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If you’ve ever forwarded anything, read this post

Note: I originally published this for Saturday, but took it down. Today seems like a good day to stick it back up!

Hey, you. The guy who finds something funny that the rest of us saw in 1998 and then forwards it to everyone with insightful commentary like “OMG This is so funny!!!11”. Yeah, you.

This is a list of the 99 things that you should have already seen or experienced if you’ve been on the Internet for more than five minutes.

From Chocolate Rain to the Grape-Stomping Lady, Post Secret to Peanut Butter Jelly Time, this list has almost everything that you should have seen online to make sure that you are a savvy Interneteer.

I am going to link to the guy’s site (http://www.youshouldhaveseenthis.com/), but I thought I’d also pull a major breach of netiquette and post his list here. Here is “Greg Rutter’s Definitive List of The 99 Things You Should Have Already Experienced On The Internet Unless You’re a Loser or Old or Something”:

01) Grape Stomp
02) Charlie Bit Me
03) Chocolate Rain
04) Dancing Baby

05) Post Secret
06) Charlie The Unicorn
07) Mentos and Diet Coke
08) Numa Numa
09) Peanut Butter Jelly Time
10) George Lucas In Love

11) You’re The Man Now Dog
12) Yatta
13) Star Wars Kid
14) Bubb Rubb
15) The Flying Spaghetti Monster
16) Dramatic Chipmunk

17) Homestar Runner
18) GI Joe Pork Chop Sandwiches
19) Fail Blog
20) Skateboarding Dog
21) All Your Base Are Belong To Us
22) Winnebago Man

23) We Like The Moon
24) I Can Has Cheezburger
25) Barney Vs. Tupac
26) Shining
27) Cute Overload
28) Rick Roll

29) Lazy Sunday
30) David After The Dentist
31) Powerthirst
32) Christian The Lion
33) Bert and Ernie Rap
34) Lady Punch

35) Leprechaun in Alabama
36) Where The Hell Is Matt
37) Boom Goes The Dynamite
38) Breakdancing Baby
39) Drunk Jeff Goldblum
40) Scarlet Takes A Tumble

41) Sepultura – Refuse resist (cover) By Gauchos
42) Gay Mount Everest
43) Afro Ninja
44) Cop Shoots Himself In Leg In Classroom
45) Tron Guy
46) “Leave Britney Alone”

47) Laughing Baby
48) I’m the Juggernaut Bitch
49) The Chairperson Falls
50) Take On Me The Literal Version
51) Bill O’Reilly Flips Out
52) Don’t Tase Me Bro

53) The Landlord
54) Breakdancing Baby Kick
55) The Pet Penguin
56) Ms. South Carolina Answers A Question
57) I’m F*#king Matt Damon
58) Will It Blend

59) Spaghetti Cat
60) Tom Cruise Kills Oprah
61) Little Superstar
62) Chad Vader
63) Pretty Much Everywhere It’s Going To Be Hot
64) I Like Turtles

65) Who Needs A Movie
66) Jake E. Lee Shreds
67) Hawaii Chair
68) Aussie Party
69) Hitler Plans Burning Man
70) Flirting with Magic

71) Look At The Horse
72) Asian Backstreet Boys
73) Leroy Jenkins
74) Pinky The Cat
75) Monkey Sniffs Finger
76) Sneezing Panda

77) Prison Inmates remake “Thriller”
78) Techno Viking
79) Ask A Ninja
80) Best Man Trips and Ruins Wedding
81) Best Wedding Toast Ever (Amy’s Song)
82) Kitten Surprise (how to break up a cat fight)

83) Katana Sword Infomercial Goes Wrong
84) Matrix Ping Pong
85) La Pequeña Prohibida
86) Angry German Kid (translated)
87) Evolution of Dance
88) Ok Go – “Here It Goes Again”

89) Battle at Kruger (lions vs. buffalos vs. crocodiles)
90) Daft Hands
91) Human Beatbox
92) Most T-Shirts Worn At Once
93) Zero G Dog
94) Cuppy Cakes Song

95) George Washington
96) Scary Maze Prank
97) Gay Referee
98) Tranquilized Bear Hits Trampoline
99) Reporter Gets A Fly In The Mouth

Bonus NSFW Links
01) Meat Spin
02) Two Girls One Cup
03) Goatse (mirror)
04) Lemon Party

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43 Replies to “If you’ve ever forwarded anything, read this post”

  1. Dave2

    So you posted about a re-post that itself is a re-post from somebody else’s site which consists of re-posts of stuff you say we should have already seen? And all of them got re-posted to Twitter. Twice. This may very well be your most diabolical blog entry yet…

    • Crystal

      I haven’t seen that one in almost a decade, and my husband thought I was nuts when I was looking for it a few months ago and couldn’t find it. Now I can prove to him that I’m not insane :clap:

  2. Maddie Marie

    I hate it when people TALK about those dumb videos that everyone has already seen. They ask you “Hey, have you seen this?” And although you answer “Yes.” They continue to go on ahead and tell you all about it anyways. Love that.

  3. Avitable

    Beth, you must have been spending time in the innocent part of the internet.

    Moosh, I don’t think they are, no.

    Cheeky, yeah, I know. I was disappointed by that too.

    BE Earl, c’monnnn, do it!

    SciFi Dad, it’s not my list – it’s the guy I credited.

    Whall, that’s because you close your eyes and put your fingers in your ears when you surf the web.

    Hello, I knew that most of these would be new to you.

    Dave, I almost went in and edited your comment so that it was reposted in my comments just to fuck with you.

    Robin, that guy’s awesome.

    Sybil, you can go through and watch them all!

    LeSombre, I’ve never seen that one.

    DaDuck, evil!

    Blondefabulous, that’s what I do to my mother and grandfather.

    NYCWD, I’m a netizen.

    Metalmom, yeah, those people piss me off too.

    Grant, but now you can comment on it!

    Amanda, you can now expand your knowledge of all things Internet.

    Heather, you’ve never seen Goatse before?

    Bridget, that was a funny one. A little long, but worth it.

    Finn, the few that I hadn’t seen were pretty interesting.

    Kaila, hahahaha – that’s a funny one.

    Faiqa, you don’t have a cool factor. Nice try!

    Maddie, yup, I agree.

    Bo, that’s how I felt. Like seeing old friends again.

    LizRiz, yes, I have. Nice rickroll!

    Stephanie, the hamster dance was one of the top links.

    Jack, yeah, especially a few of the longer videos.

    Fear and Parenting, one of my favorite things ever.

    Lynda, you should educate yourself!

    Cat, anytime.

    Chamblee, I’ll check it out.

    Poppy, we’ll be here.

    Mik, the Battle at Kruger was one I’d never heard of, but it was fascinating!

    Poppy, BUT I DIDN’T MAKE THE LIST POPPY.

    Marty, I’d seen a little more than 75% of the list.

    Hannah, yeah, those are both awesome. Badgers is an old classic.

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