The One Where Avitable Almost Pukes from Adam Avitable on Vimeo.
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Twitter: kimt205
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OK, I’ll go hurl now. I will be wary of any jelly beans come October.
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@kim, I’ll just wait until you’re drunk and then make you eat them.
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Twitter: alotofnothing
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What the hell, man? Are you disappearing? You’re shrinking.
And if you’re hiring every Orlando-area lady-of-the-internet, what do I have to do to get you to hire me? I can work under your desk if you need.
Off to spew from watching you gag from rotten eggs…
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@Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing], shrinking? That’s crazy. I’m still the same old 600-pound gorilla.
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Is this not like Bertie Bott’s Beans from Harry Potter? (And yeah, the vomit ones are just…gross.)
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@Kris, it is pretty much exactly like them.
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Twitter: Faiqa
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Really? A twelve minute video of yourself eating jelly beans? That is just some arrogant shit… And the fact that I watched the whole thing waiting for you to puke is just fucking depressing.
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@Faiqa, you’re my biggest fan. It’s clear now.
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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They should make a user-submitted flavor – from the puke created by eating their product. It’s consumerism 2.0!
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@whall, yes. Recycling taken to the extreme.
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that lumberjack didn’t vomit once. this guest video sucks >_<
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@liquid, I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay.
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Laughing my ass off. I was repulsed and sorta queasy until the very end.
And now I am just giggling because you pussed out. You are a SPITTER.
Gah.
Anyone worth their salt knows the only way to go is to SWALLOW.
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@Redneck Mommy, I’m usually a snowballer.
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@Avitable, Snowballing is so totally wrong – I would have to bet it’s even more wrong than the combo of those awful beans.
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@Avitable, Oh my gawd you prick. I just learned what snowballing is.
Am now off to go burn that mental image out of my head.
Damn you.
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you are looking REALLY good adam!
those jelly beans are from/inspired by Bernie Bots Every Flavor Beans* from Harry Potter. I haven’t had the guts to buy a box …and now it looks like I never will!
But I DID love the show you put on when you tossed the leftovers in! (my kids make me look at disgusting chewed up things too!)
*http://www.mugglenet.com/info/other/beans.shtml
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@bluepaintred, I had to show the world my chewed up food!
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p.s. i was so sad for you when you ate the vomit one. =(
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@liquid, me too.
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But where was the ass-flavored ones?
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@metalmom, I saved those for later.
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Twitter: Blogography
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Why? Why would somebody make something like this? About the only thing it’s good for is practical jokes… dares… and (apparently) disturbing vlog posts. There’s a market for this?
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@Dave2, the practical joke market is HUGE. Apparently.
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Twitter: poppycede
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I am going to watch this, but if you make me sick I’m going to punch you in the goos when I see you in October.
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@Poppy, the goos? That doesn’t sound like somewhere I’d want to be punched.
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Twitter: WWScissors
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Depending on how you look at it, you are either the stupidest fucking idiot in the world, or the king of EVERYTHING. I’ll look at you as king because there is no way I’m brave enough to try that. Blech.
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@Lynn (Walking With Scissors), I am totally the king of everything. Including Pop.
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Twitter: poppycede
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I laughed out loud at “wow, that tastes weird.”
Gosh, you look so… different lately. Are you growing your hair long or something?
Ohhhh, rotten egg. NOOOOOOOOOO!!! That’s just mean that they add the good one and the bad one. If my buttery popcorn EVAR tasted like rotten egg I would instantly go insane.
I love black pepper, it’s one of my favorite spices. Preferably crushed over a Caesar salad with freshly shaved parm and yummy croutons.
COCONUT-FLAVORED BABY WIPES!
Yes, I’m live blogging, because that’s fun.
Spit out the infidels!
THERE’S A DEAD HOOKER IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!
I thought it was hilarious that you cocked your head to the side like a dog when you ate ear wax.
You just snowballed your jelly beans with a paper towel. A very interesting relationship with the paper towel…
ok,goingnowbye.
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@Poppy, why, I am growing my hair out. I’m impressed you noticed.
I loved your livecommenting.
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Oh, man, that was funny to watch.
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@Ren, I’m like Jackass lite. They would actually eat real vomit.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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I wanted the money shot. Crap.
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@B.E. Earl, I’m so glad it didn’t come to that.
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Other flavors they should try:
Chocolate Pudding vs. Potting Soil
Grapefruit vs. Pepto Bismol
Cappucino vs. Kitty Litter
French Vanilla vs. Sushi
Root Beer vs. Stale Cigar
P.S. You look great!!
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@Janna, stale cigar – that would be horrible.
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OMG…That totally made me laugh histerically! Thanks.
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@Rachel, thank you for laughing at my pain.
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I had to try very hard not to vomit myself when I saw your face chewing the skunk spray one and the very very hard at the vomit flavor one!!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
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@DutchBitch, they tasted soooo bad, too.
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I can’t believe I watched the entire show but it was funny.
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@alan7933, yeah, it was a bit long. Thanks for hanging in there for the duration.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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ha!
(i hate jelly beans on a good day. those would have totally made me hurl. especially that black licorice one. blech!)
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@hello haha narf, black licorice is pretty nasty.
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Twitter: blondefabulous
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I couldn’t watch past where you said one of the flavors was skunk spray. Goes against my chef’s nature to eat shitty food, but then I still eat at McDonalds, so go figure.
