
The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Twitter: snerkology
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Nest Dolls, now with Nesting Penises! :cock:
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Twitter: ashleighlynne
says:
Hmm. Are you knocked up?
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Twitter: Amanda234
says:
Is everything okay?
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Mmmm, just like a delicious ever-lasting Gobstopper.
[insert creepy slurping noise here]
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Twitter: WWScissors
says:
So what is it you do again? Work from home? Nice job!
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Twitter: Faiqa
says:
Speechless.
I know, right?
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Twitter: VerdantDude
says:
You make a lovely matryoshka.
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
says:
Should have called it “Ya Dolls”
why?
because it’s “slow day” backwards.
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You look like a Weber grill! When’s the barbeque?
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Twitter: missbritt
says:
I get it!!
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
says:
is this your way of telling us that you are gonna have a baby?
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:woohoo:
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Twitter: _scifidad_
says:
Sweet merciful crap! It’s BREEDING!
alternative comment:
You’re pregnant, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger was, right?
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I don’t get it.
Too early.
Should I do this instead?
:crying:
Have you lost weight?
Is it gas?
It’s gas, isn’t it.
(A little Simpson’s humor makes everything better.)
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Are these available from most reputable retailers, or more likely, the down right dirty ones?
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Twitter: perpstu
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:woohoo: Those are the best nesting dols EVAH!
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Twitter: msmegan
says:
So is the smallest one gonna tip over because of the massive penis?
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This should be in the Louvre in place of that freaky chick with no eyebrows.
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Twitter: bobutler
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Realizing that the only way to a larger penis is to lose weight so it looks bigger by comparison. I get it; I’ve been there.
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…i get it too…
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Twitter: LeSombre
says:
Losing weight, yes?
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Twitter: coalminersgd
says:
Um… just letting you know that I expect a set of these, in the mail, for my next birthday.
Thanks in advance!
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Laura, I think a nesting penis is called a vagina!
Ashleigh, yes, with triplets. Or is that a triple cheeseburger?
Amanda, thank you, but yes, everything’s fine.
Howard, that was creepy even without the slurping noise!
Lynn, I’m a professional artist.
Faiqa, I feel like we should celebrate or something.
BE Earl, I have a smaller beard than many Russian women.
Whall, so punny!
Turnbaby, ha – it does look like a grill!
Britt, your super awesome prize is in the mail!
Becky, no, if we were pregnant, I’d draw a gun blowing my brains out.
Sybil, it’s about the persona and the person on the inside.
SciFi Dad, I’m actually cloning myself.
SPD, only available from the backs of vans.
Popping Bubbles, they’re certainly more fun than the real ones.
Finn, no, it’s like a tripod.
Grant, I agree. See what you can do about making that happen.
Bo, or just lie.
Crystal, I’m not too deep for you?
LeSombre, God forbid. It’s about a persona vs. the person inside.
Heather, you just want them for the penis.
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Twitter: ashleighlynne
says:
You have cheeseburgers? share.
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haha… very creative.
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Ashleigh, too late – all gone!
Dawn, thanks.
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Twitter: poppycede
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Very clever.
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Poppy, thanks!
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