Bacon flavored lip balm from Adam Avitable on Vimeo.
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The year’s already getting off to a good start.
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- Andy Rooney
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- Gary Coleman
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I just gave each of my betches a tube of that shit when I went to Toronto.
Cuz nothing says love like a little fake bacon grease in a tube.
Except real bacon grease is better. I’d totally slather myself with the real stuff and let my husband go to town. Rawr.
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@Redneck Mommy, bacon grease makes everything taste better. Even rednecks!
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Twitter: Amanda234
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I was on board until you said it was like rubbing bacon grease on your lips
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@Amanda, what, that doesn’t sound appetizing?
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Oh and you totally look like I do after I give my husband a treat. Smacking the lips and all.
Niiice.
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@Redneck Mommy, what kind of treat are we talking about here?
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And who gave you the address to order more of your beloved Baconnaise? *cough cough* Hmm?
I’ve thought about buying the balm myself, actually…if I did, it would be purely for entertainment value, especially after that review. If it doesn’t taste like bacon, what’s the point of it even smelling like bacon? Too much of a letdown, I think.
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@Squeaky Wheel, oh yes, I forgot to credit you for the assist! I now have a three-pack of Baconnaise in my fridge along with my bacon lip balm.
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Twitter: ashleighlynne
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Now all I can think about is eating bacon.
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@Ashleigh, or licking bacon grease off of someone, right?
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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Appropriate post for a Sunday morning.
BACON!
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@B.E. Earl, they should just rename Sunday “Baconday”.
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All I can think of right now is how much Britt is just going to looooooooove the lip smacking. Bwahahahaha!
Oh and how innocent: “Maybe if you kiss me, you can taste it?”
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@Hilly, oh, you know she loves it.
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Yeah, I’ll pass on the bacon flavored lip balm. I love bacon, I love lip balm, but somehow the two together makes me want to :puke: .
:lmao: at the still shot of you with the doll….
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I just wanted to add an aside.
Mr. Avitable, you’re looking really hot lately. You’ve lost a LOT of weight, haven’t you?
I mean you were always hot but in the past few months, damn!
Am I hallucinating?
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I was hoping this balm would be the bomb. Oh well.
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I can’t watch this since I’m at work, but I don’t want to lose my status as one of your top commenters. I’ve worked to long and hard to lose that distinction.
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Twitter: Faiqa
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Heh. I’m going to let your imagination run wild as to how my comments might have played out on this one. I feel as thought anything I might said would have been the obvious choice.
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I agree with Sighbrrgirl…you have lost a lot of weight. I think I know how.
Must be the baconnaise, right?
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I don’t really like bacon. Nope.
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That’s one of the grossest culinary-cosmetic crossovers I’ve seen in a while.
So out of curiosity, is the lip balm salty like bacon?
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Yeah, I’ll pass on the bacon lip balm, but the Nesquick (sp.) one you mentioned… yummy! That one sounds good : )
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You look thinner to me, could you be eating that bacon lip gloss instead of the real deal?
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:sexytime: First time commenting here.
So was wondering what Amy thought of it? Did she give it a :thumbsup: or :sex014: for even putting it near her lips?
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WHO TOLDJA’ TO PUT THE BALM ON? DID I TELL YA TO PUT THE BALM ON?! NOBODY KNOWS WHAT A BALM IS GONNA DO!
This is the most public of my many humiliations.
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Ok…just..um…ew~?! There are too many of the lip balms that are supposed to taste like stuff that don’t. Smell alone doesn’t make it a good product.
And damn, if I’m going to rub bacon grease on my lips (or anywhere else), it’d better have some real live bacon attached!
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Twitter: themuskrat
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Thanks for this post honoring my birthday. I’m feeling the love.
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You know, all of bacconaise related products are vegetarian, no bacon. Bacconaise is even Kosher certified. http://www.jdfoods.net/products/baconnaise.php.
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