My weekend
What I learned this weekend
My weekend in Boston OR How I had to poop
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Why does your torso look like Charlie Brown?
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@Kiefer and Emo, because it’s attached to my schultz.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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That looks like a pretty sweet desk chair.
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@B.E. Earl, very painful, actually.
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Twitter: Amanda234
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Why is your belly smiling at me?
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@Amanda, it wants to eat you.
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Twitter: ashleighlynne
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the smiling belly is a very nice touch.
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@Ashleigh, it’s how it looks!
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Have you ever worn a tie??
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@Summer, back in the day. When I was in a fraternity.
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What’s in the briefcase, Poppa Pump?
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@Hilly, half a sandwich and the legal case of Finders v. Keepers.
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Twitter: missbritt
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A tie? And a briefcase? Really?
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@Miss Britt, I’m not naked, usually, either, but I’m thinking of changing things up.
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You deserve it! Get your weekend on : )
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@cat, it’s been a long one.
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Ahhh Friday…
Happy weekend
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@christie, hope yours went well.
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About that dong hanging to your ankles er…uhmm….nice positive self-image you have going there.
Enjoy the weekend.
Cheers
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@David, it’s drawn actual size, not to scale.
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take that tie off and stop cowering to the man
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@furiousball, I’m just a toady.
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Do it. DO IT!
Movie Friday?!
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@Sybil Law, no movie Friday this past week. This week, though, is Transformers!
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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Shouldn’t it be the other way around? You floating in the pool with the dream cloud of you in a tie working???
Obviously I have been misled about your usual work attire.
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@NYCWD, well, the tie is only if I have meetings.
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Best drawings ever.
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@BOSSY, thanks.
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Your life seems like a vacation. You should open the Avitable Fantasy Camp.
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@Grant, it’s not easy being an Avitable.
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Look how clean your office is!
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@Little Miss Sunshine State, wait until you see the real pictures.
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POOL TIME! Enjoy.
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@John, I wish!
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Twitter: s_csr
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Whatever – you know you’d so rather be working.
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@Sheila (Charm School Reject), it is the fun thing to do!
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Pool time. I hear it’s supposed to be warm there in Florida.
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@martymankins, just a tad.
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Has your penis shrunk?
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@DutchBitch, it’s cold out!
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You’re lucky you don’t trip. You know what I’m sayin’? (And I think you do.)
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@Undomestic Diva, I’ve learned to walk with three legs.
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Twitter: poppycede
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For me it’s an ice cream weekend. I am so glad I bought stock in it Tuesday.
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@Poppy, which kind?
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A clean desk? Wow – you sooo deserve a three day weekend! Have a great one!
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@Fantastagirl, I wish my desk looked like that.
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