Comments on: Massaging your prostate for fun and profit http://www.avitable.com/2009/03/05/massaging-your-prostate-for-fun-and-profit/ Where tact goes to die Fri, 10 Feb 2012 08:16:47 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2009/03/05/massaging-your-prostate-for-fun-and-profit/#comment-43879 Avitable Mon, 09 Mar 2009 14:09:40 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2595#comment-43879 <b>Marty</b>, four phrases. None of them say "Stop smurfing me in my smurf!" <b>Hilly</b>, hahah - it's "Soccer Practice" by Johnny McGovern the Gay Pimp. It was also used in True Blood. <b>CarrieAnn</b>, and that Smurf will never walk the same. <b>LV Lizard</b>, apparently, they enjoy my reviews. <b>Sarcastica</b>, I inquire because I care. <b>Deb</b>, yeah, I thought that was pretty funny by itself. Marty, four phrases. None of them say “Stop smurfing me in my smurf!”

Hilly, hahah – it’s “Soccer Practice” by Johnny McGovern the Gay Pimp. It was also used in True Blood.

CarrieAnn, and that Smurf will never walk the same.

LV Lizard, apparently, they enjoy my reviews.

Sarcastica, I inquire because I care.

Deb, yeah, I thought that was pretty funny by itself.

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]]> By: Sarcastica http://www.avitable.com/2009/03/05/massaging-your-prostate-for-fun-and-profit/#comment-43826 Sarcastica Sun, 08 Mar 2009 05:12:07 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2595#comment-43826 I too can never look at a Smurf the same way again lmfao. Oh man that was hilarious! Thanks for the laughs, and the product review haha but my balls are good ;) I too can never look at a Smurf the same way again lmfao. Oh man that was hilarious! Thanks for the laughs, and the product review haha but my balls are good ;)

]]> By: LV Lizard http://www.avitable.com/2009/03/05/massaging-your-prostate-for-fun-and-profit/#comment-43814 LV Lizard Sat, 07 Mar 2009 22:21:06 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2595#comment-43814 Please tell me that someone over at Eden fantasies has seen your fantastic reviews and made some sort of comment about them... :sex011: Please tell me that someone over at Eden fantasies has seen your fantastic reviews and made some sort of comment about them… :sex011:

]]> By: CarrieAnn http://www.avitable.com/2009/03/05/massaging-your-prostate-for-fun-and-profit/#comment-43780 CarrieAnn Fri, 06 Mar 2009 23:49:14 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2595#comment-43780 I laughed so hard I cried. I will never look at a smurf the same. I laughed so hard I cried. I will never look at a smurf the same.

]]> By: Hilly http://www.avitable.com/2009/03/05/massaging-your-prostate-for-fun-and-profit/#comment-43776 Hilly Fri, 06 Mar 2009 21:26:12 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2595#comment-43776 What's that song? I kinda like it! Anyway, damn - I cannot believe that I will have to sit at that same smurf raping counter soon. Oy! What’s that song? I kinda like it!

Anyway, damn – I cannot believe that I will have to sit at that same smurf raping counter soon. Oy!

]]> By: martymankins http://www.avitable.com/2009/03/05/massaging-your-prostate-for-fun-and-profit/#comment-43766 martymankins Fri, 06 Mar 2009 15:39:55 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2595#comment-43766 How many other phrases does the Smurf doll say? I give this review 4 Smurfs. How many other phrases does the Smurf doll say?

I give this review 4 Smurfs.

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2009/03/05/massaging-your-prostate-for-fun-and-profit/#comment-43760 Avitable Fri, 06 Mar 2009 14:33:52 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2595#comment-43760 <b>Sybil</b>, I wanted his first time to be memorable. <b>SciFi Dad</b>, you could try a butter knife. Either way, if you don't have a butthole, there will be some pain involved. <b>Cambria</b>, unfortunately for you, yes! :) <b>Britt</b>, of course you can reach it. And they won't pull out poop if you're careful about when you do it. <b>Finn</b>, he was smurfing fountains of smurf. And even standing up, most people can still reach their butt, right? <b>NYCWD</b>, I know! I just have to avoid being stagnant with them. <b>Grant</b>, even a Japanese schoolgirl with tentacles? <b>Metalmom</b>, smurf yeah. <b>Crys</b>, no, you smurfed. Get it right. <b>Sheila</b>, who are these inquiring minds and why can't they ask for themselves? <b>Karen</b>, nobody likes to see an asshole rended apart. <b>Jay</b>, what if it was a dull knife? <b>PotU</b>, no. The Smurf has been smurfed in the trash can. <b>Steph</b>, that final image makes it! <b>Clayton</b>, it is pretty normal among heterosexual men. <b>Robin</b>, does he hate Smurfs? <b>Valerie</b>, I didn't want to give the Smurf an enema. The people at Eden Fantasys enjoy my reviews. Their whole approach is more about SEO than having product reviews, so any link is a good one, even if you deflower a Smurf while doing it. Sybil, I wanted his first time to be memorable.

SciFi Dad, you could try a butter knife. Either way, if you don’t have a butthole, there will be some pain involved.

Cambria, unfortunately for you, yes! :)

Britt, of course you can reach it. And they won’t pull out poop if you’re careful about when you do it.

Finn, he was smurfing fountains of smurf. And even standing up, most people can still reach their butt, right?

NYCWD, I know! I just have to avoid being stagnant with them.

Grant, even a Japanese schoolgirl with tentacles?

Metalmom, smurf yeah.

Crys, no, you smurfed. Get it right.

Sheila, who are these inquiring minds and why can’t they ask for themselves?

Karen, nobody likes to see an asshole rended apart.

Jay, what if it was a dull knife?

PotU, no. The Smurf has been smurfed in the trash can.

Steph, that final image makes it!

Clayton, it is pretty normal among heterosexual men.

Robin, does he hate Smurfs?

Valerie, I didn’t want to give the Smurf an enema. The people at Eden Fantasys enjoy my reviews. Their whole approach is more about SEO than having product reviews, so any link is a good one, even if you deflower a Smurf while doing it.

]]> By: Clayton http://www.avitable.com/2009/03/05/massaging-your-prostate-for-fun-and-profit/#comment-43751 Clayton Fri, 06 Mar 2009 03:38:55 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2595#comment-43751 When I was in high school, my sister's friend gave her a "how to please your man in bed" book, probably as a gag. As a dutiful teenage boy I decided to find out what I was in store for in the world. So... referencing the book, my textbook heterosexual education included anal/prostate stimulation as an option and so I've always considered it a normal thing when heard discussed by other people. When I was in high school, my sister’s friend gave her a “how to please your man in bed” book, probably as a gag. As a dutiful teenage boy I decided to find out what I was in store for in the world. So… referencing the book, my textbook heterosexual education included anal/prostate stimulation as an option and so I’ve always considered it a normal thing when heard discussed by other people.

]]> By: Valerie http://www.avitable.com/2009/03/05/massaging-your-prostate-for-fun-and-profit/#comment-43749 Valerie Fri, 06 Mar 2009 01:35:54 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2595#comment-43749 To keep it clean you could stick a condom on it or use an enema first. We liked the removal segment. What do the people at Eden Fantasys think of your reviews? Some of the other ones seem serious. To keep it clean you could stick a condom on it or use an enema first. We liked the removal segment. What do the people at Eden Fantasys think of your reviews? Some of the other ones seem serious.

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