Comments on: Avitable helps the ladies of Cosmo

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 16:47:05 +0000

Is anyone else concerned that some young woman somewhere is digging her pus-filled pimples off her face hard enough to tear chunks of skin off? Really?

:puke:

By: whall

whall — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 15:29:09 +0000

Dear Cosmabitible;

I can’t write funny blog comments any more. I don’t know if it’s me, or the blog posts themselves being uninspiring and reaching. Some think I’m too hard on others, but they can go suck a toad for all I care.

By: Avitable

Avitable — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 15:15:23 +0000

Muskrat, I don't know. I'm usually so genteel! CP, I might make it a feature. Good to see you again! Valerie, I was trying to think of other sites, so thanks for the suggestions! The Mother, I'm an innovator, what can I say?

By: The Mother

The Mother — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 04:31:55 +0000

I am very familiar with liquid nitrogen. We used it for many things in the lab. Usually, for quick chilling beers and wine.

Never heard of it for hair setting though. Very imaginative.

By: Valerie

Valerie — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 02:24:13 +0000

Those were funny. You should do this with some other self-help sites -parents.com, theknot.com, etc.

By: CP

CP — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:07:49 +0000

Oh did I pick the right day to visit you again, my friend. I needed that laugh. You should consider making this a weekly feature. You have a lot of guidance over the stupid.

By: muskrat

muskrat — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:20:36 +0000

some of those answers weren’t very nice. what has come over you?

By: Avitable

Avitable — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 19:36:09 +0000

Ashleigh, are you looking for a caboose? BPR, if you want dark blue, just slam your fingernails in the door. For red, break blood vessels under each nail, and for black, cut your fingers off, let them die, and then reattach. BE Earl, no picture. That's probably a good thing. Undomestic Diva, it works wonders. Faiqa, groan! LeSombre, doesn't surprise me. SciFi Dad, I might just do that. Sybil, I should start my own Dear Abby column. Moosh In Indy, hahah. No you're not. Feet! NYCWD, do you know any papers that need an advice columnist? Bossy, thanks! Heather, it works wonders. Grant, you know, I didn't think of that. Finn, you have a butt. It's cute! Becky, obviously! Sheila, she's a considerate whore. Robin, my door is always open. And I'm usually nude. Cambria, maybe you should be the advice columnist! Hilly, I'm giving you a mean look from my office. Britt, you wish.

By: Miss Britt

Miss Britt — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 19:31:22 +0000

I’m glad to see you have moved on from bossing the rest of us around.

By: Hilly

Hilly — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 19:24:30 +0000

I commented on your post.