I want to see your pussy from Adam Avitable on Vimeo.
Teaching children about french kissing
Words wouldn’t do this recap justice. That’s why Steve Jobs invented the iPhone.
The year’s already getting off to a good start.
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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I really appreciate the full-circleness of the dance here. Stellar I have to say. Didn’t you used to be a back up dancer for Michael Jackson or Paula Abdul or someone?
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Twitter: Faiqa
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OMG. I love watching you dance. I’m always amazed at how good you are.
NOW DANCE, BITCH, DANCE!!!!
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Chair dancing is an art form and you have mastered it, my friend.
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You made me smile! I haven’t had many for awhile, so thank you!
(Love that song!)
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Twitter: Blogography
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But I’m allergic to cats.
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Twitter: Faiqa
, March 12th, 2009: 1:47 AM
Me too. We should start a band.
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Twitter: Amanda234
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I have a feeling you were just recording yourself doing that for fun and then realized you needed a post for tonight
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That is hilarious. How did you keep a straight face?
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Nice fake growl-age at the mention of meat.
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hey you gys are funy
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Twitter: bubblewench
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I really have to not watch your vids before 7am.. I think that’s that 2nd time I spit coffee out my nose.
And I snorted at this one too with tears in my eyes from laughing.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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so, you still alive after last night’s smack down or was this set in advance to post today?
how did you manage to keep a straight face in the beginning of the video when you first brought your hands up?
p.s. the cat noises upset my dogs. ludo kept nosing the laptop and i almost dropped it. reilly stepped on the keyboard and i think broke my enter key. you happy now?
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:lmao: :lmao:
Even the 9 month old I watch was dancing and laughing!
:clap:
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Well, at least I don’t have the Fillet O’ Fish jingle stuck in my head anymore.
And fantastic little dance!
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Twitter: _scifidad_
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I’m still trying to decide if the knowledge that you don’t drink alcohol makes this video better or worse.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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Dear God, what was that?
And Crystal – I love that Filet O’ Fish jingle! Well, love might be a strong word, but it has become a part of my soul.
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I know you probably don’t want to hear this word, but that was very cute. However, I was oddly fixated on the hand sanitizer in the background, wondering what nefarious activities go on in your office that makes it necessary to have that large of a bottle in there.
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Just one question — is that hand sanitizer or lube that I see over your shoulder?
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Twitter: msmegan
, March 12th, 2009: 11:40 AM
Thanks for stealing my comment. Dick.
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Twitter: msmegan
, March 12th, 2009: 11:40 AM
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:dance: who says white men can’t dance. not I.
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Jess, WHAM, actually.
Faiqa, good is very, very relative.
Hilly, wait. Is that like lapdancing?
Gina, me too. I love Lords of Acid.
Dave2, did I say pussy? I meant monkey.
Amanda, hahah. You’re actually close to the truth there.
J from Ireland, I take dancing very seriously.
SPD, I’m fierce.
Bubblewench, snorting is always good.
Hello, smackdown? I think you were listening to the wrong show. I was logical and had an actual argument. Britt just whined and squealed.
Sybil, I’m a hit with the babies. They think I’m Barney.
Crystal, there’s a Filet O Fish jingle?
SciFi Dad, better.
BE Earl, art.
Kimi, I’m anti-germs. I use hand sanitizer regularly throughout the day no matter what.
Dick, hand sanitizer. The lube is under the desk.
Hockeyman, I’ll say it, though. We really can’t.
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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I guess you finally invested in professional dance lessons. :dance:
Glad to see it was money well spent.
/sarcasm
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finally, someone vocalizing exactly how i feel in song form.
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Twitter: karensugarpants
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zB7fJb_PPQ
That’s all I’m sayin’.
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Twitter: missbritt
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You’re so white.
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You’re covering that on The Inevitable Avitable Children’s Album, right?
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Twitter: msmegan
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The look on your face is priceless…
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You have the same look on your face as my son would have whenever I would catch him doing something wrong…that…”i’m so not listening to you” look.
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Twitter: karlerikson
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Well done, sir. I think it’s great that you’re promoting the welfare of pussies everywhere.
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For some inexplicable reason it appears you’ve had a lot of weed before recording this.
I’m just saying…..
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That was mesmerizing… I found myself chair dancing along too.
Thanks for the giggle.
RMB
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I cut off the score, and listened to cocktail lounge piano music. It was a good combination.
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HA! I love you at 3.16 min into it!!!
Then the ending was priceless!!!
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Twitter: poppycede
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How many Avitafangirls sent you photos or response videos of their snatch?
I have another comment but I’ll email that to you. (And NO, no video or photo is attached.)
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Twitter: poppycede
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PS – Nice hairy palm sanitizer in the background.
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teehee
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Clayton’s favorite is a kids’ song:
I love little pussy,
Her coat is so warm,
And if I don’t hurt her,
She’ll do me no harm.
I’ll sit by the fire
And give her some food,
And pussy will love me
Because I am good.
Followed by:
Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross
To see a fine lady upon a white horse
With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes
She shall have music wherever she goes
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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I’m.
Too sexy for this blog.
Too sexy for this blog.
Too sexy, Boss Hogg.
I’m a reader you know what I mean
and I do my little turn on the comments.
Yeah on the comments on the comments yeah
I do my little turn on the comments.
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Meow.
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I have no words to describe that warped video other than to say that I need to remember not to watch them while my kids are in the room.
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NYCWD, I’m an expert, what can I say?
Crys, didn’t I just say that to you last night?
Karen, that’s a great video!
Britt, I got so much rhythm that it’s coming out of my ass. Oh, never mind.
Kevin, how’d you guess?
Finn, I’m a deadpanner.
TrishK, well, I was naked from the waist down.
Karl, it’s an important cause.
David, I was just tired.
Borys, we should all have a chair dancing party.
Chamblee, did you tip your waitress?
Michelle, thanks!
Poppy, none, unfortunately. And I never got your email. With the snatch photo.
Christie,
Valerie, that’s a children’s song?
Whall, did you actually watch one of my videos for once?
Stephanie, I’m surprised you’re the first one who did that!
Cambria, yeah, that’s probably a good idea with anything I post!
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This video is like my all time fav of you dancing lmfao!
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Twitter: poppycede
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I am honestly surprised, and extremely disappointed with the new recruits.
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I can’t believe I watched the whole thing. I do love that song though.
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Hahahahahahaha.
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Twitter: coalminersgd
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My pussy and I watched your performance. I felt it was inspired and it brought a tear to my eye. My pussy? Well, he just hissed, liked himself, and took a nap.
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