Massaging your prostate for fun and profit
Last month, I reviewed a Blowjob Imitator. This month, I'm trying out a new sex toy from the same online adult store, Eden Fantasys. If you can't view the video below, here is the direct link.
Massaging your prostate for fun and profit from Adam Avitable on Vimeo.
The biggest concern that anyone should have with this product is the seemingly thin silicon that connects the prostate massager to the testicular massager. I can only imagine having that break off and then having no means to extract the massager. Nobody wants that, especially not the ER docs. On the other hand, I've stretched it and twisted it and snapped it and tried to break it, and it hasn't, so maybe it's sturdier than it looks.
Do you want to stick something in your ass? Or maybe you just want some lotion? You can shop online at Eden Fantasys and use promo code BLOG1000 for 10% off all orders!
Posted in Vlog | Tags: avitable, edenfantasys, humor, prock, product review, prostate, prostate massager, sex toy review, sex toys, vimeo, Vlog
WTF
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I am blue with laughter!!! :clap:
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My ass is virginal and I plan on keeping it that way
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I can't get over the fact that you just shanked a smurf and then stuck that thing inside him.
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OMG… you just ripped that Smurf a new one!
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Someone please tell me the video goes to Gidget or something wholesome like The Music Man.
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That's wrong in 27 different ways but I love it.
Way #9-the sound it made when you reamed Smurfy a new asshole.
Way #10-when you had to enlarge the asshole.
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I'm imagining Smurf balls.
They are blue.
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i… uh… i stopped REALLY EARLY in this… uh…
ok, bye.
xo
b.
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I'm not sure I could get the whole Smurf up my asshole.
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i want my seven and a half minutes back.
(although the toy seems pretty sturdy, i'm certain eden is thrilled that you told your readers to throw away the product and buy a new one every time since it has been in a butt.)
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"It looks like a dolphin on it's back"
What is it with you and dolphins?
hehehehe.
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Beth, that's WTS.
Ginger, Smurftastic!
Amanda, I'll send this to you to try on Mike if you want.
Ashleigh, I like to destroy childhood memories.
Dave2, it's the new Smurf, Goatse Smurf.
Whall, it's completely SFW, except for a little bit of language.
LMSS, I don't know how he pooped before!
BE Earl, living with perpetual blue balls – gotta suck.
Just Beth, why? Nothing bad happens!
SPD, with some help, I'm sure you could. Ask a neighbor.
Hello, why? You didn't like the video?
LeSombre, they're sexy.
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I swear, that Smurf's face seemed to be smiling more the last time he talked!
I was most impressed with how gentle you are…
:lmao: :lmao:
(Oh and I so needed the laugh today!)
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Best.review.ever!
But I'm wondering, would it work without the knife, because that part looks like it would hurt a little.
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WHAT THE HECK??!! Are we really related!!!
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OK, seriously though.
According to this review, you stick it in your butt and THEN turn it on. I don't think you could actually reach around and turn it on.
Wait a minute. Those things pull out POOP?!?!?!
Ew. No.
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I'd think that after the knifing, the toy probably felt really smurfy.
@Britt – you should be able to turn it on with no problem if you're lying down. OK, even if you're not lying down. You can wipe your butt, right?
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Dave2 beat me to the ripping the Smurf a new one portion of my comment.
LeSombre beat me to the dolphin portion of my comment.
SciFi Dad beat me to the best product review ever portion of my comment.
On the bright side… at least you found your product niche.
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Having been on the antibiotics of sharty doom, I will never want anything touching my anus ever again.
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You smurfed a perfectly good smurf with that smurf! :crying:
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omg, the knife part — i cringed!!!!
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Now, inquiring minds want to know, did you actually test this on yourself or just give the smurf a good time?
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WHY I fucking cringed when you ripped the smurf's asshole, I'll never know.
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I don't want to seem like the unadventurous type, but I don't think I would use that one. Especially if I have to ream my asshole out with a sharp knife to make it fit.
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The most disturbing part was the knife in the smurf – you just seemed to do it for a bit too long…
You're gonna re-stuff and sew the smurf right? I don't know why, but I'm really concerned about that…
xo
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My butt hurts.
And that final image is so very, very wrong.
I don't get the butt thing.
Exit only, fuckers.
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When I was in high school, my sister's friend gave her a "how to please your man in bed" book, probably as a gag. As a dutiful teenage boy I decided to find out what I was in store for in the world. So… referencing the book, my textbook heterosexual education included anal/prostate stimulation as an option and so I've always considered it a normal thing when heard discussed by other people.
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Manly Man begged me all day to watch this, I'm starting to worry about him.
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To keep it clean you could stick a condom on it or use an enema first. We liked the removal segment. What do the people at Eden Fantasys think of your reviews? Some of the other ones seem serious.
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Sybil, I wanted his first time to be memorable.
SciFi Dad, you could try a butter knife. Either way, if you don't have a butthole, there will be some pain involved.
Cambria, unfortunately for you, yes!
Britt, of course you can reach it. And they won't pull out poop if you're careful about when you do it.
Finn, he was smurfing fountains of smurf. And even standing up, most people can still reach their butt, right?
NYCWD, I know! I just have to avoid being stagnant with them.
Grant, even a Japanese schoolgirl with tentacles?
Metalmom, smurf yeah.
Crys, no, you smurfed. Get it right.
Sheila, who are these inquiring minds and why can't they ask for themselves?
Karen, nobody likes to see an asshole rended apart.
Jay, what if it was a dull knife?
PotU, no. The Smurf has been smurfed in the trash can.
Steph, that final image makes it!
Clayton, it is pretty normal among heterosexual men.
Robin, does he hate Smurfs?
Valerie, I didn't want to give the Smurf an enema. The people at Eden Fantasys enjoy my reviews. Their whole approach is more about SEO than having product reviews, so any link is a good one, even if you deflower a Smurf while doing it.
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How many other phrases does the Smurf doll say?
I give this review 4 Smurfs.
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What's that song? I kinda like it!
Anyway, damn – I cannot believe that I will have to sit at that same smurf raping counter soon. Oy!
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I laughed so hard I cried. I will never look at a smurf the same.
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Please tell me that someone over at Eden fantasies has seen your fantastic reviews and made some sort of comment about them… :sex011:
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I too can never look at a Smurf the same way again lmfao. Oh man that was hilarious! Thanks for the laughs, and the product review haha but my balls are good
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Smurf Goatse. Awesome.
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Marty, four phrases. None of them say "Stop smurfing me in my smurf!"
Hilly, hahah – it's "Soccer Practice" by Johnny McGovern the Gay Pimp. It was also used in True Blood.
CarrieAnn, and that Smurf will never walk the same.
LV Lizard, apparently, they enjoy my reviews.
Sarcastica, I inquire because I care.
Deb, yeah, I thought that was pretty funny by itself.
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