A few nights ago, I posted this tweet on Twitter: “I’m bored. Who wants to talk to me? Or call me. Or send me pictures of their boobs.”
While the response from my female followers was severely disappointing, the men came through in spades, sending several photos of their naked breasts. And while each picture was in and of itself erotic and I was able to furiously masturbate to each of them in turn, I couldn’t decide which was my favorite.
So I’ve decided to have a contest. Let’s hold a blogosphere-wide contest to vote for the best moobs on the Internet. Women, send pictures of your husbands’ or boyfriends’ manmaries. Men, shoot your own brosts. Send the pictures to me via email [adam (at) avitable (dot) com] by Friday, May 22nd. I’ll post the photos and let you vote for your favorite. The owner of the moobs with the most votes will win the title of the 2009 Best Moobs on the Interweb and the following free T-shirt:
What are you waiting for? Men, let those puppies breathe and send a photo in today!
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OH damn, I’m gonna have to work hard for this one. My husband’s moobs are new to him so he’s still a bit fragile. I’ll ask though!
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SWEET! First :boobs3:
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@Breigh, well, to be honest, moobs can just be male boobs – they don’t have to even be an A cup or larger!
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@Avitable, nope he just won’t budge. I do have these for you though.
http://www.gynecomastia.org/content/treatment/gynogallery.shtml
George is particularly special, I think!
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@Breigh, Notice George didn’t have a post-op picture.
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@Valerie, haha yeah. He’s probably holding out in hopes of making some money off those puppies!
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Hmmm. My husband has no moobs. Can I interest you in a bangin’ mooseknuckle? :boobs3:
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@SpaceCasie, yes he does. He has a chest, doesn’t he? Unless it’s been replaced by machinery.
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@Avitable, Okay, technically, he has nipples, but he would be like a -AAA cup, so no hopes in winning.
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Twitter: blondefabulous
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HHH is WAY too sensitive about his moobs for me to get away with sending in a photo of them. He just doesn’t realize how much they turn me on!
:boobs2:
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@Blondefabulous, just tell him it’s for your private collection.
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:lmao: :lmao:
I missed that Twitter. Oh well – you’ve seen plenty of my boobs.
My husband doesn’t have mits! Now I feel deprived! :boobs3:
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@Sybil Law, sure he does! They don’t have to be large – everybody has breasts, though.
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Ha ha . Well, my brothers live too far away for me to do that. Brian, it’s all on you!
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@cat, he’s too shy.
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Twitter: karensugarpants
says:
Unforch, I doubt you’ll be able to see Sugarhubs moobs. He always looks like he’s wearing a sweater. *swoon*
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@Karen Sugarpants, I know the feeling. That’s okay!
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i was going to send you my boobs, but they looked sad in every pictures. i spent hours combing through my tittie shots with a gem loop to no avail
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@furiousball, sad moobs are moobs nonetheless.
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oh heck yeah! I am all over this!
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@christie, sweet!
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Twitter: VerdantDude
says:
Little bit of flab, some grey chest hair, small yet highly erotic Irish nipples.
You’d like that, wouldn’t you?
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@B.E. Earl, rawr.
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Twitter: msmegan
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I’m disappointed that you didn’t share the pictures with us. I need to know what Mister is up against.
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@Finn, right now, he’ll be in the lead.
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Oh I like the word mits better than moobs. But then again I like the word tits better than boobs so it isn’t much of a surprise.
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@PocketCT, most women I know like “boobs” better than “tits.”
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Twitter: poppybuxom
says:
1. Am I the first to notice that the acronym for your organization is ASSUME? As in “Assume makes an ass out of you and me?”
2. Mits is OK; moobs is better. But I call them “breasticles.” :cock: :boobs3:
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@Poppy Buxom, you are the first person to notice that. Everyone else is obviously oblivious! And I like breasticles – nice one.
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Will there be extra points if I allow scrolling down to my mangina?
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@SingleParentDad, yes. 2:1 votes.
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Twitter: Amanda234
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Mike’s chest is sort of concave because he’s so skinny, but I’ll see what I can do
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@Amanda, concave moobs might win.
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Twitter: s_csr
says:
I’m all over this…..hopefully The Husband will follow suit of my motto “I have no shame.” We’ll see though….
Note to Self : Turn freakin’ twitter on at all times so I don’t miss the important stuff!
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@Sheila (Charm School Reject), you should have my tweets sent to your cell phone. Well, you would if you loved me.
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Twitter: s_csr
, May 19th, 2009: 4:19 PM
@Avitable, well when I remember to turn the updates on, you are one of the few people who get to annoy Sprint with my abuse of unlimited texts. However, if *you* really loved *me*, you’d automatically “for real text me” all of your tweets.
:heartbeat:
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I asked for boob shots on my blog yesterday. It’s nice to see you’re getting a lot of modest people too! I don’t get it…..You are giving away a t-shirt!! People normally love that shit!
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@thinkinfyou, people are prudes, apparently.
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Oh. It’s on.
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@Miss Grace, I’ll be waiting!
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Twitter: coalminersgd
says:
I can hear it now…
Me: Ty, can I take a picture of your chest?
Ty: Why?
Me: For Adam’s moobs contest.
Ty: *THUD!*
Me: Hello, 911?
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@Coal Miner’s Granddaughter, that’s why you don’t ask!
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Twitter: ashleighlynne
says:
This makes me happy. You have to do something with all those pictures they sent to you.
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@Ashleigh, where’s one from your husband?
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Twitter: ashleighlynne
, May 19th, 2009: 6:59 PM
@Avitable, I’ll send one in soon.
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Twitter: hismuse
says:
How is this being judged? By biggest? Firmest? shape? nipples? everything? if it’s biggest my man won’t win but he’ll give them a run for their money.
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@Robin, each blogger can vote for their favorite purely subjectively.
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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I’m gonna have to decline. Last time I won a cvontest like this, I became so famous that everywhere I turned, someone was asking me to show them (winning) body part. I didn’t like the instant celebrity status and the impact to my private life.
I never thought what my (body part) fame woul do to my family. I won’t put them through that again.
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My husband has AWESOME moobs, but I think he would kill me if I took a pic of them while he is sleeping…
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Moobs are great!
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