Two Truths and a Lie

I know it’s been around forever, but I saw this yesterday on someone’s blog and thought it might be fun to do. Out of the following three statements, which one is a lie? It will be trickier than you think!

1. I failed one class each during high school, college, and law school.

2. I’ve never watched an episode of Survivor, but I watched all of the seasons of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

3. When I went to summer camp as a kid, I didn’t go to the bathroom except to pee for the entire two weeks I was there.

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41 Responses to Two Truths and a Lie

  1. Dave2
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    says:

    Pee only? Does an Avitable poop in the woods?!?

    I’m guessing #2 is the lie?

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  2. Adrenalynn says:

    I think the obvious answer is #2. Which makes me think I must be wrong. So I’m confused.

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  3. number 1 is the lie. I bet you didn’t make the dook at camp.

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  4. yoshi
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    says:

    i vote for #2. That sounds about right.

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  5. The lie is this sentence:
    “It will be trickier than you think!”

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  6. Ashleigh
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    I vote for number one as the lie.

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    I vote for number two.

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  7. I’m estimating that number 1 is a lie. As, quite frankly, I want the other two to be true.

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  8. Turnbaby says:

    No. 1 is my guess.

    Cause you are very cautious about where you poop.

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  9. LeSombre
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    says:

    I’ll go with #2, only because you must’ve missed a few QE episodes.

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  10. delmer says:

    I didn’t go to camp as a kid because I was concerned they wouldn’t have flush toilets and there was no way I was going to go poo in the woods.

    It’s hard for me to believe you failed classes, so that must be true.

    I’m going with the Queer Eye thing. I’ve watched way more of it than Survivor. (I’ve never seen Survivor on purpose, but I’m thinking the ex had it one once or twice.)

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  11. Sybil Law says:

    Number 1 is my guess.
    I knew a guy who did that camp thing – and was really, really sick and had to be hospitalized afterwards!

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  12. Hilly says:

    I think #1 is the lie.

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  13. cat says:

    I was going to say #2, but I can’t imagine you not showering for two weeks, so I’ll go with #3.

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  14. georgeh says:

    If your parents had sent you to a six week camp it would have changed your whole life. :cock:

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  15. SciFi Dad
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    says:

    My guess is number 1 is the lie.

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  16. B.E. Earl
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    says:

    I’d like to go with the consensus and say that #1 is the lie, but I’m going to go with #2. For the same reason as LeSombre.

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  17. cat says:

    Oops, I said that wrong. I meant:

    I was going to say #3, but I can’t imagine you not showering for two weeks, so I’ll go with #2. Because you’re a little metrosexual with your fancy hair dresser, etc.

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  18. furiousball says:

    i’m going with #2, because #2 reminds me of poop

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  19. I am going to guess that number one is the lie.

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  20. christie says:

    I want to say that 1 and 2 are the truths….

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  21. Princess of the Universe says:

    I vote for #1 – just because I don’t think I’ve ever heard you went to law school…
    xo

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  22. Miss Britt
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    says:

    I know you failed at least one class in college. I can’t imagine you failing a class in highschool.

    I know #3 is true because you have serious issues and your mom decided to share them at Easter. Which? Was awesome.

    I believe you haven’t seen Survivor, but I’m not sure you would watch Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, either. You don’t like reality shows.

    hmmmm…

    So I’m stuck between #1 and #2

    Do I get a prize for all of this mental effort?

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  23. Robin
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    says:

    I have no clue so I’m going to pull one out of my ass –> #1

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  24. ali
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    says:

    if #3 is the truth, then i kind of love you. because, hi, i’m ali, i have serious poop issues (which, of course, you already know)

    so…guessing #2?

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  25. Number 1, for sure. And, hey, had no freakin idea you still headed up to the Northland to visit my blog. Awesomeness. I’ll reveal my lie soon…your guess was very close.

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  26. Grant says:

    I’ll say #2 is the lie.

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  27. I’m going with number three.

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  28. kapgar
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    says:

    You’re too full of shit for #3 to be the truth.
    You’re too anal for #1 to be the truth.

    My money’s on #2.

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  29. Jay
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    says:

    I’m going to go with #1. I think the lie is that you failed a class in law school. I can’t really see you failing a class in high school, but maybe you refused to dissect Kermit the Frog in biology and got an “F” for that class.

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  30. Popping Bubbles
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    says:

    I vote for #1….or #2, no definitely #1.

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  31. BOSSY says:

    Uncle! Uncle! You’re right, it’s too hard. Bosy guesses 123.

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  32. Ren says:

    I’ll follow the crowd and go with #1 as the lie — probably ’cause you it wasn’t one each, but spread differently.

    I think I did a one week camp as in #3, but I can’t imagine making it two weeks — that may be the most impressive thing I’ve heard from you!

    I will say regarding #2 that I think you would’ve really appreciated Boston Rob in the All-Star season of Survivor.

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  33. Wanna hear how retarded I am?

    I guessed the one I thought was true.

    Yeah. :loser:

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  34. dawn says:

    1. Lie
    2. You’re missing out… Survivor is great.
    3. I’ve been reading you long enough to know that this is plausible.

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  35. No. 1 is a lie because No. 2 is obvious by your obsession about whether certain sunglasses make you look gay and No. 3 is about No. 2 and it would just be wrong to make a comment about poo that is bullshit.

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  36. TMWW says:

    My guess is that number 2 is the lie. am I right, huh? Huh? Am I?

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  37. Poppy
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    says:

    I think you’ve watched an episode of Survivor.

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  38. Becca
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    says:

    I think # 2 is the lie, I bet you could hold it for two weeks. OMG, I can’t even imagine! :violent029:

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  39. Valerie says:

    #2 and I think you were very constipated and smelly after not using the toilet & shower facilities. I guess you thought the pool’s chlorine was adequate.

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