I’ve seen this many places, but I copied it from Faiqa. Time was, I’d fill these out with funny answers that were in no way real. However, I’ve decided it might be more interesting to be brutally honest. Or more boring. Whatever.
1. Did you date someone from your school senior year? Yes. I dated Katey Sellers.
2. Did you marry someone from your high school? No.
3. Did you carpool to school? I took the bus until my friends were old enough to drive, then I got rides until I was old enough to drive, a year later, and then I drove my own car.
4. What kind of car did you drive? 1984 Chrysler Fifth Avenue. It had a pink flamingo on the hood ornament.
5. What kind of car do you have now? 2004 Toyota Camry. Since I work at home, we only have one car. I plan on getting something new, though. I want either an Escalade or a Mercedes.
6. It’s Friday night – where were you (in high school)? Usually at a movie with my girlfriend and then in the woods making out with her.
7. It is Friday night – where are you (now)? Watching the Thursday night TV that we recorded with Amy.
8. What kind of job did you have in high school? I worked as a telemarketer, as a bag boy, for a video store, tinted windows, babysat, mowed lawns, and did more telemarketing.
9. What kind of job do you do now? I am the CEO of a small company.
10. Were you a party animal? No. I didn’t have touch alcohol stronger than a wine cooler until I started college.
11. Were you considered a flirt? Yes. And a pervert. And an attention whore.
12. Were you in band, orchestra, or choir? No. I’m completely tone deaf.
13. Were you a nerd? I prefer “geek.” Yes, I was a geek in high school, but I was also a varsity athlete.
14. Did you get suspended or expelled? Only when I told teachers to go fuck themselves, which happened on two separate occasions.
15. Can you sing the fight song? I don’t believe in school spirit. It’s infantile and ridiculous.
16. Who was/were your favorite teacher(s)? Mrs. Graham, our senior English teacher. And Mr. Crile, our junior and senior History teacher. And Mrs. Swanson our smoking hot junior chemistry teacher.
17. Where did you sit during lunch? The first two years, I usually ate lunch in front of a computer, where we were playing Leisure Suit Larry. The latter two years, we would go out for lunch almost every day to one of the dozen or so restaurants around the school.
18. What was your school’s full name? Spruce Creek High School
19. When did you graduate? 1994
20. What was your school mascot? The Hawk
21. If you could go back and do it again, would you? Sure. I had a blast in high school. It was a piece of cake, I made some friends that I’ll have forever, and I knew that school like the back of my hand.
22. Did you have fun at Prom? I went to several of them, but yeah. The prom itself sucked, but the parties afterward were fun.
23. Do you still talk to your prom date? I talk to one of them. She’s one of my best friends.
24. Who was your best friend? Sabrina.
25. What did you want to be when you grew up? An attorney.
26. Any regrets? I should have talked to Faiqa more.
27. Biggest fashion mistake? I rolled my sleeves up and literally stapled them to my arms. I was a walking fashion mistake.
28. Favorite fashion trend? See above.
29. Are you going to your next reunion? No. Since I was in International Baccalaureate, I had all of my classes with a select group of people, and those people I’ve seen recently. The rest of my class is comprised of people that I don’t know and have no interest in seeing.
30. Who did you have a secret crush on? I crushed on several people. One of them is Faiqa’s best friend, Lisa.
31. Did you go on spring break? I lived in the spring break capital of the world at the time. So yes.
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I’m so glad there’s another person out there who despises the concept of “school spirit”.
I hate fight songs.
:banghead:
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11. Were you considered a flirt? Yes. And a pervert. “And an attention whore.”
It’s nice to see that somethings never change…
:angel:
Just kidding… may steal and use myself..
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The staples in your arms do not sound pleasant.
I don’t know my fight song to any of the schools I went to. Sigh. Such a waste.
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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See, the whole “school fight song” thing is just a prime example of schools breeding violent tendencies in their students.
Then they wonder why shit like Columbine happens. Fools.
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Twitter: missbritt
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I still know every word to might school fight song.
And the cheer.
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Undomestic Diva, steal away!
Janna, even as a school athlete, I didn’t care about our team.
Fantastagirl, oh, it’s totally true. I’m a grade A attention whore.
Ashleigh, the staples were just plain stupid.
NYCWD, hahahaha. Yes, that’s why!
Britt, well, you were a cheerleader, so that would explain it. I’d be surprised if a lot of non-cheerleaders did, though.
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You tinted windows? Did you know that’s my husband’s business?!!
Also, go for the Escalade.
