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Bullets, bracelets and breastesses


As you know, a Wonder Woman film is currently in production. The biggest difficulty is, of course, finding the actress to play the titular character. Search no more, Hollywood, because I have found her, and her name is Sybil Law!

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She’s guaranteed to stop any criminal dead in his tracks. If it’s cold out, they’ll surrender themselves personally to her.

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Her ass is stronger than a speeding bullet. And she enjoys Sapphic delights with her sidekick, Wonder Whore.

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And she can kick higher than her head, which makes you think of all types of bendy flexible things that she could probably do too.

Sybil Law is Wonder Woman. And today is her birthday! Go wish her a happy hrmrmhrm anniversary of her 21st birthday!


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Yesterday I played a little game of Two Truths, One Lie. Here are the three that I wrote, along with the right answer:


1. I failed one class each during high school, college, and law school.

This one is the lie. In college, I missed an exam which was 50% of my grade in Psych during sophomore year. I failed the class and had to make it up the next year. In law school, I took a class that had no attendance policy and a multiple choice exam. I never went to class and didn’t study for the exam, and failed by one point. In high school, I had a 4.8 GPA and can’t remember getting a grade lower than an A.

2. I’ve never watched an episode of Survivor, but I watched all of the seasons of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

It’s true. I’ve never seen even a minute of Survivor. And maybe this is me mincing words and using semantics, but I didn’t actually say that I watched all of the episodes, just all of the seasons, of Queer Eye. I liked Ted and Thom – they had actually useful advice sometimes. This was during my phase when I’d watch Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and Trading Places.

3. When I went to summer camp as a kid, I didn’t go to the bathroom except to pee for the entire two weeks I was there.

This is true. Yes, I went to the bathroom to shower. By “go to the bathroom”, I meant use the toilet. I didn’t want to use the cabin’s bathrooms, so I ate very little and by the time I got home, I ran for the toilet and spent two hours in there. And that started my tradition of spending hours in my throne room with a book.

Thanks for guessing, and those of you who got it right win absolutely nothing!

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29 Replies to “Bullets, bracelets and breastesses”

  1. Kim

    Loved the pics !! I might try and make the party this year!

    And the camp potty part ?? What is it with you guys and your terlet phobia?? Is it because you can stand for one and have to sit for the other?

  2. Grant

    Whoever they get to play Wonder Woman had better have breasts. I don’t care if they change race, but WW with no boobage is just plain wrong (an Asian woman probably wouldn’t work here).

  3. cat

    Great outfit. And the intro to Wonder Woman is hilarious… with her eyes twinkling and then the guy’s teeth sparkling… that’s where that old joke comes from. Ha ha!

  4. Ren

    Trading Places is *such* a great movie, I really love watching it. I particularly like the part were Louis is choking William while he tries to say “It was the Dukes! It was the Dukes!”

    Oh, wait, I bet you meant Trading Spaces. Yeah, that show was OK sometimes.

    See, I *can* be a jerk — I bet you never knew that about me. 😀

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