Not the first time the police have shown up at my door

Let’s say that you’re a bipolar welfare mother with a marginal disease that allows you to qualify for assistance, a victim complex, two fucked up kids, and a hatred of everyone who gets something that you don’t. Let’s say that your pseudonym rhymes with Margashit.

Now, let us imagine you being shitty. You’re shitty on your own blog, you’re shitty in the comments of everyone else’s blog, you’re shitty on Twitter. You’re just shitty in general, so you can’t help shitting shit everywhere. You’re full of shit, you reek of shit, you live in filth and shit – you’re pretty much synonymous with shit.

Ok, in this hypothetical situation, let’s imagine there was someone like me, who hates shitty people. And I decide to comment on your shitty blog, even after you delete my comments. I call you out for being shitty, I discuss your outstanding arrest warrant for assaulting a minor. I tell the Internet that your name is Marjorie Peskin. I encourage you to stop blogging until you can stop being such a steaming shithead. And on my radio show, I insult you further and say that people like you are wastes of breath and I would have no problem if you just ceased to exist.

Which one of the following actions would you take? Would you:

A. Go online, cry to the world that someone’s being mean to poor little pathetic you and nobody understands how miserable your fake life is online.

B. Take your blog down, then start a private blog where you talk about the amazing response you’ve gotten from people who want to read your stupid shit, even though you required them to provide you with their full name to even gain access. Oh, and make excuses about your son not going to college.

C. Print a picture of my face out, tape it to your favorite vibrator, and masturbate to it furiously while sobbing into your pillow.

D. Call the police in my town and file a complaint. When the detectives politely ignore you, continue to call them with increasing hysteria and unfounded complaints until they agree to investigate so that you’ll shut the fuck up and leave them alone.

E. All of the above.

Well, if you are a pathetic, self-involved twat like Marjorie Peskin, you choose “E”. And here is how effective option “D” is*:

*Doorbell rings*

I answer the door wearing a T-shirt (which was, incidentally, stained on the lower half with copious amounts of blood from an accident earlier that day) and my boxer briefs. Two detectives were standing on my porch.

“Mr. Avitable?”

“Yes?”

“My name is Detective Riggins,” he smiled and extended his hand. “I’m sorry to bother you when I know that you’re busy, but I have a trivial matter I need to discuss with you.”

“Let me guess,” I smiled. “Marjorie Peskin?”

He grinned broadly and chuckled. “Yep. We’ve tried to explain to her that it’s not illegal for you to go to her website or Twitter, but she’s continued to contact us.”

“Yeah, she’s a perpetual victim. She surfs the web under a pseudonym and got pissed that I revealed her actual name. I tried to explain to her that she’s a moron, but, well, she’s a moron.”

The other detective chortled quietly. Detective Riggins continued, “She claimed that you threatened her physically, but whenever we ask her for actual proof, she doesn’t send anything that is remotely close. Just so I could close this out and get on with my real work, I decided to come by. To be honest, I’m surprised that you’re here. I just thought I could slip my business card under your doormat and be done with it.”

“Well, I work from home, otherwise, this wouldn’t even have taken up this much of your time! Thanks for coming by, and I’m sorry that you had to put up with that nonsense.”

“Oh well, it’s not a problem. Have a great day, and once again, I’m sorry for bothering you.”

Now I’m not telepathic, but I can totally guess what those detectives were thinking as they walked down the driveway: “I could be investigating an assault and battery or a robbery, but no, I have to waste my time because of a stupid cunt in Massachusetts who isn’t happy just wasting her own state’s money but needs to spread her shit all the way down to Altamonte Springs and waste our time and money too. Fuckin’ twatwaffle.”

And he’d be right. Fuckin’ twatwaffle indeed.

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111 Responses to Not the first time the police have shown up at my door

  1. Paige says:

    I love people that are so delusional that they think the whole world should give a shit about their hurt feelings

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  2. Amanda
    Twitter:
    says:

    hahaha she called the police? That is fucking hilarious.

    Also hilarious? Twatwaffle.

