59 thoughts on “Caption This”

  1. Amy! Help! My nuts are stuck in the slats! Wait! I like it.


    What you can’t see is the woman behind the slide licking my nuts, but you already assumed so why bother. No, not a question, an actual fact.

  2. Paramedics were called to the scene when this man found himself to be stuck at the top of a slide.

    Paramedics later commented that the man was left swollen, confused and unable to breathe because of a severe allergic reaction to the residue left on the slide by children.

  3. 1) Adam thought it seemed like a good idea at the time. Right up until he heard the popping noise.

    2) 3 seconds of fun, a lifetime of pooping into a bag.

    3) Reliving childhood: Fail.

    4) Adam had a hard time explaining to the ER doctor why there was a green slide wedged onto his ass.

  4. Sorry – all I could think of was this:
    Ralph: That’s my swingset, and that’s my sandbox. I’m not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
    Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
    Ralph: He told me to burn things.

  5. 1. One of the many activities found at Camp Avitable include creating “public park skid marks” to impress all your friends and neighbors.

    2. Britt’s plan for business advancement: Dark glasses, a dangerous slide and a swimming pool filled with concrete.

    3. Adam had a hard time making friends in the yard at the Florida Prison for Internet Dolphin Porn crimes.

    4. Acting quickly, Britt was able to wire Adam’s body into a sitting position and place his severed head on a pike. To the casual observer, you would never suspect he started bitching about her tobacco habit just one time too many.

  6. “…in early April the Black Bear awakens from his hibernation and if you don’t cover your garbage you may find him prowling your back yard…”

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