Please don’t have a contest with that candy. I beg you.
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@Blondefabulous, I ate them all anyways.
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Twitter: Bellaventa
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Wow. Just….wow.
I am still not willing to give up on Jelly Belly yet – I just will bring my own when I see you in October – you’re not punking me.
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@Robin, oh, is that a challenge?
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Twitter: Bellaventa
on June 29th, 2009 at Monday, June 29, 2009 @ 7:39 am
@Avitable, A challenge? I love challenge. However, I am not easily punked, so good luck trying to mess with me.
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I hate jelly beans anyway… but I could totally see giving those as a joke to my dad. He might disown me…. but if the economy keeps up, it’ll be worth the risk.
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@Kyra, you should give him some when he visits.
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Given the fact that you are like SUPER anti-vomiting, I was shocked to see you do this! Okay, not shocked but still, yikes! You poor thing. I almost gagged about five times myself.
And thank you, thank you, thank you for not using Britt as the recipients of that awful prank. Blegh.
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@Hilly, I figured that if I vomited for comedy, it was worth it.
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Twitter: missbritt
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard WHILE simultaneously trying not to throw up.
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@Miss Britt, that takes skill. You are a talented woman.
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Twitter: Temptingsam
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OMFG I laughed!! That was probably one of my favourite videos EVER.
P.S. You look FANTASTIC! Not that you didn’t before, but yanno? lol
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@sam {temptingmama}, it’s not as good as the one of you dancing.
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Twitter: Amanda234
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I think I’d prefer rotten egg over buttered popcorn. I really really hate the popcorn flavored ones
Also goddamn that was a long video. I literally had to pause it and take a bathroom break.
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@Amanda, yeah, I was too tired to edit it.
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Thanks for letting me know my gag reflex works.
UGH!
Vomit! Vomit! That is so fucking gross!!!
However, I was laughing at you at the end, so it was worth it!
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@Sybil Law, it’s always worth it for a laugh!
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Twitter: thegoddesscher
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Wanna puke?
Google “Two Girls, One Cup”
I want to see your reaction to THAT.
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@CP, I introduced this little corner of the blogosphere to that gem, babe, two years ago: http://www.avitable.com/2007/10/26/dont-you-fucking-dare/
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Guess they were left over from the any-flavoured beans from Harry Potter.
Some guys sat around going “You know, I don’t think it’s skunk spray-ey enough. We need more vomitousness.” Bizarre…
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@Nat, that would be a cool job in some aspects.
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Baby wipes? Skunk spray? Vomit?! OMFG, you are a brave man! LMFAO.
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@cat, I took one for the team.
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I wouldn’t want the tasters job at the place where they make those beans. Glad you didn’t hurl, that would’ve gotten me hurling too.
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@Mik, I have a pathological fear of vomiting, so me too.
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La mas que me gusto fue tu cara en reacion a la mezcla.
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@Valerie, this is actually Clayton commenting, isn’t it?
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@Avitable, It was my sentence but then he helped me improve the grammar
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@Valerie, it just seemed like something he’d do, leaving a comment in Spanish.
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Twitter: _scifidad_
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I made it to 3.53, then I had to stop because seeing you puke would have made me puke.
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@SciFi Dad, luckily, I didn’t puke.
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Twitter: mooshinindy
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BeanBoozled will now work its way into my everyday vernacular.
MY NEIGHBOR BEANBOOZLED ME WITH HER GREEN BEAN CASAROLE!
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@moosh in indy., what was that other word we invented? I forgot!
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Twitter: mooshinindy
on June 28th, 2009 at Sunday, June 28, 2009 @ 11:51 am
@Avitable, SCRUMPY!
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@moosh in indy., ah yes. How scrumpy of you to remember!
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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Moosh – please use the correct flavor names it’s now called Green Bean Asserole.
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@whall, HOLY FUCK! that made me laugh SO loud. I’m pretty sure I snorted!
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@whall, now that sounds pretty horrifyingly untasty.
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And once again I am so very grateful that there are products that don’t make it across The Pond!
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@Penelope, I can send you some if you’d like.
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Twitter: ellemmes
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Oh dear God! I admit, I watched with my hands covering my eyes. I can’t can’t can’t watch someone puke or it’s all over for me. I was sure you were a gonner over the vomit one! I never would have been brave enough to try that.
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@floating princess, it was a close one with that flavor.
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How much money did you make off of this? Seriously?
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@misterCSR, not even a penny!
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haha that was awesome. When you got to the ear wax one I was sure it was going to be super gross, with the jelly bean having that same sort of ear waxy texture. What a let down!
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Twitter: alimartell
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I had to take a xanax to watch that.
I. could. never.
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Twitter: s_csr
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I finally had a chance to watch the whole video. I was laughing so freakin’ hard at the way your eyes would bug out. Bravo for showing us the handful that you spit out – I would’ve been very disappointed in you, had you not done so.
P.S. You wasted your four ounces of food on those things?! Dummie.
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Twitter: s_csr
on July 1st, 2009 at Wednesday, July 1, 2009 @ 2:52 pm
@Sheila (Charm School Reject), or dummy. Take your pick B-)
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hahahaha, the video made me laugh.
I can’t believe you wasted stomach space swallowing skunk spray. But more importantly, I want to know who had the job of licking the skunk’s ass to make sure the taste was accurate?
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@Lynda, well, it was worth it for the sake of comedy.
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I just saw Sheila said the same thing! haha
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