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  3. Faiqa
    Twitter:
    says:

    She called the POLICE? Wow. The size of your ego is going to make you completely insufferable, now.

    Reply

    @Faiqa, hehehehehehehe

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  4. Grant says:

    Is it cool with you if I keep doing “C”? I won’t call the police if you won’t.

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  5. MAria says:

    Damn I thought I had some old Internet drama.

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  6. Dave2
    Twitter:
    says:

    Now now now… people don’t have to be crazy-ass shitheads to want to paste your face on a vibrator and masturbate furiously with it while crying into a pillow!

    Errr… or so I’d imagine…

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    @Dave2, *snort*.

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  7. Twatwaffle. That made my evening. Yes, I’m that pathetic. But hey, at least I can admit it. :batting:

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  8. Breigh says:

    Grr your login thing hates me. I forgot my password so I got a new one, when I try to log in with it, it tells me my username is invalid hehe

    This is a whooooole lot of drama. I hope to god I never get on your bad side :P Bummer that she made all her stuff private, I was quite keen to go have a read and see what this was all about! I’m a bit surprised that she thought there was anything the police can do though. Eish. That’s going a little overboard.

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  9. Lynda says:

    I don’t even know who she is….

    But, I am going to try and incorporate twatwaffle in every day conversation.

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  10. Suebob says:

    No, “C” is me, not Margashit. I’m pretty damned pissed that someone told you, though. It was Britt, wasn’t it?

    And “twatwaffle”? Going right into my personal dictionary.

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  11. Sarah says:

    twatwaffle. That made me giggle.

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  12. Kim says:

    This is why I’m not a detective anymore, I loved helping kids and abused people, but damn I was tired of idiots !!!

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  13. Jester says:

    Wait… is this your blog or mine? I get confused every once in a while…

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  14. floating princess
    Twitter:
    says:

    Wow she is fully crazy with batshit on top if she thought that would work!

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  15. B.E. Earl
    Twitter:
    says:

    She sounds like a lovely human being.

    Check that. Awful. I meant awful human being.

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  16. B.E. Earl
    Twitter:
    says:

    Just re-read some of the past things you posted about her. Ewww.

    Reply

    On her part, of course. The “Ewww” wasn’t directed at you. I mean usually it is. Just not in this case.

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  17. Ashleigh
    Twitter:
    says:

    Twatwaffle is my new favorite word.

    What a waste of space she is.

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  18. PandoraWilde says:

    I knew it! I know where she gets her soap now! I didn’t think it could be true because she didn’t call the cops on people but now? Oh yeah, it’s her. She’s too exactly like the soaper who supplies people like her (because the rest of us won’t put up with their shit for any size order) to get it anywhere else.

    Besides, if we supplied people like her, that soaper would call the police on us (for “stealing her customers”–since we can actually MAKE soap and she can’t) and the ones in my little hometown? They’d have HER arrested–for harassment. Of the COPS.

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  19. liquid says:

    i want to give you shit for mocking someone else’s fake online life but i’m sure her’s is the shitty kind, right? :heartbeat:

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  20. Mik says:

    And they didn’t bay an eye at your attire!

    And I too have a new phrase to incorporate into my vocab.

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  21. NYCWD
    Twitter:
    says:

    She called the police from out of state and they actually showed up at the door? Obviously their budget is a bit too much for their actual need in your town. You should ask for some money back.

    Twatwaffle.

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  22. :shit: :shit: :shit:

    How totally shitty of her. It never ceases to amaze me that people think they can be anonymous on the internet. NO ONE is really anonymous on the internet! It is just an illusion. If you don’t have the avita-balls to type in your own email addy when commenting and own what you say….. fuck off, ya know?

    Also, sorry I misspelled you name yesterday on Twitter. I think I fried at the beach yesterday. My bad. :loser:

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  23. Lin says:

    Wow… just wow.. and even more disturbing is that you have the two girls and a cup Smilie… I’m calling the cops just for that. I swear to GOD you’re the one that is responsible for my mounting therapy bills. First the video on that now the smilie…

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  24. Coma Girl says:

    What a wacko! And it amazes me that people would even sign up for a private blog to be screened to see if their worthy to read her crap.

