-four-year-old-girl/#comment-43831 LV Lizard Sun, 08 Mar 2009 06:22:16 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2570#comment-43831 It's times like this when I feel you should be president It’s times like this when I feel you should be president

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2009/02/26/avitables-gift-guide-for-the-four-year-old-girl/#comment-43729 Avitable Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:09:07 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2570#comment-43729 <b>Muskrat</b>, no, Boots is the fluffer. <b>Poppy</b>, she doesn't drink martinis! <b>LMSS</b>, well, Heroine Barbie (with an "e") is a superhero. <b>Stephanie</b>, thanks - I liked that line. <b>Insanewm</b>, your kids would love me! Muskrat, no, Boots is the fluffer.

Poppy, she doesn’t drink martinis!

LMSS, well, Heroine Barbie (with an “e”) is a superhero.

Stephanie, thanks – I liked that line.

Insanewm, your kids would love me!

]]> By: Insanewm http://www.avitable.com/2009/02/26/avitables-gift-guide-for-the-four-year-old-girl/#comment-43563 Insanewm Sun, 01 Mar 2009 18:26:59 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2570#comment-43563 Nice ideas ! Which one did you bring in the end ? I tried to get the hooked-to-heroin Barbie but they were out of stock (due to their promotional pack : one barbie + one free shot included, <i>feel like your idole</i>, they said...) so I had to fall back on the crack-pot/perv Ken with anatomically correct removable parts (think of the endless fun when you bring your kid at the hospital and explain your daughter is actually choking on Ken's privates! Hilarious!) Seriously, I won't ever invite you. Ever. Nice ideas ! Which one did you bring in the end ?

I tried to get the hooked-to-heroin Barbie but they were out of stock (due to their promotional pack : one barbie + one free shot included, feel like your idole, they said…) so I had to fall back on the crack-pot/perv Ken with anatomically correct removable parts (think of the endless fun when you bring your kid at the hospital and explain your daughter is actually choking on Ken’s privates! Hilarious!)

Seriously, I won’t ever invite you. Ever.

]]> By: Stephanie http://www.avitable.com/2009/02/26/avitables-gift-guide-for-the-four-year-old-girl/#comment-43539 Stephanie Sun, 01 Mar 2009 02:00:12 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2570#comment-43539 this G-string/halter top combo is sure to attract the eyes of many a John. $14.99 plus half your take, bitch. That line? Awesome. this G-string/halter top combo is sure to attract the eyes of many a John. $14.99 plus half your take, bitch.

That line? Awesome.

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2009/02/26/avitables-gift-guide-for-the-four-year-old-girl/#comment-43530 Avitable Sat, 28 Feb 2009 20:20:59 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2570#comment-43530 It's only combative if you fight back! And I only watch Dora on Friday nights when I'm lonely. It’s only combative if you fight back! And I only watch Dora on Friday nights when I’m lonely.

]]> By: Faiqa http://www.avitable.com/2009/02/26/avitables-gift-guide-for-the-four-year-old-girl/#comment-43529 Faiqa Sat, 28 Feb 2009 20:15:55 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2570#comment-43529 Every time I comment you write something combative. Where did we go wrong, Adam? What's happened to us? Also, I thought the only people who didn't have kids that watch Dora were pedophiles. (Besides, Diego is waaaay more educational than Dora). :angel: Every time I comment you write something combative. Where did we go wrong, Adam? What’s happened to us?

Also, I thought the only people who didn’t have kids that watch Dora were pedophiles. (Besides, Diego is waaaay more educational than Dora).

:angel:

]]> By: Little Miss Sunshine State http://www.avitable.com/2009/02/26/avitables-gift-guide-for-the-four-year-old-girl/#comment-43495 Little Miss Sunshine State Sat, 28 Feb 2009 05:09:43 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2570#comment-43495 I would go with Heroine Barbie. Then when you have to buy Emma a Christmas gift, you can get Barbie's best friend Crack Ho Haley. I would go with Heroine Barbie. Then when you have to buy Emma a Christmas gift, you can get Barbie’s best friend Crack Ho Haley.

]]> By: Poppy http://www.avitable.com/2009/02/26/avitables-gift-guide-for-the-four-year-old-girl/#comment-43489 Poppy Sat, 28 Feb 2009 01:42:02 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2570#comment-43489 :martini: :martini:

]]> By: Poppy http://www.avitable.com/2009/02/26/avitables-gift-guide-for-the-four-year-old-girl/#comment-43488 Poppy Sat, 28 Feb 2009 01:41:40 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2570#comment-43488 Yay for Emma making it to 4. Yay for Emma making it to 4.

]]> By: muskrat http://www.avitable.com/2009/02/26/avitables-gift-guide-for-the-four-year-old-girl/#comment-43479 muskrat Fri, 27 Feb 2009 21:53:37 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2570#comment-43479 I rarely LOL when reading blogs, but damnation, that's some good stuff. I wonder if Boots holds the boom mic. I rarely LOL when reading blogs, but damnation, that’s some good stuff.

I wonder if Boots holds the boom mic.

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