Avitable: Tshirt Whore
Have you ever thought to yourself, "Self, I wish there was a T-shirt out there that demonstrated that I was tech-savvy, perverted, clever, punny, trendy, and classy"?
Well, now your dreams have been answered! Available in men's and women's sizes!
Not quite your style? Try one of my simpler, easier shirts to tell the world about your blog or Twitter URL! It's customizable so that you can change the URL to yours very easily.
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(Also available in a Woman's version)
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(Also available in Men's version)
I know what I'll be wearing to BlogHer this year. How about you?
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I love the show me your tweets shirt. Only, I hardly ever tweet. Hmmmm….
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@Sybil Law, that's okay – you can totally wear it anyways.
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NO KOOGRZ PLZ. THX.
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@moosh in indy., where's my shirt, hm?
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aww shit. why wasn't the tweet tits there when I ordered *pout*
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@bluepaintred, do you want that one instead? Let me know. I can still switch it, because I haven't ordered it yet.
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I prefer my 'Witness Relocation Program' range.
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@SingleParentDad, I am confused.
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You're the only person I know who wants to be punny.
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@Miss Britt, puns can be very clever.
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I can have the Tweets one for my birthday next week? Please???
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@Blondefabulous, you should send the link to your husband!
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I take issue with the fact that the woman in the first T Shirt is a blond. Brunettes show their tweets often, as well, and as such deserve equal representation at avitable.com
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@Faiqa, until I see said brunette's tweets, I can only go with my previous experience, which is that blondes are whores!
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I'm wearing my "I'm Friends With Aunt Becky" shirt. BECAUSE I TOTALLY AM.
Hey, Avitable, how are you able to reply from your site to my email? INQUIRING MINDS ARE INQUIRING.
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@Aunt Becky, I have a plugin installed called "WP Thread Comment" that allows me to reply directly and emails you the reply to your email address.
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Dude. Billy Mays just died. You totally have another interview post to make. No time to be whoring…unless it's for Oxyclean.
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@CP, it's already done.
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Love the shirts, but I'm anxiously awaiting the posthumous interview with Billy Mays. Do you think that Sham Wow interloper had anything to do with it?
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@Jen, Vince from Sham Wow was spotted in the area. My interview with Billy Mays will post at midnight tonight.
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Dude I can still walk around without real people thinking I am not a totally nerd, but if I wore a shirt like that I think the cat would be out of the bag, and wrapped around their heads, and scratching them to again remind them I am a totally geek who spend lots of time reading about people I do not know online and can not return an email from my mother in under a week. I think I have to pass, although I totally want the show me your tweets one.
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@mountainmomma18, you need to embrace the inner nerd.
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I think you're sick. And because you're sick, you need proper tweetment.
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@whall, and if the first doctor doesn't work, I can go to a second one to get retweeted.
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Very creative. I had no idea you were such a fashionista ; ) Look out, Project Runway!
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@cat, I'm a hot tranny mess.
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is it wrong that i hate twitter AND despite that fact, i have an account that i only update weekly (if i'm lucky), BUT i soooo want that tshirt??
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@melissa, what's stopping you?
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I'll be spending my time in either this: http://www.cafepress.com/alotofnothing.389672592
Or this: http://www.cafepress.com/missdisgrace.392475152
Wanna orchestrate a trade?
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@Miss Grace, sure. But my boobs might look better in those shirts and then you'll be jealous.
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I reeeeeally like the Show me your Tweets shirt. You know, Dawg's birthday is soonish…
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@Poppy, ooh, you should buy it for him! Or wait, do you mean I should? Email me his shirt size if that's what you meant.
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