Twitter.com/Avitable
Avitable’s Updates for March 12, 2009:
Hey everybody, I’m having a Twitter party tonight at 9PM! #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 9:01 AM from TweetDeck
@MissBritt Oh, you’ve already got something? That’s cool. Have fun! #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 9:03 AM from TweetDeck in reply to MissBritt
@KarenSugarpants Yeah, maybe you can stop by mine, too. We’ll be here, rocking out. #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 9:04 AM from TweetDeck in reply to KarenSugarpants
@HelloHaHaNarf I understand. No worries. We’ll have plenty of people come, I’m sure. #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 9:06 AM from TweetDeck in reply to HelloHahaNarf
We’re going to have music through Blip.fm and virtual booze and play party games – is there anyone I didn’t invite? #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 9:18 AM from TweetDeck
@TemptingMama It will be going from 9 until someone calls the cops! #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 9:29 AM from TweetDeck in reply to TemptingMama
@AnissaMayhew Oh, you’re hosting a sex toy party tonight? I hope my party doesn’t eclipse yours! Sorry about the conflict. #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 10:11 AM from TweetDeck in reply to AnissaMayhew
@KarlErikson You have a radio show tonight? Damn, sorry you won’t make it. #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 11:36 AM from TweetDeck in reply to KarlErikson
@Snackiepoo Can’t you masturbate AND come to my party? You’re a multitasker and you can just write “stewardesses” over and over again. #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 11:49 AM from TweetDeck in reply to Snackiepoo
My guest list is filling up – DM me if you want to attend my awesome kick ass Twitter party tonight at 9! #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 12:59 PM from TweetDeck
@RedneckMommy I know that your husband’s only in town for three days, but how long can sex really take? 10-15 minutes max? #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 1:04 PM from TweetDeck in reply to RedneckMommy
@MochaMomma ER hasn’t been canceled yet? Can’t you just record it and watch it later? #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 2:23 PM from TweetDeck in reply to MochaMomma
Countdown: 30 minutes until partay time! #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 8:32 PM from TweetDeck
Alright! Time to start the party! Everybody help yourself to some booze – http://tinyurl.com/aot24d #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 9:00 PM from TweetDeck
@BoringAccountant Umm, hi. Thanks for coming! I didn’t even know you were one of my Twitter friends. #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 9:02 PM from TweetDeck in reply to BoringAccountant
@ThatNerdyGuyFromHighSchool Of course you didn’t have anything better to do tonight! Why would I be surprised? #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 9:04 PM from TweetDeck in reply to ThatNerdyGuyFromHighSchool
@BoringAccountant No, I don’t really know much about FairTax. #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 9:05 PM from TweetDeck in reply to BoringAccountant
@HomelessGuy How did you get in here? No, we don’t have any rotgut. Go talk to @BoringAccountant. #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 9:12 PM from TweetDeck in reply to HomelessGuy
@Margalit Why would you even want to come to this? I hate you and think you’re a stupid, self-righteous cunt! Sigh. Have some virtual booze. http://tinyurl.com/aot24d #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 9:33 PM from TweetDeck in reply to Margalit
@DentalSurgeon It’s great to meet you. Thanks for coming to my party! I really don’t want to post a picture of my teeth right now, though. #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 9:49 PM from TweetDeck in reply to DentalSurgeon
@DungeonMaster4300 This isn’t that type of party. No roleplaying here. Go cast your magic missile somewhere else. #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 9:55 PM from TweetDeck in reply to DungeonMaster4300
@HomelessGuy Dude, stop talking about the government. They’re not tapping into your brains. #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 10:04 PM from TweetDeck in reply to HomelessGuy
@Margalit Really? You’re going to attack @HomelessGuy because he’s homeless? I hope you get hit by a car. #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 10:10 PM from TweetDeck in reply to Margalit
@AryanNashun Hi there. I think maybe you should leave. We don’t want your kind at my party. #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 10:29 PM from TweetDeck in reply to AryanNashun
Oh great. @AryanNashun just posted a picture of his butthole and now he and @Margalit are having cybersex. My party guests suck. #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 10:43 PM from TweetDeck
@BoringAccountant @DentalSurgeon @HomelessGuy No, I wasn’t talking about you guys. Come back! I’ll break out Twister or Scrabble! #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 10:43 PM from TweetDeck
@DungeonMaster4300 Actually, you were one of the people I was talking about. I really don’t want to pretend that I’m a female elf. #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 10:44 PM from TweetDeck in reply to @DungeonMaster4300
This is a worse party than the Cinco de Mayo party where I gave everyone Montezuma’s Revenge. I’m going to bed. #Adam’sKickAssParty
Sent at 11:38 PM from TweetDeck
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That WAS funny. I would have totally come to your kick ass party, except…
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Twitter: poppycede
says:
I am so confused by this evening. Am I not in the cool club, and that’s why I didn’t get invited to the virtual sex toy party? That’s ok, going to a reality one on 3/22.
