Comments on: Avitable’s guide to killing your family http://www.avitable.com/2009/04/22/avitables-guide-to-killing-your-family/ Where tact goes to die Fri, 10 Feb 2012 08:16:47 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2009/04/22/avitables-guide-to-killing-your-family/#comment-46080 Avitable Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:03:30 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2811#comment-46080 <b>Marinka</b>, seizures? They're happy little smilies! <b>Jessica</b>, Yanni is worth that much? Recockulous! Marinka, seizures? They’re happy little smilies!

Jessica, Yanni is worth that much? Recockulous!

]]> By: Jessica http://www.avitable.com/2009/04/22/avitables-guide-to-killing-your-family/#comment-45900 Jessica Sun, 26 Apr 2009 01:29:48 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2811#comment-45900 You know, just the other day someone at work was talking about going to see a Yanni concert. She paid over $100 for her ticket. At #2, so THAT's what my dad is trying to do when he turns the heat down just before he leaves for work. Too bad I sleep with two comforters. Mwahaha. You know, just the other day someone at work was talking about going to see a Yanni concert. She paid over $100 for her ticket.

At #2, so THAT’s what my dad is trying to do when he turns the heat down just before he leaves for work. Too bad I sleep with two comforters. Mwahaha.

]]> By: Marinka http://www.avitable.com/2009/04/22/avitables-guide-to-killing-your-family/#comment-45898 Marinka Sat, 25 Apr 2009 20:11:44 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2811#comment-45898 I was going to ask if you have any advice for families who are trying to avoid getting killed by their financially distressed head of household, but those smiley things are giving me seizures and I think it's too late for me. I was going to ask if you have any advice for families who are trying to avoid getting killed by their financially distressed head of household, but those smiley things are giving me seizures and I think it’s too late for me.

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2009/04/22/avitables-guide-to-killing-your-family/#comment-45850 Avitable Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:24:20 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2811#comment-45850 <b>Valerie</b>, definitely a waste. <b>Poppy</b>, did Twitter arrive?!? <b>Jess</b>, it would be mitigating circumstances! <b>Kapgar</b>, exactly. <b>Just Beth</b>, heh. <b>Heather</b>, 1.21 jigowatts! Valerie, definitely a waste.

Poppy, did Twitter arrive?!?

Jess, it would be mitigating circumstances!

Kapgar, exactly.

Just Beth, heh.

Heather, 1.21 jigowatts!

]]> By: Coal Miner's Granddaughter http://www.avitable.com/2009/04/22/avitables-guide-to-killing-your-family/#comment-45846 Coal Miner's Granddaughter Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:52:20 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2811#comment-45846 Great Scott. Definitely Great Scott. Great Scott. Definitely Great Scott.

]]> By: just beth http://www.avitable.com/2009/04/22/avitables-guide-to-killing-your-family/#comment-45843 just beth Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:20:29 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2811#comment-45843 I totally didn't even understand why we would be dressing in khaki... because I'm blonde(ish) and my brain doesn't actually *work* in the morning... way to work in an obscure Crocodile Hunter reference! Brilliance! XO b. I totally didn’t even understand why we would be dressing in khaki… because I’m blonde(ish) and my brain doesn’t actually *work* in the morning… way to work in an obscure Crocodile Hunter reference! Brilliance!

XO

b.

]]> By: kapgar http://www.avitable.com/2009/04/22/avitables-guide-to-killing-your-family/#comment-45837 kapgar Thu, 23 Apr 2009 11:52:23 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2811#comment-45837 Everybody knows ninja need no explanation! By the time you try to, you're already dead. Everybody knows ninja need no explanation! By the time you try to, you’re already dead.

]]> By: Jess http://www.avitable.com/2009/04/22/avitables-guide-to-killing-your-family/#comment-45824 Jess Thu, 23 Apr 2009 04:26:40 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2811#comment-45824 One of my goals has been to wind up on the front page of a newspaper one day. I'm gonna post this list on the wall of my kitchen so that when people come here, they can get ideas. Then when I end up inviting the one crazy guy who would actually do it - he can say it was my idea. He'll call it mitigating circumstances. One of my goals has been to wind up on the front page of a newspaper one day. I’m gonna post this list on the wall of my kitchen so that when people come here, they can get ideas.

Then when I end up inviting the one crazy guy who would actually do it – he can say it was my idea. He’ll call it mitigating circumstances.

]]> By: Poppy http://www.avitable.com/2009/04/22/avitables-guide-to-killing-your-family/#comment-45820 Poppy Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:13:26 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2811#comment-45820 I do not want anyone to kill me over the economy. Keep the killing to yourself. I did not just make it through lots of really hard days only to be taken out by someone else who thought they were doing me a fucking FAVOR. I hear a cat... not my own cat. DID SOMEONE GET ME A KITTEN?! I do not want anyone to kill me over the economy. Keep the killing to yourself. I did not just make it through lots of really hard days only to be taken out by someone else who thought they were doing me a fucking FAVOR.

I hear a cat… not my own cat. DID SOMEONE GET ME A KITTEN?!

]]> By: Valerie http://www.avitable.com/2009/04/22/avitables-guide-to-killing-your-family/#comment-45819 Valerie Wed, 22 Apr 2009 21:42:36 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=2811#comment-45819 I too was disturbed to read about the Parente case this afternoon. What a waste. They had their 2 kids when they were 40 and 48. All that hope and effort gone forever. I too was disturbed to read about the Parente case this afternoon. What a waste. They had their 2 kids when they were 40 and 48. All that hope and effort gone forever.

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