    It also amazes me that the cops actually showed up.

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  25. kapgar
    Twitter:
    says:

    Man, you have all the fun. I don’t know how I missed out on this one.

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  26. Avitable says:

    Paige, especially when they cause hurt feelings for everyone else.

    Amanda, yeah, she said she did, and I fully expected it.

    Faiqa, you mean I’m not already?

    Grant, it’s a deal.

    BPR, you wrote this from your iTouch, didn’t you?

    Maria, oh, this isn’t drama. It’s fun!

    Dave2, ok, that’s true. I know how many thousands of people do that already.

    Capricon, I wish I could take credit for it, but I heard it somewhere else.

    Breigh, you don’t have to login if you want to just leave a comment, too.

    Lynda, try thundercunt, too.

    Suebob, we have the video!

    Sarah, it flows off the tongue.

    Kim, idiots abound!

    Jester, you’re a blogger? I mean, except when American Idol is on? :D

    Floating Princess, in her victim state she “knows” she’s right about everything.

    BE Earl, awful is a nice way of putting it.

    Ashleigh, with a private blog, she’ll shrivel up and die soon enough.

    Pandora, I have no idea what you’re talking about – I must have missed it if you wrote about it on your site.

    Liquid, I write a humor blog. Of course it’s exaggerated at times. She writes a personal blog that talks about her fiction about her life.

    Mik, no, they didn’t. I’m surprised that neither of them asked why I had blood all over me!

    NYCWD, well, it is a relatively small town with not much crime.

    Blondefabulous, I just don’t have respect for people who hide behind anonymity and then troll around or write mean and hateful things. Own your words.

    Lin, oh, I’m sure there’s more than just my smilies to account for those therapy bills!

    Coma Girl, especially because she outed another anonymous bloggers, so people are risking their online lives if she decides she doesn’t like them anymore.

    Kapgar, the crazies are everywhere!

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  27. jordie says:

    How is it possible that in Altamonte of all places, detectives were really taken to the limit and finally forced themselves to visit you when we know they have other shit to deal with?

    Gosh, can you come up with any other legal ideas to annoy her from this distance?

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  28. Sybil Law says:

    Seems like the city could sure her for wasting their frigging time or something.
    That woman has severe issues. I cannot believe the police showed up at your door! :lmao:
    Twatwaffle is definitely the best way to sum her up… :lmao: :lmao:

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  29. Sybil Law says:

    I meant sue her. It’s early. Yeesh. :poke:

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  30. Jesus. Sweet Jesus. At least you were wearing your boxers when they showed up. Otherwise it may have been a bit more uncomfortable. (For the police)

    (Oh, and BTW, Twatwaffle is my favorite word. I use it daily!)

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  31. skyperhero.
    Twitter:
    says:

    I’m sorry, the correct term is ankle.
    A-N-K-L-E.

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  32. I’m stealing “twatwaffle” from you. Feel free to call the police on me.

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  33. SciFi Dad
    Twitter:
    says:

    Like many others, I am in disbelief, not only that she called your local police, but that they actually responded to the call. I didn’t even know something like that could be initiated out of state.

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  34. Nanna
    Twitter:
    says:

    Rats. I’m distracted, now, trying to remember what you were wearing when I showed up at your door.

    Is there some reason I didn’t get the boxer treatment?

    You seriously answer the door in your boxers?

    I love that you get so incensed about mean people. I really love that about you.

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  35. She called the cops on you because she’s a fucking loser who can’t take the truth… bwaahaahaahaahaa. And you answer the door in your boxers! Hilarious! My dad goes and gets the mail in his underwear and a tshirt – HA! Thankfully we live in the country!

    You’re awesome… and it’s hilarious that the detective thought the same as what you thought of her. BURN! :clap:

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  36. cat says:

    HI larious. Can’t believe she called the cops. But I also can’t believe they didn’t look suspiciously at your copious amounts of blood!

