Luckily, I didn’t have to have a popopropielectomy.
I’m writing this from my parents. I’m lucky to even have WiFi!
Did I miss anything yesterday?
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Twitter: Amanda234
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How’s your vagina doing?
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Twitter: karensugarpants
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I don’t think you missed anything, Hot Shot.
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Adam! Buddy! I actually do some work around the office and you end up in the hospital? Can there be any greater sign from God that I need to maintain a lethargic work ethic? ANYhoo.. I heard about the Selective Surgery, I can only assume man boob reduction. Please let me know how it works out.
I hear they cut your nips off and sew them onto another part of your body until the pecs (what we call “man cans”) heal, then they sew them back where they look natural. The question of the day is… Where did they sew you nomadic nips? Or are they Temporary TaTas?
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You missed nothing. Although I think the question should be “are you missing anything now?”
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OH yeah… Are you gunna make everybody at Tequilacon feel your tits to see if they feel real? AGAIN!
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I’m thinking of you.
And your new vagina.
Let me know when you’re back home so we can talk about our mutual cooters.
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Yeah. We meant to tell you. The Hulk came back and took over the world. And then Godzilla joined up with Voltron and stomped him. It was pretty cool.
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Twitter: LeSombre
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I misplaced my chafing dish.
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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Don’t listen to Jess – it was Megatron and Skeletor.
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Aw, I know you’re going to miss pressing your man-boobs up against things. It’ll be ok.
I’m glad to hear you’re ok and resting at [your parents'] home. I hope your recovery continues to go well.
I’m curious…what surgery did you have? I’ve never gone under the knife and been released the same day. You must be a much stronger woman than I.
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Twitter: Faiqa
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My Internet has been down since Monday. You missed that. That’s why I actually picked up the phone the other day.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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seems you didn’t miss american idol. hehe
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Seriously? You missed the most exciting day of the year on the internet! it was INSANE, dude! There was a Twitter party, and it was off the hook!
Okay. Yeah. Nothing.
Hope your superfluous third nipple is okay and healing nicely.
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Twitter: bobutler
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You missed an apostrophe.
Glad you’re doing alright, sir. Hope you’re up to snuff in a short while.
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Twitter: poppycede
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I vote yes, Bob.
I taught myself how to create and modify SharePoint sites for no specific reason…
…and how to use my words.
All in all a very eventful time for me.
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Yes. You missed me running into a door yesterday. And figuratively banging my freaking head into a wall so many times it’s almost flat. But other than that….. nuthin’
Get better doll.
A
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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It was Mystery Meat day in the cafeteria for lunch.
The meat was pretty veiny.
Oh… the colors…
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Dawg and his veiny meat comment just made me :puke: !!!
Lunch lady Doris shaved.
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Twitter: msmegan
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I was naked all day.
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I’m moving to Florida. You missed that announcement.
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I’m glad you’re okay, Adam. Sheesh.
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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Ohhhhhhhhhhh, now I get it. That post the other day, the one about the kid sitting down at bottom of the pool.
That was YOU!
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Britt let us into your office and we all took turns sitting naked in your chair. Other than that, not much.
Glad it’s all over with – hope you get to go home soon.
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Twitter: hismuse
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nope.
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You missed the girl that was going door-to-door in Altamonte giving out free blowjobs to any hairy man she met. Too bad you weren’t home.I knocked about four times!
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Fiwa wins.
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