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59 Responses to Caption This

  1. Dickie Maxx says:

    Clearly the slide was only intended for Avitables Balls

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  2. shiny
    Twitter:
    says:

    “Honey, let’s keep him. He was only $8.00 at WalMart and he’s guaranteed to keep the yard free of children – or our money back!”

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  3. Ten seconds of complete idiocy.

    Forever in a landfill…

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  4. Dave2
    Twitter:
    says:

    BILLY MAYS HERE! DO YOU HAVE AN ADULT-SIZED PASSION FOR PLAYGROUND FUN, BUT ARE TROUBLED BY THE SMALL SIZE OF YOUR EQUIPMENT? HAVE I GOT A PRODUCT FOR YOU…

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  5. This just ain’t gonna slide.

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  6. Leslie says:

    Suddenly Avitable realized the error of his dimensions.

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  7. Dan says:

    “Adam suddenly realizes that his prosthetic penis may not be quite so practical as he had hoped”

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  8. Samantha says:

    Amy! Help! My nuts are stuck in the slats! Wait! I like it.

    or

    What you can’t see is the woman behind the slide licking my nuts, but you already assumed so why bother. No, not a question, an actual fact.

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    Edit:
    Amy! Help! My nuts are stuck in the slats! Wait! I like it. mhm

    Since you’re here will you hand me my water?

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  9. Leanne says:

    Paramedics were called to the scene when this man found himself to be stuck at the top of a slide.

    Paramedics later commented that the man was left swollen, confused and unable to breathe because of a severe allergic reaction to the residue left on the slide by children.

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  10. i want to say something all kinds of witty about britt’s kids, but that photo is the epitome of

    wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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  11. hey, that shirt is not black. look at you with color in your life! yay, adam!

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  12. NYCWD
    Twitter:
    says:

    In a brave effort to save a dumb ass show, Amy Poehler has been replaced by Adam Avitable on Parks and Recreation.

    Or

    Reliving Childhood. Fail.

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  13. DutchBitch says:

    Mommy Mommy, uncle Adam is avitaballing the slide!!!

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  14. Stacey says:

    Sorry, Hilly, he comes with the house.
    Welcome to Florida!

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  15. SciFi Dad
    Twitter:
    says:

    If I shift my left leg over juuust a little, I should be able to turn this into an Avitaball picture…

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  16. Shelli
    Twitter:
    says:

    Oh. My. Wee-weeeeee!

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  17. MissMonky
    Twitter:
    says:

    Fat man on a little slide.

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  18. bo
    Twitter:
    says:

    The new AvitaOuthouse: Resilient, capacious, and just plain fun.

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  19. Jennifer says:

    1) Adam thought it seemed like a good idea at the time. Right up until he heard the popping noise.

    2) 3 seconds of fun, a lifetime of pooping into a bag.

    3) Reliving childhood: Fail.

    4) Adam had a hard time explaining to the ER doctor why there was a green slide wedged onto his ass.

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  20. Kimi says:

    I can see more boobs from up here!

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  21. Crys says:

    i’m so bad at captions. but you look good!

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  22. Sybil Law says:

    Sorry – all I could think of was this:
    Ralph: That’s my swingset, and that’s my sandbox. I’m not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
    Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
    Ralph: He told me to burn things.

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  23. Jenn says:

    Do-It-Yourself Vasectomies

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  24. Chris says:

    Avitable began his “sit on the slide” protest against gas prices in 1989. As of Sunday, he was still there.

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  25. Jeff G says:

    Please support the ban on trans fats and hormones in the foods we feed our children….It’s too late for little Adam…Don’t let your child be next

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  26. Cris says:

    1. One of the many activities found at Camp Avitable include creating “public park skid marks” to impress all your friends and neighbors.

    2. Britt’s plan for business advancement: Dark glasses, a dangerous slide and a swimming pool filled with concrete.

    3. Adam had a hard time making friends in the yard at the Florida Prison for Internet Dolphin Porn crimes.

    4. Acting quickly, Britt was able to wire Adam’s body into a sitting position and place his severed head on a pike. To the casual observer, you would never suspect he started bitching about her tobacco habit just one time too many.

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  27. cajunvegan says:

    Slip slidin’ away
    Slip slidin’ away
    You know the nearer your destination
    The more you’re slip slidin’ away

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  28. Stephanie says:

    The Good: I can see through Hilly’s bedroom window from here!

    The Bad: Dammit, I’m stuck.

    The Ugly: I have to poop.

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  29. LeSombre
    Twitter:
    says:

    This is not what Avitable had in mind when he thought “Swinging at Hilly’s place”.

    Alternate caption:

    No girls allowed!

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  30. DutchBitch says:

    You know why he’s stuck in the slide, don’t cha? It’s cuz he’s forgot to bring his bottle of lube (it’s in the far low left corner there, he forgot to bring it up the slide)

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  31. Brad says:

    “The spirit is willing but the ass is large”

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  32. Avitable going down: not what you’d expect.

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  33. DaDuck says:

    Adam proves you can never go back to your childhood.

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  34. elfenkate says:

    I think I can!
    I think I can!
    I think I can!
    I think…this was a bad idea.

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  35. B.E. Earl
    Twitter:
    says:

    I’ll give you a couple Jaws inspired captions,

    “You’re gonna need a bigger slide.”

    and

    “Boys, oh boys… I think he’s come back for his noon feeding.”

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  36. Mari says:

    Adam never wanted to grow up. After the horrible ball ‘incident’ – he doesn’t have to! :woohoo:

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  37. Hilly says:

    “When Hilly said, ‘Will you play in my backyard’, this was not quite what she meant.”

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  38. kapgar
    Twitter:
    says:

    AGES 8 and under, not MENTALITIES!!!!

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  39. Two buffalo gals go around the outside …

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  40. MFA Mama says:

    “…in early April the Black Bear awakens from his hibernation and if you don’t cover your garbage you may find him prowling your back yard…”

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  41. Valerie says:

    Be my guide-
    Is it wise
    To sterilize
    On a ride
    Down this slide?

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  42. Tiffany says:

    Can you see nutsack from down there?

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  43. Wendy says:

    “Mooooommmmm, Dad is hogging the slide again!”

    Oh, I’m also putting in this smilie just because I’ve never seen one like it before:

    :sexytime:

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  44. Beth says:

    This will only end in tears.

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  45. Kris says:

    I’m not sure that’s the liquid materials involved in making the Slip ‘n Slide, Adam.

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  46. lauren says:

    It looked bigger from the ground.

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  47. Cap says:

    If we get to vote, I vote for Whall’s caption.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA :clap:

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  48. Dick Carlson says:

    The Orlando Tea Party, while it had a small turnout, actually collected seven ounces of tea at the bottom of the slide.

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  49. Hotty McHotstuffterton from Hotstuffville was ready for Shmemma’s SLIDE OF DEATH.

    Yeah, I suck.

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  50. Lexi says:

    I have nothing. But I must subscribe…

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  51. martymankins says:

    Even though the entire nutsack would successfully make it down the slide, it unfortunately met it’s fate on the cement pad at the bottom.

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  52. In yet another review for EdenFantays, Adam tries out their latest product, the Little Tykes Home Vasectomy Kit, now with post-op nookie swings.

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  53. S says:

    Start out laughing, end up crying.

    or

    Clearly? You’re retarded! :)

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  54. Erratic says:

    “Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!”

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  55. Required says:

    Hold muh beer while I…

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