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  37. Finn
    Twitter:
    says:

    Good lord, how many times did she have to call before they just gave in? I bet it was every day.

    Next time they’ll just tell her to put aluminum foil on her windows to block you out.

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  38. Wow! People hurt my feelings all the time and I have never thought to go to the police. Maybe because we aren’t in kindergarten or something. I am in shock that she called the police!

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  39. cristina says:

    i feel so sorry for the policeman who take those calls. i knew a real live troll, one who was LITERALLY stalking and harassing – and the police wouldn’t bother with them, let alone someone who can’t handle negative comments. whatever . . .

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  40. bubblewench
    Twitter:
    says:

    Is it ok to be crackin up? What a psycho.. i’m just laughin my ass off here!

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  41. Robin
    Twitter:
    says:

    Been there, done that, plan to get the t-shirt. My husband’s ex-wife (during their divorce) tried to call the cops on me and sue me for stuff i said about her online however I never ONCE said her name. We should start our own club, it’s an exclusive and quite dysfunctional club.

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  42. Hilly says:

    I’m still fucking flabbergasted that she did this…days later. It’s like she never learns and never gets that everyone can see through her need to play the victim.

    She needs “budakka”.

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    @Hilly, what is budakka?

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    @PocketCT, It’s really code for bukkake. ;)

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  43. Avitable says:

    Jordie, I was going to shit in a bag and mail it to her, but that might be pushing it.

    Sybil, she’s someone who obviously enjoys wasting taxpayer’s money. She takes disability that she doesn’t need so she can pay her housekeeper.

    TMP, I only answer the door naked when there are Jehovah’s Witnesses or Mormons.

    Skyperhero, she is indeed an ankle.

    Dustin, steal freely. But expect the police!

    SciFi Dad, I’m guessing she wouldn’t stop calling and they saw no other way to shut her the hell up.

    Nanna, I was probably in a T-shirt and underwear. That’s what I wear.

    Krystle, yeah, the detectives were not fans.

    Cat, it’s good I wasn’t a serial killer or something.

    Finn, maybe every hour. It’s not like she has a job or anything to do.

    Radioactive Tori, she’s mentally still a kindergartener.

    Cristina, she lied through her teeth to them, too.

    Bubblewench, oh yeah, it’s hilarious. I knew that’s how they’d react.

    Robin, whatchoo talkin’ about? I’m totally functional.

    Hilly, bakoko!

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  44. melanie says:

    Twatwaffle! Best word ever.

    I just texted my daughter (who despises the word twat) and told her I just heard the best word. She texted back with a “wow mom”. Apparently her maturity level exceeds my own because I am going to incorporate it into ever sentence today.

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  45. Wow. What a colossal waste of resources. Seriously? I guess sucking off the teat of government doesn’t end in Boston for her. :crazywife:

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  46. Tiffany says:

    This is the reason why I keep reading this blog. You are brutally honest and well… most people don’t have the cajones to say what’s on there mind. As for the perpetual victims, I completely agree with you that they should cease to exist. The world would be a much more pleasant place (if not smarter on the whole) without them.

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  47. It seems to me that choice A and choice B are chosen by more people more often than most people realize.

    Even if said person isn’t necessarily a troll, they are still pains in the ass.

    Of course, who am I to judge them? I’m all about choice C. :tongue1:

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  48. Dawn says:

    Seriously? SERIOUSLY???? I thought you were kidding until I started reading the comments. She sent the cops to your house? Seriously??? That’s just insanity.

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  49. Jay
    Twitter:
    says:

    Well since calling the police didn’t work out for her, maybe she can get Nancy Grace to champion her cause. Wait, Nancy is meaner than you even. Bad idea.

    Maybe Greta on Fox News will help her out.

    Oprah?

    Or you two could go on Jerry Springer. ;-)

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  50. John says:

    Wow. I’m going home now.

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  51. She’s a fuckin’ colossal cunt. HATE.

    I can’t even believe that she has put so much time and effort into this. She’s a waste of life, seriously.

