Comments on: My conversation with Stephen Hawking http://www.avitable.com/2009/04/21/my-conversation-with-stephen-hawking/ Tact is for pussies Thu, 18 Mar 2010 06:47:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2009/04/21/my-conversation-with-stephen-hawking/#comment-45793 Avitable Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:36:23 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2795#comment-45793 <b>NYCWD</b>, good point. What about a condom that simulates red sun radiation? <b>Grant</b>, isn't that what a real housewarming is? <b>Finn</b>, not just her eye, but it'd go through the back of her head! <b>Turnbaby</b>, holes is holes! <b>Heather</b>, I like Steve-O better. <b>Sheila</b>, sigh. How do you not know who he is? <b>Shelli</b>, I'm sure if it wasn't for his income and advanced technology, Stephen Hawking never would have lived as long as he has so far. NYCWD, good point. What about a condom that simulates red sun radiation?

Grant, isn't that what a real housewarming is?

Finn, not just her eye, but it'd go through the back of her head!

Turnbaby, holes is holes!

Heather, I like Steve-O better.

Sheila, sigh. How do you not know who he is?

Shelli, I'm sure if it wasn't for his income and advanced technology, Stephen Hawking never would have lived as long as he has so far.

]]> By: Shelli http://www.avitable.com/2009/04/21/my-conversation-with-stephen-hawking/#comment-45769 Shelli Tue, 21 Apr 2009 23:04:07 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2795#comment-45769 Normally I would try to be funny, (I said "try") but my brother-in-law is afflicted with the same disease. He will not live with it as long as Mr. Hawking has. I pray he doesn't. It's an awful disease. Normally I would try to be funny, (I said "try") but my brother-in-law is afflicted with the same disease. He will not live with it as long as Mr. Hawking has. I pray he doesn't. It's an awful disease.

]]> By: Sheila (Charm School Reject) http://www.avitable.com/2009/04/21/my-conversation-with-stephen-hawking/#comment-45764 Sheila (Charm School Reject) Tue, 21 Apr 2009 20:29:17 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2795#comment-45764 This was hilarious but I really wish I knew who this Hawking guy was. I have a feeling I'm going to feel like a total tool after I google this shit. This was hilarious but I really wish I knew who this Hawking guy was.

I have a feeling I'm going to feel like a total tool after I google this shit.

]]> By: Coal Miner's Granddaughter http://www.avitable.com/2009/04/21/my-conversation-with-stephen-hawking/#comment-45763 Coal Miner's Granddaughter Tue, 21 Apr 2009 18:58:01 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2795#comment-45763 "I've forgotten more about physics in the last three seconds than you'll ever learn in your pathetic inconsequential life." O.M.F.G. I loved that! I snorted. I'm so using that in a conversation this next week. Seriously. And um, Mr. Hawking? Whatever. Call him Professor Hawking, you non-physics peasant, and kneel before his glorious presence. And remember that when he's gone? We'll all be praying to the mighty Hawking because God will be obsolete. "I've forgotten more about physics in the last three seconds than you'll ever learn in your pathetic inconsequential life."

O.M.F.G. I loved that! I snorted. I'm so using that in a conversation this next week. Seriously.

And um, Mr. Hawking? Whatever. Call him Professor Hawking, you non-physics peasant, and kneel before his glorious presence. And remember that when he's gone? We'll all be praying to the mighty Hawking because God will be obsolete.

]]> By: Turnbaby http://www.avitable.com/2009/04/21/my-conversation-with-stephen-hawking/#comment-45762 Turnbaby Tue, 21 Apr 2009 18:01:28 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2795#comment-45762 Regular or baby Swiss? Regular or baby Swiss?

]]> By: Finn http://www.avitable.com/2009/04/21/my-conversation-with-stephen-hawking/#comment-45760 Finn Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:52:17 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2795#comment-45760 Do they sexually reproduce where Superman is from? Maybe they don't have any semen at all. Or he could just pull out. Of course then he'd probably put her eye out. Do they sexually reproduce where Superman is from? Maybe they don't have any semen at all. Or he could just pull out. Of course then he'd probably put her eye out.

]]> By: Finn http://www.avitable.com/2009/04/21/my-conversation-with-stephen-hawking/#comment-45759 Finn Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:51:53 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2795#comment-45759 Do they sexually reproduce where Superman is from? Maybe they don't have any semen at all. Or he could just pull out. Do they sexually reproduce where Superman is from? Maybe they don't have any semen at all. Or he could just pull out.

]]> By: Finn http://www.avitable.com/2009/04/21/my-conversation-with-stephen-hawking/#comment-45758 Finn Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:49:37 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2795#comment-45758 @B.E. Earl, That would have been brilliant! @B.E. Earl, That would have been brilliant!

]]> By: Grant http://www.avitable.com/2009/04/21/my-conversation-with-stephen-hawking/#comment-45756 Grant Tue, 21 Apr 2009 13:55:45 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2795#comment-45756 Housewarming? Does that mean you're going to set it on fire? Housewarming? Does that mean you're going to set it on fire?

]]> By: NYCWD http://www.avitable.com/2009/04/21/my-conversation-with-stephen-hawking/#comment-45755 NYCWD Tue, 21 Apr 2009 13:44:15 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2795#comment-45755 Depends on the Gold Kryptonite era. If it is the original Gold Kryptonite, it removes all Kryptonian powers permanently. If it is the later Gold Kryptonite, it only removes the powers for like 30 seconds. So unless <B>Superman</b> is a <B>Under Minute Man</b>, she's either still going to be decapitated or he won't be so super anymore. Depends on the Gold Kryptonite era. If it is the original Gold Kryptonite, it removes all Kryptonian powers permanently. If it is the later Gold Kryptonite, it only removes the powers for like 30 seconds.

So unless Superman is a Under Minute Man, she's either still going to be decapitated or he won't be so super anymore.

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