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There ain’t no guy going at me that way

Luckily, I didn’t have to have a popopropielectomy.

I’m writing this from my parents. I’m lucky to even have WiFi!

Did I miss anything yesterday?

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26 Replies to “There ain’t no guy going at me that way”

  1. Cris

    Adam! Buddy! I actually do some work around the office and you end up in the hospital? Can there be any greater sign from God that I need to maintain a lethargic work ethic? ANYhoo.. I heard about the Selective Surgery, I can only assume man boob reduction. Please let me know how it works out.

    I hear they cut your nips off and sew them onto another part of your body until the pecs (what we call “man cans”) heal, then they sew them back where they look natural. The question of the day is… Where did they sew you nomadic nips? Or are they Temporary TaTas?

  2. Ioma

    Aw, I know you’re going to miss pressing your man-boobs up against things. It’ll be ok.

    I’m glad to hear you’re ok and resting at [your parents’] home. I hope your recovery continues to go well.

    I’m curious…what surgery did you have? I’ve never gone under the knife and been released the same day. You must be a much stronger woman than I.

  3. Sybil Law

    Seriously? You missed the most exciting day of the year on the internet! it was INSANE, dude! There was a Twitter party, and it was off the hook!
    Okay. Yeah. Nothing.
    Hope your superfluous third nipple is okay and healing nicely.

  4. ADW

    Yes. You missed me running into a door yesterday. And figuratively banging my freaking head into a wall so many times it’s almost flat. But other than that….. nuthin’

    Get better doll.


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