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  52. Kim
    Twitter:
    says:

    You should send her a mini detective kit.

    What a dipshit. Pesky Peskin.

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  53. Lexi says:

    So, did the links within your post actually work before you posted this? Or did she block them after (which would mean, of course, she’s still following you. Surprise!)?

    I’m loving the word twatwaffle. It’s right up there with cuntcicle, which I may or may not have also heard from you.

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  54. Janelle says:

    ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!? You are making this up, aren’t you? You are just trying to be funny, right? Nobody does that! She called the police, for what? Because you don’t like her. Good God, can I call the police too! Wait, you better like me. I have a bank account with your name on it! (never mind it’s my savings fund for Halloween. Don’t judge, I have to name it something!)

    Ok, this story was beyond crazy and so is she! I mean really, I know crazy and even SHE give us crazy folks a bad name.

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  55. LizHill says:

    Maybe she’ll call Nancy Grace in to help :sexytime:

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  56. Bluepaintred says:

    I did! How did you know? ( I’m writing this on my iTouch too!)

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  57. P says:

    I love you.

    That is all.

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  58. Becky says:

    Wow. I can’t even begin to think of a comment for this. Other than truly pathetic. And “twatwaffle” is my new favorite word!!

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  59. Tracy Lynn
    Twitter:
    says:

    Cretinous twat. Her, not you. You, I like. Her, I would feed to fire ants.

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  60. JT says:

    I was going to go to her blog along with everyone else just so I could point and snicker, but alas!

    And I love the word twatwaffle, it goes along with cocknoggin :)

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  61. Valerie says:

    Whenever I hear about her disgraces, it makes me ashamed that my daughter’s jewish name is the same as her pseudonym- Margalit. I wish she would dissolve that identity and suffer under a new name.

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  62. ChickenLiver says:

    Holy hell, she’s a nut job. How convenient that she forgets to the mention what’s she’s done to me, to other’s…..

    What a complete nut job.

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  63. Shash says:

    I was totally not going to say anything about this, because I have not had a bad experience with her, but…wow. Seriously? WOW.

    I figured that with our friendship and secret love child, Adam, I would no longer get to see her posts and for a moment I was crushed.

    Then I felt the baby kick…or, wait…I was wrong! It was just gas!

    All better!! :)

    Sad she had to waste ASPD’s time and taxpayer money. Can we get a refund for that?

    Wow.

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  64. Denise says:

    Geeeezus! Is that turd burp still hanging around? Good for you to expose the butt nugget! :clap:

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  65. delmer says:

    “Twatwaffle?” I’m pretty sure Joe Friday used that in a Dragnet episode once. (“You’re a twatwaffle m’am.”)

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  66. C Lo says:

    I understand that there are crazies everywhere, but this just pretty much takes the cake. Not to mention how much it pisses me off that she wasted police time in such a stupid way. twatwaffle isn’t even CLOSE to what she is. :pissed:

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  67. I guess now is as good time as any to apologize for this April fools’ joke I’ve been playing on you this whole time.

    I am margalit.

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  68. Chris says:

    Man, I really need to catch up on THAT whole story. I’ve often thought of forming a charity that’s kinda like the “Make a Wish Foundation”, but specifically to raise money to ship these “twatwaffles” (great word) to an island where they can’t bother normal people.

    We’ll call it the “Get a Life Foundation”.

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  69. Becky says:

    I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life. You’re my new hero.

    Can we be friends?

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  70. jess says:

    I’m totally shocked. Shit like this really surprises me – guess i’m naive. Good for you though.

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  71. maman
    Twitter:
    says:

    The cops see you covered in blood and they still think she is crazy?! Marjorie must be one amazing piece of work.

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  72. You already know my thoughts about this. I mean, Adam, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. Relentlessly terrorizing a poor single mother. Get a life, dickhead.

    Heh.

    But then you used the word twatwaffle and it’s hard to be annoyed when I read such a gem of literary brilliance.

    AND then you upped it with THUNDERCUNT.

