Today is the birthday of someone who I swear literally has rainbows shooting out of her ass. She’s perpetually cheery, lets issues run down her back like water, has the largest natural boobs I think I’ve ever seen, and devours men for breakfast.
Happy birthday, Becky! I wish I had the time today to create a new piece of art for you, but instead I’m recycling one I sent you last year because it still seems perfectly appropriate (click to see full-size).
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Happy Birthday, Narfy!
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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What does she do for lunch?
Happy Birthday, Becky!!!
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I am drinking the sweet tea vodka in her wonderful honor!!!
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Twitter: thegoddesscher
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It’s like Jessica Rabbit meets Dark Side of the Moon. Sweet!
Happy Birthday, Becky!
(i want a piece of artwork for my birthday…*pout*)
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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this is the best present a girl could ask for! thanks, adam.
xoxo
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Brave buxom Becky begets Birthday bonus-art. Brilliant, blog-man.
(what CP said!!)
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Twitter: Whatsananna
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This is the most perfect description of Becky ever!
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Happy Birthday to my fellow Cancerian, Becky!
Avitable, you should gather all your artwork and have an art show! I’m serious. I went to one last weekend in a small studio downtown and it only had six pieces, and there was free food and drinks (so you know there was a great crowd!), and it was a lot of fun. It’s all in the presentation. I think it would just be a fun thing to do!
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She’s a one in a million girl!
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Twitter: shellimil
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I LURVE Becky! I LURVE your artwork almost as much. Make me one for my birthday in 19 days?
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Becky, the Issueless Wonder.
*snort*
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
, July 6th, 2009: 9:11 AM
@Miss Britt,
i have NEVER claimed to be issueless. fuck, quite to the contrary, i know i am fucked up!
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Happy Birthday, Becky!!!!!!
xoxoxo
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but I have the most pregnant boobs you ever seen.
happy bday!
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Fantastic art! This reminds me so much of my group of friends because our inside joke is the conversation always come back to my boobs.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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thanks for the birthday wishes everyone! it was a tremendous day.
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Happy Birthday, Becky.
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