The Slapchop Rap

16 Responses to The Slapchop Rap

1. martymankins says:

   Sunday, May 3, 2009 at 12:37 AM

   I must get me one of the Slap Chop devices. I hope it comes with one of those cool black hats and a wireless headset.

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2. sam {temptingmama}
   Twitter: Temptingsam
   says:

   Sunday, May 3, 2009 at 7:58 AM

   That? is fuckin’ AWESOME!

   Best part? “You’re going to love my nuts.”

   I wonder if that’s what Vince was mad about when he beat teh shit outta that prostitute… maybe she didn’t love his nuts.

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3. Faiqa
   Twitter: Faiqa
   says:

   Sunday, May 3, 2009 at 8:59 AM

   It was truly an honor to be present when the inspiration for this riveting post came to you.

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4. Sybil Law says:

   Sunday, May 3, 2009 at 10:14 AM

   Hmmm…
   Did Faiqa threaten to slapchop yer nuts?!
   Just another day in Orlando, I guess….
   :lmao: :cock:

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5. Hilly says:

   Sunday, May 3, 2009 at 10:51 AM

   Wow, did we all witness the birth of a post last night? OMG, like… blue room!

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6. Stacey says:

   Sunday, May 3, 2009 at 10:51 AM

   NOW I understand why the folks at work are obsessed with this guy.

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7. Atomic Bombshell says:

   Sunday, May 3, 2009 at 11:37 AM

   Oh boy… Vince is going to LOVE this.

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8. NYCWD
   Twitter: nycwatchdog
   says:

   Sunday, May 3, 2009 at 1:19 PM

   Isn’t this the guy who got arrested for smacking up the hooker hired help in Miami or something? He sold like a Shammi too or something?

   I do like the beat.

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9. Stephanie says:

   Sunday, May 3, 2009 at 5:07 PM

   A stunning, thought-provoking post, as usual.

   P.S. You are losing weight! I noticed it especially in your pic from last night with Hilly. :thumbsup:

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10. Avitable says:

    Sunday, May 3, 2009 at 10:10 PM

    Marty, I wish it did. Alas, it does not.

    Sam, yah, the nuts part was great.

    Faiqa, it’s all thanks to James and also me being tired.

    Sybil, no, but she talked about them all night long.

    Hilly, blue room indeed!

    Stacey, I think he’s hilarious.

    Atomic, he’ll go slap chop some hookers.

    NYCWD, the Shamwow, which I totally want to buy.

    Stephanie, I don’t know what you’re talking about. I think your eyes must be bad.

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    Reply by Stephanie , May 4th, 2009: 11:05 PM

    @Avitable, liar.

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11. liquid says:

    Monday, May 4, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    happy i sent this to you, sad for you that it had little response.

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12. liquid says:

    Monday, May 4, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    (at least that hole ridden sock idea was still wildly successful!)

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13. whall
    Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
    says:

    Wednesday, May 6, 2009 at 10:36 AM

    Dude, I love this. I’m a huge Breakin’ fan, and love autotune. And I’m pretty sure I’d have Vince’s baby if I were a hooker.

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14. Avitable says:

    Thursday, May 7, 2009 at 10:08 AM

    Liquid, it’s a Sunday morning post. That’s what happens!

    Whall, I only believe one or two words that you typed there.

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15. TMWW says:

    Wednesday, May 13, 2009 at 2:47 PM

    I love my slap chop. Works great on the kids.

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