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Twitter: missbritt
, March 13th, 2009: 9:23 AM
EVERYONE was invited, goofball!
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Twitter: Amanda234
says:
I guess my invitation got lost
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Hahaha, this is awesome! As far as parodies go, this is so totally on the money.
:clap: :clap: :clap:
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No offense…..actually, strike that, people will take offense anyway…. These twitter parties, the hashtag shit and all of the stupid TV show recaps are ruining Twitter. It gets to the point that by sixPM (my time) there is no point in logging onto twitter anymore.
Sigh.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
says:
OMYGOD, I think I love Twitter!
Wap wap waaaaam.
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Twitter: Faiqa
says:
You need ot get over yourself and how jealous you are of me and start inviting me to your cyber parties. That was just a bullshit move on your part…and, LMAO at the Margalit stuff. You so wrong.
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
says:
is ok lost?
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Still more action than at my Blogiversary Bash.
Note to self: Next year, hire Adam to dance to saucy pop ditties for guests while demonstrating sex toys on Smurfs.
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Twitter: VDog
says:
You’re a total cracker, doood.
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Yeah… I don’t get it.
(The whole Twitter experience really)
RMB
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Twitter: _scifidad_
says:
… and that’s why I don’t twitter.
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Twitter: LeSombre
says:
I thought you liked being the female elf.
::snif::
:lmao:
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WTF?!!! There are Twitter fucking PARTIES?!!!!
I am really hating Twitter right now.
:jerkoff2:
(Also, why was I not invited? You no love me no mores?!)
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Twitter: karensugarpants
says:
I barely remember this party. Maybe because I drank a vat of wine and hit my head falling off a table. #iamadouchebag
Fuck you crack me up. Why can’t you and your posse move to Canada already?
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Fuck you you fucking Fuck! I never got an invitation to your kick ass twitter party and I SO would have shown up… wait do you have to have phone texting to twitter? Sorry, I didn’t get that feature because I feared it would put blisters on the thumb I use for self stimulation.
OK, no harm no foul. I guess. Sorry for the bad language response at first. I am ready to shake hands and be friends again.
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Twitter: Temptingsam
says:
:finger: You’re just jealous you couldn’t keep up.
For the record, I’d totally got to your twitter party! LOL
And I spit coffee all over my computer at teh Margalit stuff. Dude, you were SPOT on! That was fuckin’ AWESOME.
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Twitter: Temptingsam
says:
I meant ‘go’. I’d GO to your twitter party.
:boobs2:
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
says:
i choked on my coffee when i got to the margalit stuff. funny!
:poke:
actually, this whole thing was pretty damn funny. yay for funny friday!
:woohoo:
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
says:
You know what’s sad?
I can believe this really happened.
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Twitter: missbritt
says:
It’s not a good party until someone breaks Twitter.
I’m just sayin’.
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I’m not a twat. I didn’t get it.
Yet again, I’m out of the loop.I’m not a cool kid. :crying:
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Undomestic Diva, I know. You were washing your hair, right?
Poppy, there was no invitation, just links on Twitter about it.
Amanda, you obviously didn’t reply to my open invite!
Hilly, heh. Glad you enjoyed it!
BPR, I agree with you completely. It was actually pretty frustrating and obnoxious.
