Comments on: I may have Alzheimer’s, but at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.

By: Avitable

Avitable — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 02:29:28 +0000

@It’s All Good Until You Burn Dinner, thanks for the visit and the comment!

By: It's All Good Until You Burn Dinner

It's All Good Until You Burn Dinner — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 15:51:22 +0000

I was seriously thinking you were pretty awesome to be able to identify your grandma by just looking at the back of her head. I’m glad I stumbled on this. It made my morning!

By: Avitable

Avitable — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:50:33 +0000

Janer, thanks. If only it hadn’t happened to me, though!

Meg, yeah, I visited her on Monday after visiting the wrong grandmother.

By: Meagan Avitable

Meagan Avitable — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:41:22 +0000

Did you even go visit her? Slightly humorous post if sadly it happens that way.

By: Janer

Janer — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 21:34:26 +0000

Beautifully written, Adam, and the ending? Absolutely hilarious.

By: Avitable

Avitable — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:22:02 +0000

Stacey, you're right! That old bitch! Cap, how many penis jokes do I actually make on a weekly basis? Tiffany, you see, that's the fun type of dementia. My grandmother has the un-fun kind.

By: Tiffany

Tiffany — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 03:26:55 +0000

My grandpa had dementia. The last two years he was alive, he quit speaking English and the only thing we understood was when he was cussing us out in German, French, or Spanish. Good thing he taught me those words.

Oh… one day a few years before he died, he insisted he was going to this guys funeral. He had on a nice 3pc suit and was yelling at me that we had to leave or we’d be late. It was hard to explain to him that the guy had been dead for 30 years.

By: Cap

Cap — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 12:52:12 +0000

I patiently wade through all the penis jokes to find posts like this one. It’s totally worth the effort – well done :clap:

By: Stacey

Stacey — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 01:28:45 +0000

Old people tend to adopt anyone near them just to have some company. If I were you, I would have been offended that she didn’t want you.

By: Avitable

Avitable — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 19:33:51 +0000

Grant, I just knocked her unconscious and set the whole place on fire. LMSS, that's an excellent idea. Floating Princess, I have no idea what show you're talking about. Chris, I usually just mug them and steal their purses and wallets.