47 responses

  1. Jess
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    I really appreciate the full-circleness of the dance here. Stellar I have to say. Didn’t you used to be a back up dancer for Michael Jackson or Paula Abdul or someone?

  2. Faiqa
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    OMG. I love watching you dance. I’m always amazed at how good you are.
    NOW DANCE, BITCH, DANCE!!!!

  3. Hilly
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    Chair dancing is an art form and you have mastered it, my friend.

  4. Gina
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    You made me smile! I haven’t had many for awhile, so thank you!

    (Love that song!)

  5. Dave2
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    But I’m allergic to cats.

    • Faiqa
      Thursday, March 12, 2009

      Me too. We should start a band.

  6. Amanda
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    I have a feeling you were just recording yourself doing that for fun and then realized you needed a post for tonight

  7. J from Ireland
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    That is hilarious. How did you keep a straight face?

  8. SingleParentDad
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    Nice fake growl-age at the mention of meat.

    • Christiana victor
      Friday, July 22, 2011

      hey you gys are funy

  9. bubblewench
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    I really have to not watch your vids before 7am.. I think that’s that 2nd time I spit coffee out my nose.

    And I snorted at this one too with tears in my eyes from laughing.

  10. hello haha narf
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    so, you still alive after last night’s smack down or was this set in advance to post today?

    how did you manage to keep a straight face in the beginning of the video when you first brought your hands up?

    p.s. the cat noises upset my dogs. ludo kept nosing the laptop and i almost dropped it. reilly stepped on the keyboard and i think broke my enter key. you happy now?

  11. Sybil Law
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    :lmao: :lmao:
    Even the 9 month old I watch was dancing and laughing!
    :clap:

  12. Crystal
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    Well, at least I don’t have the Fillet O’ Fish jingle stuck in my head anymore.

    And fantastic little dance!

  13. SciFi Dad
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    I’m still trying to decide if the knowledge that you don’t drink alcohol makes this video better or worse.

  14. B.E. Earl
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    Dear God, what was that?

    And Crystal – I love that Filet O’ Fish jingle! Well, love might be a strong word, but it has become a part of my soul.

  15. Kimi
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    I know you probably don’t want to hear this word, but that was very cute. However, I was oddly fixated on the hand sanitizer in the background, wondering what nefarious activities go on in your office that makes it necessary to have that large of a bottle in there.

  16. Dick
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    Just one question — is that hand sanitizer or lube that I see over your shoulder?

    • Finn
      Thursday, March 12, 2009

      Thanks for stealing my comment. Dick.

      • Finn
        Thursday, March 12, 2009

        :D

  17. Hockeyman
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    :dance: who says white men can’t dance. not I.

  18. Avitable
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    Jess, WHAM, actually.

    Faiqa, good is very, very relative.

    Hilly, wait. Is that like lapdancing?

    Gina, me too. I love Lords of Acid.

    Dave2, did I say pussy? I meant monkey.

    Amanda, hahah. You’re actually close to the truth there.

    J from Ireland, I take dancing very seriously.

    SPD, I’m fierce.

    Bubblewench, snorting is always good.

    Hello, smackdown? I think you were listening to the wrong show. I was logical and had an actual argument. Britt just whined and squealed.

    Sybil, I’m a hit with the babies. They think I’m Barney.

    Crystal, there’s a Filet O Fish jingle?

    SciFi Dad, better.

    BE Earl, art.

    Kimi, I’m anti-germs. I use hand sanitizer regularly throughout the day no matter what.

    Dick, hand sanitizer. The lube is under the desk.

    Hockeyman, I’ll say it, though. We really can’t.

  19. NYCWD
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    I guess you finally invested in professional dance lessons. :dance:

    Glad to see it was money well spent.

    /sarcasm

  20. Crys
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    finally, someone vocalizing exactly how i feel in song form.

  21. Karen Sugarpants
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zB7fJb_PPQ

    That’s all I’m sayin’.

  22. Miss Britt
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    You’re so white.

  23. always home and uncool
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    You’re covering that on The Inevitable Avitable Children’s Album, right?

  24. Finn
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    The look on your face is priceless…

  25. trishk
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    You have the same look on your face as my son would have whenever I would catch him doing something wrong…that…”i’m so not listening to you” look.

  26. Karl
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    Well done, sir. I think it’s great that you’re promoting the welfare of pussies everywhere.

  27. David
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    For some inexplicable reason it appears you’ve had a lot of weed before recording this.

    I’m just saying…..

  28. borysSNORC ™
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    That was mesmerizing… I found myself chair dancing along too.
    Thanks for the giggle.
    RMB

  29. chamblee54
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    I cut off the score, and listened to cocktail lounge piano music. It was a good combination.

  30. michelle
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    HA! I love you at 3.16 min into it!!!

    Then the ending was priceless!!!

  31. Poppy
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    How many Avitafangirls sent you photos or response videos of their snatch?

    I have another comment but I’ll email that to you. (And NO, no video or photo is attached.)

  32. Poppy
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    PS – Nice hairy palm sanitizer in the background. :P

  33. Christie
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    teehee

  34. Valerie & Clayton
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    Clayton’s favorite is a kids’ song:
    I love little pussy,
    Her coat is so warm,
    And if I don’t hurt her,
    She’ll do me no harm.
    I’ll sit by the fire
    And give her some food,
    And pussy will love me
    Because I am good.

    Followed by:
    Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross
    To see a fine lady upon a white horse
    With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes
    She shall have music wherever she goes

  35. whall
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    I’m.
    Too sexy for this blog.
    Too sexy for this blog.
    Too sexy, Boss Hogg.

    I’m a reader you know what I mean
    and I do my little turn on the comments.
    Yeah on the comments on the comments yeah
    I do my little turn on the comments.

  36. Stephanie
    Thursday, March 12, 2009

    Meow.

  37. Cambria
    Friday, March 13, 2009

    I have no words to describe that warped video other than to say that I need to remember not to watch them while my kids are in the room.

  38. Avitable
    Friday, March 13, 2009

    NYCWD, I’m an expert, what can I say?

    Crys, didn’t I just say that to you last night?

    Karen, that’s a great video!

    Britt, I got so much rhythm that it’s coming out of my ass. Oh, never mind.

    Kevin, how’d you guess?

    Finn, I’m a deadpanner.

    TrishK, well, I was naked from the waist down.

    Karl, it’s an important cause.

    David, I was just tired.

    Borys, we should all have a chair dancing party.

    Chamblee, did you tip your waitress?

    Michelle, thanks!

    Poppy, none, unfortunately. And I never got your email. With the snatch photo.

    Christie, :D

    Valerie, that’s a children’s song?

    Whall, did you actually watch one of my videos for once?

    Stephanie, I’m surprised you’re the first one who did that!

    Cambria, yeah, that’s probably a good idea with anything I post! :)

  39. Sarcastica
    Friday, March 13, 2009

    This video is like my all time fav of you dancing lmfao!

  40. Poppy
    Friday, March 13, 2009

    I am honestly surprised, and extremely disappointed with the new recruits.

  41. Meagan Avitable
    Saturday, March 14, 2009

    I can’t believe I watched the whole thing. I do love that song though.

  42. John
    Sunday, March 15, 2009

    Hahahahahahaha. :)

  43. Coal Miner’s Granddaughter
    Tuesday, March 17, 2009

    My pussy and I watched your performance. I felt it was inspired and it brought a tear to my eye. My pussy? Well, he just hissed, liked himself, and took a nap.

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