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Memes are so 2007

I’ve seen this many places, but I copied it from Faiqa. Time was, I’d fill these out with funny answers that were in no way real. However, I’ve decided it might be more interesting to be brutally honest. Or more boring. Whatever.

1. Did you date someone from your school senior year? Yes. I dated Katey Sellers.

2. Did you marry someone from your high school? No.

3. Did you carpool to school? I took the bus until my friends were old enough to drive, then I got rides until I was old enough to drive, a year later, and then I drove my own car.

4. What kind of car did you drive? 1984 Chrysler Fifth Avenue. It had a pink flamingo on the hood ornament.

5. What kind of car do you have now? 2004 Toyota Camry. Since I work at home, we only have one car. I plan on getting something new, though. I want either an Escalade or a Mercedes.

6. It’s Friday night – where were you (in high school)? Usually at a movie with my girlfriend and then in the woods making out with her.

7. It is Friday night – where are you (now)? Watching the Thursday night TV that we recorded with Amy.

8. What kind of job did you have in high school? I worked as a telemarketer, as a bag boy, for a video store, tinted windows, babysat, mowed lawns, and did more telemarketing.

9. What kind of job do you do now? I am the CEO of a small company.

10. Were you a party animal? No. I didn’t have touch alcohol stronger than a wine cooler until I started college.

11. Were you considered a flirt? Yes. And a pervert. And an attention whore.

12. Were you in band, orchestra, or choir? No. I’m completely tone deaf.

13. Were you a nerd? I prefer “geek.” Yes, I was a geek in high school, but I was also a varsity athlete.

14. Did you get suspended or expelled? Only when I told teachers to go fuck themselves, which happened on two separate occasions.

15. Can you sing the fight song? I don’t believe in school spirit. It’s infantile and ridiculous.

16. Who was/were your favorite teacher(s)? Mrs. Graham, our senior English teacher. And Mr. Crile, our junior and senior History teacher. And Mrs. Swanson our smoking hot junior chemistry teacher.

17. Where did you sit during lunch? The first two years, I usually ate lunch in front of a computer, where we were playing Leisure Suit Larry. The latter two years, we would go out for lunch almost every day to one of the dozen or so restaurants around the school.

18. What was your school’s full name? Spruce Creek High School

19. When did you graduate? 1994

20. What was your school mascot? The Hawk

21. If you could go back and do it again, would you? Sure. I had a blast in high school. It was a piece of cake, I made some friends that I’ll have forever, and I knew that school like the back of my hand.

22. Did you have fun at Prom? I went to several of them, but yeah. The prom itself sucked, but the parties afterward were fun.

23. Do you still talk to your prom date? I talk to one of them. She’s one of my best friends.

24. Who was your best friend? Sabrina.

25. What did you want to be when you grew up? An attorney.

26. Any regrets? I should have talked to Faiqa more.

27. Biggest fashion mistake? I rolled my sleeves up and literally stapled them to my arms. I was a walking fashion mistake.

28. Favorite fashion trend? See above.

29. Are you going to your next reunion? No. Since I was in International Baccalaureate, I had all of my classes with a select group of people, and those people I’ve seen recently. The rest of my class is comprised of people that I don’t know and have no interest in seeing.

30. Who did you have a secret crush on? I crushed on several people. One of them is Faiqa’s best friend, Lisa.

31. Did you go on spring break? I lived in the spring break capital of the world at the time. So yes.

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31 Replies to “Memes are so 2007”

  1. NYCWD

    See, the whole “school fight song” thing is just a prime example of schools breeding violent tendencies in their students.

    Then they wonder why shit like Columbine happens. Fools.

  2. Avitable

    Undomestic Diva, steal away!

    Janna, even as a school athlete, I didn’t care about our team.

    Fantastagirl, oh, it’s totally true. I’m a grade A attention whore.

    Ashleigh, the staples were just plain stupid.

    NYCWD, hahahaha. Yes, that’s why!

    Britt, well, you were a cheerleader, so that would explain it. I’d be surprised if a lot of non-cheerleaders did, though.

  3. whall

    Cool. In this meme I finally got the last missing answer to the ‘enhanced security question’ on your online banking account. I need to fund some “cleanup” operations down in Cancun.

  4. Amanda

    I didn’t know the words to my school fight song when I was in high school… it sounded like a bunch of mumbling then “yeah man” That’s the only part I could understand

    And I loved high school, I’m glad I wasn’t the only one

  5. Little Miss Sunshine State

    I don’t remember our fight song (it was the 70’s) but I remember every word of the drinking song version, sung to the tune of the Notre Dame Fight Song….

    3 cheers for dear old Case High
    You bring the whiskey, I’ll bring the wine
    Send those freshman out for gin
    Don’t let a sober sophmore in.

    And a few more verses.

  6. Mocha

    Shirt stapling? Christ, you were screaming for a fashion consultant. I’d like to apply for that job if it’s still open.

    Anyone who’s seen Adam today please let me know if he needs my services.

  7. Theresa

    Stapling your clothes is only a fashion faux pas if people can see the staples. Here’s a question not asked in the meme: Did you learn your dance moves in high school? They’re pretty damn good. “Go Dancing Avitable”!

  8. Tim Kearney

    Since you don’t believe in school spirit, you will be visited by three ghosts.

    School Spirit Past, Present and Future.

    You will murder the first one, and then set the other two against each other, until you have a ridiculous triple murder suicide scenario going on.

    That’s when the Class Ring Sheriff shows up…

    – Tim Kearney

  9. liquid

    5. What kind of car do you have now? 2004 Toyota Camry. Since I work at home, we only have one car. I plan on getting something new, though. I want either an Escalade or a Mercedes.

    i love that you had to add that last part
    because god forbid you were just a normal person who drives a Toyota Camry.

  10. Avitable

    Sybil, I did not know that was your husband’s business. My uncles run a tinting company that does homes, businesses, and cars.

    Jules, I loved the IB program. If he can do it, he should. It will open up more doors academically for him.

    Robin, college was actually a bit boring to me.

    Whall, tomorrow’s meme will be all about my SSN.

    Finn, well, it was down by the docks in the woods. So we had room to stretch out.

    Grant, it’s true.

    Amanda, it seems like so many people disliked high school.

    LMSS, I don’t know if we had a drinking song version.

    Faiqa, that might explain it, I’ll admit.

    Jay, I have very positive memories. Maybe they’re rose-colored.

    Bo, such a great game!

    Tiffany, yeah, I’m actually pretty good with kids.

    Mocha, yes. I still need it. I’ll admit it.

    Theresa, I learned those later in life. When I worked as a stripper.

    Tim, did you just watch Ghosts of Girlfriends Past or something?

    Valerie, that’s probably true.

    Poppy, I’m anti-sheep.

    Suebob, I don’t know. Don’t ask me to explain it.

    Liquid, well, duh! I have a five-year old car by choice. Have to explain that!

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