Avitable: Tshirt Whore

Have you ever thought to yourself, “Self, I wish there was a T-shirt out there that demonstrated that I was tech-savvy, perverted, clever, punny, trendy, and classy”?

Well, now your dreams have been answered! Available in men’s and women’s sizes!

Not quite your style? Try one of my simpler, easier shirts to tell the world about your blog or Twitter URL! It’s customizable so that you can change the URL to yours very easily.

I'm totally BLOGGING this shirt

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I'm totally BLOGGING this shirt

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(Also available in a Woman’s version)

I'm totally TWEETING this shirt

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I'm totally TWEETING this shirt

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(Also available in Men’s version)

I know what I’ll be wearing to BlogHer this year. How about you?

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32 Responses to Avitable: Tshirt Whore

  1. Sybil Law says:

    I love the show me your tweets shirt. Only, I hardly ever tweet. Hmmmm….

    Reply

    @Sybil Law, that’s okay – you can totally wear it anyways.

    Reply

  2. moosh in indy.
    Twitter:
    says:

    NO KOOGRZ PLZ. THX.

    Reply

    @moosh in indy., where’s my shirt, hm?

    Reply

  3. bluepaintred says:

    aww shit. why wasn’t the tweet tits there when I ordered *pout*

    Reply

    @bluepaintred, do you want that one instead? Let me know. I can still switch it, because I haven’t ordered it yet.

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  4. I prefer my ‘Witness Relocation Program’ range.

    Reply

    @SingleParentDad, I am confused.

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  5. Miss Britt
    Twitter:
    says:

    You’re the only person I know who wants to be punny.

    Reply

    @Miss Britt, puns can be very clever.

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  6. I can have the Tweets one for my birthday next week? Please???

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    @Blondefabulous, you should send the link to your husband! :)

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  7. Faiqa
    Twitter:
    says:

    I take issue with the fact that the woman in the first T Shirt is a blond. Brunettes show their tweets often, as well, and as such deserve equal representation at avitable.com

    Reply

    @Faiqa, until I see said brunette’s tweets, I can only go with my previous experience, which is that blondes are whores!

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  8. Aunt Becky says:

    I’m wearing my “I’m Friends With Aunt Becky” shirt. BECAUSE I TOTALLY AM.

    Hey, Avitable, how are you able to reply from your site to my email? INQUIRING MINDS ARE INQUIRING.

    Reply

    @Aunt Becky, I have a plugin installed called “WP Thread Comment” that allows me to reply directly and emails you the reply to your email address.

    Reply

  9. CP
    Twitter:
    says:

    Dude. Billy Mays just died. You totally have another interview post to make. No time to be whoring…unless it’s for Oxyclean.

    Reply

    @CP, it’s already done.

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  10. Jen says:

    Love the shirts, but I’m anxiously awaiting the posthumous interview with Billy Mays. Do you think that Sham Wow interloper had anything to do with it?

    Reply

    @Jen, Vince from Sham Wow was spotted in the area. My interview with Billy Mays will post at midnight tonight.

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  11. Dude I can still walk around without real people thinking I am not a totally nerd, but if I wore a shirt like that I think the cat would be out of the bag, and wrapped around their heads, and scratching them to again remind them I am a totally geek who spend lots of time reading about people I do not know online and can not return an email from my mother in under a week. I think I have to pass, although I totally want the show me your tweets one.

    Reply

    @mountainmomma18, you need to embrace the inner nerd.

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  12. I think you’re sick. And because you’re sick, you need proper tweetment.

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    @whall, and if the first doctor doesn’t work, I can go to a second one to get retweeted.

    Reply

  13. cat says:

    Very creative. I had no idea you were such a fashionista ; ) Look out, Project Runway!

    Reply

    @cat, I’m a hot tranny mess.

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  14. melissa says:

    is it wrong that i hate twitter AND despite that fact, i have an account that i only update weekly (if i’m lucky), BUT i soooo want that tshirt??

    Reply

    @melissa, what’s stopping you? :)

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  15. Miss Grace says:

    I’ll be spending my time in either this: http://www.cafepress.com/alotofnothing.389672592

    Or this: http://www.cafepress.com/missdisgrace.392475152

    Wanna orchestrate a trade?

    Reply

    @Miss Grace, sure. But my boobs might look better in those shirts and then you’ll be jealous.

    Reply

  16. Poppy
    Twitter:
    says:

    I reeeeeally like the Show me your Tweets shirt. You know, Dawg’s birthday is soonish…

    Reply

    @Poppy, ooh, you should buy it for him! Or wait, do you mean I should? Email me his shirt size if that’s what you meant.

    Reply

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