I enjoyed some real answers from you!
I think I’m going to steal this, too.
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How did you like the IB program? My son applied to the one at our high school, but I am not sure if it is the right way to go for him.
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Damn you, high school was torture for me. So was middle school and elementary school. College was insane, good, but insane.
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Twitter: whall
says:
Cool. In this meme I finally got the last missing answer to the ‘enhanced security question’ on your online banking account. I need to fund some “cleanup” operations down in Cancun.
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Twitter: Faiqa
on May 1st, 2009 at Friday, May 1, 2009 @ 10:37 am
@whall, Hahahaha!! When I posted this meme, that same thought crossed my mind. I have security theft insurance, so I threw caution to the wind.
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Twitter: whall
on May 1st, 2009 at Friday, May 1, 2009 @ 11:41 am
@Faiqa, Yeah, I know you have insurance. The coolest thing about being good at identity theft is being good at canceling indentity theft insurance.
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Twitter: msmegan
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You made out with your girlfriend in the woods? Not even your car? Classy.
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I vote boring. Go back to lying. Or just post pictures of hot Asian women. According to my blog comments, they’re the best writing I’ve ever done.
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Twitter: Amanda234
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I didn’t know the words to my school fight song when I was in high school… it sounded like a bunch of mumbling then “yeah man” That’s the only part I could understand
And I loved high school, I’m glad I wasn’t the only one
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I don’t remember our fight song (it was the 70′s) but I remember every word of the drinking song version, sung to the tune of the Notre Dame Fight Song….
3 cheers for dear old Case High
You bring the whiskey, I’ll bring the wine
Send those freshman out for gin
Don’t let a sober sophmore in.
And a few more verses.
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Twitter: Faiqa
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I also wish I had talked to you more, but, the fact that you ate lunch in front of a computer explains why I didn’t.
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Twitter: Jayman3768
says:
I’ve already got two memes that I was going to post today if I get around to it. I’ll add this one to them. Why not?
I hated high school. Hated it.
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Leisure Suit Larry. Holy shit I forgot all about that game.
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You babysat? Wow. I’m impressed!
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Shirt stapling? Christ, you were screaming for a fashion consultant. I’d like to apply for that job if it’s still open.
Anyone who’s seen Adam today please let me know if he needs my services.
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Stapling your clothes is only a fashion faux pas if people can see the staples. Here’s a question not asked in the meme: Did you learn your dance moves in high school? They’re pretty damn good. “Go Dancing Avitable”!
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Since you don’t believe in school spirit, you will be visited by three ghosts.
School Spirit Past, Present and Future.
You will murder the first one, and then set the other two against each other, until you have a ridiculous triple murder suicide scenario going on.
That’s when the Class Ring Sheriff shows up…
- Tim Kearney
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You didn’t care about the swim team because it’s a personal sport- I had the same sentiment.
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Twitter: poppycede
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Baaaaaaaaaaah.
How come you don’t have a smiley fucking a sheep?
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With the arm stapling?? Whaaaa?
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5. What kind of car do you have now? 2004 Toyota Camry. Since I work at home, we only have one car. I plan on getting something new, though. I want either an Escalade or a Mercedes.
i love that you had to add that last part
because god forbid you were just a normal person who drives a Toyota Camry.
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Sybil, I did not know that was your husband’s business. My uncles run a tinting company that does homes, businesses, and cars.
Jules, I loved the IB program. If he can do it, he should. It will open up more doors academically for him.
Robin, college was actually a bit boring to me.
Whall, tomorrow’s meme will be all about my SSN.
Finn, well, it was down by the docks in the woods. So we had room to stretch out.
Grant, it’s true.
Amanda, it seems like so many people disliked high school.
LMSS, I don’t know if we had a drinking song version.
Faiqa, that might explain it, I’ll admit.
Jay, I have very positive memories. Maybe they’re rose-colored.
Bo, such a great game!
Tiffany, yeah, I’m actually pretty good with kids.
Mocha, yes. I still need it. I’ll admit it.
Theresa, I learned those later in life. When I worked as a stripper.
Tim, did you just watch Ghosts of Girlfriends Past or something?
Valerie, that’s probably true.
Poppy, I’m anti-sheep.
Suebob, I don’t know. Don’t ask me to explain it.
Liquid, well, duh! I have a five-year old car by choice. Have to explain that!
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I’ve been wanting a Mecedes C280 for a while now. I don’t care what year it is, so long as it’s in tip top condition.
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Marty, I’d really prefer a brand new car, even over a high quality used one.
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