    Fucking awesome.

    But still, very bad Adam.

    You ought to be ashamed. You are such a prick.

    Heh.

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  73. Theresa says:

    Good! In my line of work I deal with peple like that all day. Thanks for getting it on the record those people need to shut up and GET A LIFE! By the way, your repetitive use of the word “shit” makes me feel better about the blog I’m writing that uses the word “cock” about as many times. Thanks.

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  74. Robin
    Twitter:
    says:

    What a dumb bitch. Seriously. What a dumb bitch. I could understand that she was pissed at what you said about her, but to call the police? From Massachusetts? Seriously?

    ::shakes head:: Yeah. Dumb bitch.

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  75. cristina says:

    so i heard on the takedown that you have already gained access to her inner sanctum (ewww, i just grossed myself out) – even cutting through her 50 layers of internet security in order to get to read her fascinating bullshit. is this true???

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  76. ali
    Twitter:
    says:

    um. i fucking love you.
    that is all.

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  77. I’m shocked she didn’t call the cops on me when I twittered that I saw that it was only a $25 fine to park in the handicapped spots in my hometown and that was worth it for rockstar parking in the dead of winter.

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  78. Glad you finally posted this, darlin’!

    And? You owe me! :thumbsup:

    Partners in crime, m’dear, partners in crime.

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  79. DaDuck says:

    well she sounds lovely. I wish she were my friend.

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  80. wow. I wonder if you could bring a civil suit on her for harrassment too? or defamation of character? THAT would be priceless to see her reaction if she was served with papers. HAHA

    yeah but wow. just wow.

    and yeah good word. wish I could use it at work! I know a few clients who fit that description :P

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  81. Katherine says:

    How does someone with an outstanding arrest warrant (who is SUCH a TOTAL TWATWAFFLE) call the cops so many times, without getting arrested herself?

    She’s disgusting.

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  82. I recently came across your blog, and I must say:

    Hilaaaaaaaaaaaarious.

    Hearing about completely retarded twatwaffles makes my day brighter. I thank you, sir.

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  83. Jennifer says:

    Adam,
    Clearly she is retarded.But it is so much more than that.Her blog was mediorce at best and her insecurity is obvious.I feel sorry for her,for all the problems she has brought upon her family and herself. It truly is a pity that she took it to that extreme.

    My theory, as digusting as it sounds,she never was properly fucked.
    Jenn

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  84. mandy says:

    Thank goodness someone will stand up to her. I hope she gets the help she very obviously needs.

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  85. chamblee54 says:

    I recently left a comment at a blog where the proprietor does not adequately appreciate my awesomeness. He said that he had “instructed” me not to comment there. “Know that action will be taken”
    A few minutes later, a friend of his left a comment. It said “hey asshat try this” and had a picture of a kid sticking a knife into an electric outlet.
    I guess I got off easy.
    I will never eat at Waffle House again without looking at the menu for twatwaffle.
    The spell check suggestion for that is Luftwaffe.

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  86. Poppy
    Twitter:
    says:

    It’s fascinating to me that she would attempt to inflict her drama upon you.

    Cunty.

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  87. Avitable says:

    Melanie, your daughter just didn’t want to tell you what a cool word it really was.

    Karen, nope, she’s one of the bad liberals who gives the rest of us a bad name. She likes to drain every resource she can.

    Tiffany, I refuse to hide behind anonymity if I’m going to state my opinion.

    Sheila, that’s why you kept asking for pictures of my face.

    Dawn, yup. That post is entirely true.

    Jay, yeah, I think Nancy Grace, as evil and horrible as she is, would probably hate Margashit.

    John, to wait for the cops?

    Sam, and she says that as a result of this post, she got rid of 140 readers on her private blog. She doesn’t even have 40 readers, stupid lying bitch.

    Kim, I might just shit in a bag and send it to her.

    Lexi, no, she went private a day or two ago.

    Janelle, she gives all different types of people a bad name – crazies, women, mothers, liberals, human beings.

    LizHill, heh – see my reply to Jay.

