Dramatic readings taken from selections from FMyLife.com. Enjoy!
Fuck My Life: A Dramatic Reading from Adam Avitable on Vimeo.
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The year’s already getting off to a good start.
Hmmmm. I hear you. Clearly.
Losers.
And I thought my shit was bad.
FML.
; )
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@Kim, admitting it is the first step towards success!
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Twitter: Amanda234
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You can tell the truth… was that bacon one yours?
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@Amanda, …. yes.
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I really like FML. It’s an instant “pick me up”.
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@Peggy, exactly! Schadenfreude is always fun.
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Twitter: Blogography
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Whaaaaaaa-?!? No “hello fuckers” to greet us this video?
Fuck MY life.
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@Dave2, it would disrupt the sense of gravitas.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! “heaviest in the back” HAHAHA
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@DaDuck, yeah, that was a good one.
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I didn’t laugh until the bacon. Then I laughed out loud and my husband questioned me. I said it was all about bacon. He said ‘fuck my life’.
Fuck my life. Who doesn’t laugh about bacon?
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@Jess, you didn’t laugh until the bacon? The lifeguard one was funny, too.
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good thing i didnt have to pee while reading that. i would have peed myself with laughter and would have to write to Fmylife.com about it.
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@Jessica, and then I could read it dramatically and then you could pee yourself again.
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Twitter: GingerSnaps
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Beautifully read.
I’m inspired.
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@Ginger, inspiration is precisely what I was going for.
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Wonderful work. You’ll be on Inside the Actor’s Studio in no time.
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@Ron, my plan to punch James Lipton in the face will finally reach fruition.
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bwaaahaha at the dog humper. I looked at that site once, it was weird, I couldn’t tear myself away from it.
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@Breigh, it’s definitely very compelling.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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I’m sorry, but (like Dave2) I don’t recognize this as an official Avitable video without an official “Hey, fuckers” at the the onset.
Fuck my life.
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@B.E. Earl, I didn’t want to introduce any levity into an obviously serious video.
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:boobs3: Dog humping LOL
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@Starfish, dog humping always wins.
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Twitter: Bellaventa
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Just when you think your life sucks….
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@Robin, I bet the bacon one was yours, wasn’t it?
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:lmao: :finger:
I have never seen that site!
Those were all funny, but the one about the smelly Jen made me LOL!
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@Sybil Law, most entries on that site suck, but there are a few winners.
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Hahaha, I used to be “best” friends with someone who didn’t know how to spell my name…every time I reminded him, he would say, “whatever…two ll’s, one l, blah blah”.
The first one made me LOL for realsies though.
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@Hily, that sucks.
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Twitter: Whatsananna
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I’m sorry but the best thing about it all was the deadpan delivery and the eyebrows going up and down. That had me giggling through the whole thing!
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@Nanna, that’s my sense of gravitas.
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Twitter: missbritt
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I think there should be sad music playing in the background.
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@Miss Britt, where were you when I was making this, dammit?
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Twitter: mamandesfilles
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Thank you. I needed the laugh.
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@maman, this was serious drama!
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Twitter: Jayman3768
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Your dramatic reading of those made them much funnier and even made them seem less fake. Much more entertaining than reading the site.
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@Jay, I think everything should be dramatically read. It would be more fun.
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These are hilarious. Hilarious, even.
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@BOSSY, but is it hilarious?
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Twitter: LeSombre
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It was great… But would’ve been better at night. The whole sunny backyard kind of takes away from the dramatic thing.
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@LeSombre, good point. For my encore, I’ll do it when it’s rainy and gloomy out.
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Ha ha! The little girl who said she smelled! Hilarious.
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@cat, kids can be mean little shits!
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Twitter: msmegan
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Bacon? Someone made that up.
BTW, your hair still looks good.
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@Finn, I know I dream erotically about bacon all the time.
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The very, VERY best part was when my screen froze as you said “I’m gay” with that plaintive little smile.
Priceless! :clap:
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@Penelope, ha. The video was almost over by then.
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Thanks for the comment, asshole. Its called a typo. You stay up for 32 hours, while pregnant, after doing three photo shoots, plus editing, taking care of two other kids and see if your perfect! Dont comment unless you have something to say worth reading!
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@j, it’s not called a typo. It’s called a series of repeated behavior of blatant stupidity and inability to write in a cohesive or intelligent manner in any way. Hopefully all of these words are ones that you can comprehend. P.S. There’s a magical thing called an apostrophe. Try one some time.
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You and Penelope need to get a room! You could cut that sexual tension with a knife!
I kid.
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oops, I meant you and “j”… I thought you and Penelope were arguing! I looked closer and realized it was you and some j person. Sorry!
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@cat, I don’t think J would know what “seksooyal tenshun” is if it hit her across her stupid moon-shaped face.
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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I would like to speak with the iPhone Case Dropper please… how does it feel to be the type of person that should not be allowed to breed?
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@NYCWD, I agree. Mandatory sterilization!
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Once I was home from college for the weekend, sitting at the kitchen table, when the phone rings. My dad answers and I hear him say, “Who? No, there’s no one here by that name. No, you have the wrong number.” Then he hangs up and turns around, facing me. He gives me a funny, confused look. Suddenly realization sets in. “Oh! YOU’RE Stacey! . . . Somebody called for you.” And he walks away.
FML
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@Stacey, wait. This really happened? Was this before the sex change when your name was originally Tom? :cock:
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The iPhone case dropper reminded me of the guy in school who showed off his new ruler, “It is shatterproof,” and then proceeds to demonstrate it by bending in half and snapping it in two.
Had to point out shatterproof is different from unbreakable!
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@Mik, apparently you guys weren’t in a vocabulary class.
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Twitter: mooshinindy
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done.
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Now I don’t even want to read the website. I want dramatic readings all the time. :crazywife:
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Hahahahahaha. : ) Very funny and expressive soliloquy, sir.
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Twitter: coalminersgd
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“My name is Adam. And I watch the Gilmore Girls. And I admitted it on the Internet. And all my blog readers called me a pussy.
Fuck my life.”
:heartbeat:
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