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RIP Bea Arthur

As you probably know, Bea Arthur died yesterday at the age of 86.

Most people remember her the best for her Emmy award-winning role in “Golden Girls,” where her acerbic sense of humor shined, or her starring role in “Maude”.

But here are some things you might not have known about Bea Arthur:

  • She was the inspiration for Dirty Harry.
  • The word “Cuntsicle” was coined by her when she met Joan Collins.
  • She once climbed the Empire State Building just to prove that she could.
  • She’s actually Robin Williams in a wig, speaking with a rough accent.
  • Kathleen Turner and Bea Arthur started a phone sex line in 1983, but it didn’t last more than a month.
  • She’s the only woman to have slept with 23 consecutive presidents.
  • With one punch, she could knock down a redwood tree.
  • Jimmy Hoffa was actually hidden inside her vagina.
  • When Tom Jones saw her, he’d throw manties at her.
  • She and Betty White once killed a man and buried him in the desert.
  • Her real name was B. Arthur. The B stood for Brian.

RIP, Bea. You will be missed!

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21 Replies to “RIP Bea Arthur”

  1. B.E. Earl

    I’m sorry to see her go and all, but let’s talk about Maude’s daughter Carol (Adrienne Barbeau) for a moment here.

    Hubba hubba.

    And let us never forget Bea’s work in “The Star Wars Holiday Special” back in 1978. No, wait! Let us IMMEDIATELY forget that shit. ugh.

  2. floating princess

    I am also adding cuntsicle to my vocabulary but I will leave you one in return – twatzilla. Hub came up with that one to get me to stop saying twatwaffle, because he loves the waffles so and couldn’t stand do see them maligned.

    I loved Bea, she was so dry and witty. She had a great career and will be missed. Rest in peace, Bea.

  3. whall

    I don’t know whether to be more offended by the callous listing of her accomplishments or the inaccuracies you so cavalierly spout.

    Let me clear up one of the “facts” you decided to spin.

    She played dual starring roles in When Dirty Met Hairy

  4. Avitable

    Amanda, syndication is eternal life!

    Grant, she started looking quite geriatric towards the end.

    Blondefabulous, yeah, she was hilarious.

    BE Earl, Adrienne Barbeau? Wayyyy too old.

    Faiqa, because you’re obviously always thinking about you! 😀

    Sybil, it was a pretty funny show.

    Becky, yeah, she did.

    Tiffany, it’s yours. You can have it.

    Honeybell, let me know how it goes.

    Michelle, that Bea!!

    Floating Princess, twatzilla is definitely a good one.

    Chris, back in those days she changed her last name to Lewis.

    Whall, I didn’t know you watched porn!

    TMWW, yeah, I mentioned Maude up there.

    SciFi Dad, when I originally saw this, I sent something out on Twitter talking about fucking Sandra Bernhardt with Bea Arthur’s dick, but decided to leave it out of this post.

    Poppy, which coincidentally sounds like my voice.

    Suebob, damn straight!

    Sheila, wow, it’s a miracle!

    Robin, nope. He suffocated in her vagina years ago.

    Bubblewench, she was his nursemaid.

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