    BPR, it was all lower case and obviously typed in a lazy manner. :D

    P, that’s very sweet, but all I did was answer the door!

    Becky, pathetic is exactly what it is.

    Tracy Lynn, they’d probably die from the poison in her veins.

    JT, her private blog will remain private for like two weeks before she gets sick of the lack of attention and opens it back up, I surmise.

    Valerie, I think that might be her Jewish name, too. But we can call her Margashit, even if it doesn’t actually rhyme with it.

    CL, yeah, she neglects to admit that she’s the one who did that first to you!

    Shash, maybe when I’m in Boston in a month I’ll just pay her a visit and see if I can get her to fork over the taxpayer money she wasted.

    Denise, where the hell have you been???

    Delmer, you’re very good at your Dragnet trivia.

    C Lo, she has no problem draining government resources.

    Whall, I knew it!

    Chris, or we could just put them all in a room with one knife and see who remains standing.

    Becky, only if you’re not easily offended!

    Jess, yeah, this type of shit happens all the time. People need to grow up, myself included!

    Maman, yup. She obviously made an impression on them.

    Redneck Mommy, I just skimmed your comment. The gist of it was that you want my body, right? Heh.

    Theresa, I’m all about alliteration.

    Robin, being pissed is one thing. Acting like a mewling cuntrocket is another.

    Cristina, it is, but apparently she changes the password tomorrow.

    Slackmistress, well, she’s a handicapped person who’s not really handicapped, so she’d probably worry that it would draw attention to her blatant manipulation of federal and state assistance.

    Heather, thanks!

    DaDuck, me too. Because then you know the saying. Guns don’t shoot people. Friends with guns shoot people.

    Cissa, I didn’t invent the word. It’s been around the Internet for a long time.

    Katherine, oh, she wouldn’t dare do it in Massachusetts, because then they’d arrest her!

    Julie, as long as I can shine a little sunshine into anyone’s day!

    Jennifer, not the way that she criticizes every little thing, she wasn’t!

    Mandy, I thnk we’re way past that.

    Chamblee, did you try it and did it work?

    Poppy, exactly.

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  88. Becca says:

    I must say, I can’t believe the police in your neighborhood took her seriously. I agree totally that she is one of the dumb liberals who needs to be seperated from the pack. I had read her blog before when ChickenLiver was outed on Twitter, but I never knew she could be sooooo very rude. I read several different things when I googled “I hate Margalit”, you should see what comes up it is very funny. Also, even the mundane unknown people can’t access her blog. How stoooopid! Twatwaffle, hehehehe! :lmao:

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  89. blues says:

    Wow. This is really unbelievable. Love the dildo bit. I wish i could see her being shitty but I can’t get onto her blog.

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  90. I’m in shock. I simply can’t believe anybody would do something that lame.

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  91. Wookiee says:

    http://mid-centurymodernmoms.typepad.com/about.html

    here’s her bio, where she attempts to shoot down everything anyone’s ever said about her.

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  92. Avitable says:

    Becca, I think that the fact that she kept calling, more and more hysterically, and insisted that I had threatened her, made them decide just to be on the safe side. The detective expected me to be gone and he just wanted to leave his card.

    Blues, her blog isn’t worth it. It’s dreck.

    Atomic Bombshell, she’s certifiable!

    Wookiee, yeah, I’ve read that. It’s psychotic.

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  93. P says:

    Well, I’m your mole, baby! And I’ve gotten through yet another round of cuts. Crazy ass twatwaffle hasn’t blocked me yet. Guess she isn’t the Internet Genius she makes herself out to be.

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  94. Kat says:

    This is freaking hysterical…LoL
    I have read this post like 6 times now, and was laughing so hard every time that I forgot to leave a comment on it.

