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A b-? No, not a b-. A balm.

Bacon flavored lip balm from Adam Avitable on Vimeo.

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29 Replies to “A b-? No, not a b-. A balm.”

  1. Redneck Mommy

    I just gave each of my betches a tube of that shit when I went to Toronto.

    Cuz nothing says love like a little fake bacon grease in a tube.

    Except real bacon grease is better. I’d totally slather myself with the real stuff and let my husband go to town. Rawr.

  2. Squeaky Wheel

    And who gave you the address to order more of your beloved Baconnaise? *cough cough* Hmm?

    I’ve thought about buying the balm myself, actually…if I did, it would be purely for entertainment value, especially after that review. If it doesn’t taste like bacon, what’s the point of it even smelling like bacon? Too much of a letdown, I think.

  3. Hilly

    All I can think of right now is how much Britt is just going to looooooooove the lip smacking. Bwahahahaha!

    Oh and how innocent: “Maybe if you kiss me, you can taste it?”

  4. Sighbrrgal

    I just wanted to add an aside.

    Mr. Avitable, you’re looking really hot lately. You’ve lost a LOT of weight, haven’t you?

    I mean you were always hot but in the past few months, damn!

    Am I hallucinating?

  5. Faiqa

    Heh. I’m going to let your imagination run wild as to how my comments might have played out on this one. I feel as thought anything I might said would have been the obvious choice.

  6. Kris

    Ok…just..um…ew~?! There are too many of the lip balms that are supposed to taste like stuff that don’t. Smell alone doesn’t make it a good product.

    And damn, if I’m going to rub bacon grease on my lips (or anywhere else), it’d better have some real live bacon attached!

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