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Clearly the slide was only intended for Avitables Balls
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Twitter: mr_shiny
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“Honey, let’s keep him. He was only $8.00 at WalMart and he’s guaranteed to keep the yard free of children – or our money back!”
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Before:
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Ten seconds of complete idiocy.
Forever in a landfill…
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Twitter: Blogography
says:
BILLY MAYS HERE! DO YOU HAVE AN ADULT-SIZED PASSION FOR PLAYGROUND FUN, BUT ARE TROUBLED BY THE SMALL SIZE OF YOUR EQUIPMENT? HAVE I GOT A PRODUCT FOR YOU…
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This just ain’t gonna slide.
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Suddenly Avitable realized the error of his dimensions.
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“Adam suddenly realizes that his prosthetic penis may not be quite so practical as he had hoped”
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Amy! Help! My nuts are stuck in the slats! Wait! I like it.
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What you can’t see is the woman behind the slide licking my nuts, but you already assumed so why bother. No, not a question, an actual fact.
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Edit:
Amy! Help! My nuts are stuck in the slats! Wait! I like it. mhm
Since you’re here will you hand me my water?
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Paramedics were called to the scene when this man found himself to be stuck at the top of a slide.
Paramedics later commented that the man was left swollen, confused and unable to breathe because of a severe allergic reaction to the residue left on the slide by children.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
says:
i want to say something all kinds of witty about britt’s kids, but that photo is the epitome of
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
says:
hey, that shirt is not black. look at you with color in your life! yay, adam!
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
says:
In a brave effort to save a dumb ass show, Amy Poehler has been replaced by Adam Avitable on Parks and Recreation.
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Reliving Childhood. Fail.
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Mommy Mommy, uncle Adam is avitaballing the slide!!!
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Sorry, Hilly, he comes with the house.
Welcome to Florida!
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Twitter: _scifidad_
says:
If I shift my left leg over juuust a little, I should be able to turn this into an Avitaball picture…
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Twitter: shellimil
says:
Oh. My. Wee-weeeeee!
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Twitter: MissMonky
says:
Fat man on a little slide.
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Twitter: bobutler
says:
The new AvitaOuthouse: Resilient, capacious, and just plain fun.
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1) Adam thought it seemed like a good idea at the time. Right up until he heard the popping noise.
2) 3 seconds of fun, a lifetime of pooping into a bag.
3) Reliving childhood: Fail.
4) Adam had a hard time explaining to the ER doctor why there was a green slide wedged onto his ass.
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I can see more boobs from up here!
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i’m so bad at captions. but you look good!
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Sorry – all I could think of was this:
Ralph: That’s my swingset, and that’s my sandbox. I’m not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.
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Do-It-Yourself Vasectomies
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Twitter: Whatsananna
says:
Jackass Lite
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Avitable began his “sit on the slide” protest against gas prices in 1989. As of Sunday, he was still there.
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Please support the ban on trans fats and hormones in the foods we feed our children….It’s too late for little Adam…Don’t let your child be next
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1. One of the many activities found at Camp Avitable include creating “public park skid marks” to impress all your friends and neighbors.
2. Britt’s plan for business advancement: Dark glasses, a dangerous slide and a swimming pool filled with concrete.
3. Adam had a hard time making friends in the yard at the Florida Prison for Internet Dolphin Porn crimes.
4. Acting quickly, Britt was able to wire Adam’s body into a sitting position and place his severed head on a pike. To the casual observer, you would never suspect he started bitching about her tobacco habit just one time too many.
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Slip slidin’ away
Slip slidin’ away
You know the nearer your destination
The more you’re slip slidin’ away
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The Good: I can see through Hilly’s bedroom window from here!
The Bad: Dammit, I’m stuck.
The Ugly: I have to poop.
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Twitter: LeSombre
says:
This is not what Avitable had in mind when he thought “Swinging at Hilly’s place”.
Alternate caption:
No girls allowed!
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You know why he’s stuck in the slide, don’t cha? It’s cuz he’s forgot to bring his bottle of lube (it’s in the far low left corner there, he forgot to bring it up the slide)
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“The spirit is willing but the ass is large”
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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Avitable going down: not what you’d expect.
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Adam proves you can never go back to your childhood.
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I think I can!
I think I can!
I think I can!
I think…this was a bad idea.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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I’ll give you a couple Jaws inspired captions,
“You’re gonna need a bigger slide.”
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“Boys, oh boys… I think he’s come back for his noon feeding.”
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Adam never wanted to grow up. After the horrible ball ‘incident’ – he doesn’t have to! :woohoo:
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“When Hilly said, ‘Will you play in my backyard’, this was not quite what she meant.”
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Twitter: Kapgar
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AGES 8 and under, not MENTALITIES!!!!
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Two buffalo gals go around the outside …
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“…in early April the Black Bear awakens from his hibernation and if you don’t cover your garbage you may find him prowling your back yard…”
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Be my guide-
Is it wise
To sterilize
On a ride
Down this slide?
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Awww, nuts!
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Can you see nutsack from down there?
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“Mooooommmmm, Dad is hogging the slide again!”
Oh, I’m also putting in this smilie just because I’ve never seen one like it before:
:sexytime:
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This will only end in tears.
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I’m not sure that’s the liquid materials involved in making the Slip ‘n Slide, Adam.
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It looked bigger from the ground.
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If we get to vote, I vote for Whall’s caption.
HAHAHAHAHAHA :clap:
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The Orlando Tea Party, while it had a small turnout, actually collected seven ounces of tea at the bottom of the slide.
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Twitter: karensugarpants
says:
Hotty McHotstuffterton from Hotstuffville was ready for Shmemma’s SLIDE OF DEATH.
Yeah, I suck.
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I have nothing. But I must subscribe…
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Even though the entire nutsack would successfully make it down the slide, it unfortunately met it’s fate on the cement pad at the bottom.
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Twitter: fandpinlv
says:
In yet another review for EdenFantays, Adam tries out their latest product, the Little Tykes Home Vasectomy Kit, now with post-op nookie swings.
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Start out laughing, end up crying.
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Clearly? You’re retarded!
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“Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!”
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Hold muh beer while I…
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