BE Earl, if you weren’t sure about Twitter before, last night would have scared you off forever.
Faiqa, it was an open invite. You’re an old pregnant lady, though, so you were probably in bed.
Whall, wat r u talking abt lol?
Kevin, I’m a party in a box.
VDog, is cracker a good thing?
Borys, Twitter takes some getting used to. It’s easy to get sick of it, though!
SciFiDad, you’re just sad that you didn’t make it to my awesome party.
LeSombre, no! I want to be gay Legolas!
Sybil, Twitter Parties are when people get together and take over Twitter like a mob.
Karen, why can’t you and your posse move somewhere warm already?
Cris, you can use a website for Twitter, too!
Sam, I’m totally jealous.
Hello, with me, every day is Funny Friday!
NYCWD, oh, go do a search for #edenfantasys and see the massive clusterfuck!
Britt, you should get some type of award or commendation!
Metalmom, you’re one of the lucky ones.
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I feel a lot less like a bitch now that I know that you too found it obnoxious and frustrating. I thought I was just being all snarky and crotchety again.
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No, it was obnoxious. I unfollowed Britt for the night!
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I would have had to unfollow a ton of people, haha!
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Twitter: missbritt
, March 13th, 2009: 1:32 PM
Weren’t you just explaining to me yesterday how hurtful it would be to go to a blog post or comments and see someone you know say you were obnoxious without using your name?
Oh wait. I’m sorry. I guess because you used my name here in this comment it’s OK.
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Britt, it wasn’t you that was obnoxious. The concept just was overwhelming and for anyone who wasn’t doing it, it was annoying on Twitter.
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I agree, it wasn’t annoying because of one person, it was the fact that my entire twitter network exploded into a sex toy party, making it absolutely impossible to do anything on twitter except turn it off.
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
, March 13th, 2009: 2:05 PM
Wasn’t that the whole point though??? To dominate the Twitter Stream???
It’s things like that which make TweetDeck invaluable… this way you can separate your friends from the Amway pushers.
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Twitter: msmegan
says:
You should have invited me. I’m fun. Of course, “Grey’s Anatomy” was on last night. And no, I don’t have TiVo or a DVR. Because I don’t want one, that’s why.
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Twitter: s_csr
says:
Poor Adam Avitable.
No one loves you anymore.
But, ya know, you should e-mail this shit because not everyone is all about twitter 24/7. :banghead:
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Having spent the evening downloading Hulk cartoons on iTunes, I now no longer feel it was a lame or wasteful evening.
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Twitter: hismuse
says:
I still am not sure how it works but occasionally when I think of it I add a hashtag.
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Twitter: s_csr
says:
I am so freakin’ confused right now.
#Iamstoopid
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Finn, how you don’t have a DVR is beyond me. Crazy woman.
Sheila, you realize it’s a fake series of tweets, right?
Grant, the Hulk Vs. cartoons?
Robin, it just allows for easier searching and there are sites like http://www.tweetgrid.com where you can view all tweets about one hashtag like a chatroom almost.
Sheila, there was a Twitter sex toy party last night. Search for #edenfantasys. I was just making fun of it.
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That, plus the Ultimate Avengers I and II and the Next Avengers. Next Avengers is aimed more at children, but the geriatric Hulk makes up for it.
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You should also check out DC’s The New Frontier.
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Yeah, we got obnoxious, but DUDE there were free dildos involved. Want me and Britt to throw you a Twitter party? You gotta bring the *goods* tho.
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Free dildos are always good. Drew should totally pay you money for the party you threw!
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Oh he’s paying all right! You I will be charging in lap dances.
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I miss all the good stuff.
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Twitter: elizabethbarone
says:
Ha ha ha, I had a ball on Twitter that night and I didn’t even attend the sex toy party! Actually, when I first found out about the sex toy party, I was at work. You can just imagine my horror and scrambling to clear Firefox’s browsing history. Heh.
Anyway, I’m gonna have to throw my own Twitter party…
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Twitter: coalminersgd
says:
I thought I was a dork. Then I met you. Now? I’m cool.
Who’m I kidding? My Twitter party would have consisted of crickets chirping.
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