    I’m really surprised that the cops even came out to speak to you without proof of the accusations against you.
    When I was dealing with the stalker I had online who DID actually post physical harm threats to me and my children, I not only had to print it out for the cops with date/time stamp, I had to print out every single thing he had ever written about me, all of the pictures he posted to his website of me and my family with the horrible things he said about us, and the one of my father where he said that my father had been arrested for being a pedophile back in like 1976. Then I had to prove to the cops that my dad had never been arrested for such a thing by giving them all of my dad’s info, DOB, full name, address, phone number etc, so they could do a criminal background search on him BEFORE they would even think of opening a case file, never mind actually go to where he was and speak to him.
    I’m truly shocked that the cops came out simply because she said you threatened her. It must have been a slow day at the police station, because they generally require proof of the threat before they do anything at all.

    I love how her blog and Twitter is all private now, but I doubt it will stay that way for long once people stop visiting her blog.
    She watches her stats I bet, and when the numbers drop, when people stop leaving comments, she will reopen it because she’s one of those people who craves the constant attention.
    Bad attention is attention, and she loves to be the center of it.

    Anyway, do be careful about posting any kind of threat, even saying that you’ll mail her some shit. It can be seen as a physical threat and then the cops will come back to see you and the next time, they may not be laughing.
    Sending you an email.

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  95. Avitable says:

    P, email me the new contact info when you get a chance.

    Kat, well, if I ever did shit in a box and mail it to her, I’d make sure it followed all federal regulations of mailing hazardous materials. :D

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  96. P says:

    Will do once it’s settled and she’s comfy again!

    In the meantime, I thought you all would like some more tangible proof of her flaming hypocrisy… check out here comments here!

    mom-101.blogspot.com/2006/07/mommybloggings.html

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  97. Avitable says:

    P, well, that was from three years ago. She was more reasonable then and not quite as crazy as she is now.

    Crystal, yeah, it was pretty damn funny.

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  98. Elizabeth says:

    A photo of her: http://outtamymindwithworry.blogspot.com/2008/05/wfmw-computer-glasses.html

    Last year during the Camp Baby/Disney Moms events, she got so mad because she wasn’t invited, and ranted about how we must have a “secret list” and must only recommend each other for events. Paranoid much? Maybe if she was nicer on her blog and in her comments, she would be included more.

    That’s all I gotta say about that except, the POLICE? REALLY? Wow.

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  99. Issa
    Twitter:
    says:

    I wish I could say that I’m surprised, but I’m so not. Years ago, possibly close to four years ago, she called CPS on a few friends of mine. Those dang child abusers who told her to knock off the trolling. I actually laughed when she followed me on Twitter 6 months ago. I blocked her in seconds.

    Same old horrible bitch of a woman that she has always been. I’d love to hear what she says to them the next time she calls the cops on you. Truth is though, she’ll just move onto the next person.

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  100. MidLifeMama says:

    I know this post is from a year ago, but my path may have just crossed with this individual, and I need to know something – should I run NOT WALK in the opposite direction as soon as possible? A dull bell went off in my head when I saw her name pop up in an email exchange about Bossy coming to town here in Boston and she was saying she needs a ride to the meet up. Apparently we live somewhat close to each other and now I might be in a position to pick her up. But I just spent half an hour looking for this post so I could determine if in fact this is the person you wrote about. I don’t need crazies in my life. Of course maybe YOU are the crazy person, it is so hard to tell. Or should I pick her up, and get more blog fodder for you. Hmmm….

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  101. Kate says:

    This is my first (and last) visit to your site but I had to comment on this post. I have no idea who this blogger is or why she has you riled up so much, but posting her real name like this is very, very uncool and potentially unsafe for her. If you don’t like what you read on a blog then just stay away. Life is too short to let someone get under your skin like this.

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    @Kate, she posted the full name and address of a blogger who was trying to remain anonymous. That’s why I did that.

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    @Avitable, Was it YOUR name she revealed? If it wasn’t, and it bothered you so much for her to have done so, then how do you make it ok that you’ve posted her real name? Wouldn’t it have been the revealed blogger’s battle to fight?

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    @Kate, You do realize you are commenting on a post that is less than 60 days away from 2 years old?

    Yes ladies and gentleman, another shining example that amateur hour in the blogosphere is alive and well.

    Just sayin’

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