Yesterday, Hilly posted about InStyle’s new fun little widget that lets you try on new hairstyles. She neglected to mention that it was for women only. These are the options I’ve come up with so far:
The Farrah:
The Aniston:
The Rihanna:
The Romijn:
Finally, after looking through all 64 pages of hairstyles, I realized that you could also add eyeshadow, eyeliner, lip gloss and liner, and blush and concealer. Here’s how I’ve decided I’m going to look at BlogHer 09:
Go check out your potential hairstyles!
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39 Things That Annoy Me
If Avitable loses his beard and nobody’s there, is he still Avitable?
The Rihanna. It’s totally you. Go for it.
And that eye shadow really works for you!
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@Lynda, I think I’ll go with that one next time, then.
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I thought for sure the “Farrah” but when I saw the sexy wind-blown look of the “Romijn” I had to re-think my answer completely. Either way, you’re one hot bitch.
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@Undomestic Diva, I’d fuck me.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
You sneaky bastige!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Loving it!
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@Sybil Law, thanks for the post idea!
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Twitter: Amanda234
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Is that last one the Nicole Richie? And I’d have to say the Farrah, you look like a roadie for an eighties band. It’s totally sweet.
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@Amanda, it totally is Nicole Richie. You should be ashamed for recognizing it.
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shoulda used more blush…
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@bluepaintred, it was a fine line between whore and tramp.
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The Rhianna makes you look so totally Emo that you could start your own band.
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@adena, I’d be too busy cutting myself and crying.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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Pretty sure I’ve seen you in the Romjin on certain Romance novel covers that cater to a, um, special crowd.
Just perusing, mind you.
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@B.E. Earl, oh, you’re a connoisseur of those romance novels, I’m sure.
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I think the Rihanna would be best. Too bad they don’t let you try out the Janis Joplin.
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@Amanda of Shamelessly Sassy, or the Sinead O’Connor.
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Twitter: Barking_Mad
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I’m gonna have to go with the Farrah. It’s totally versatile and the feathers, well they just soften up everything.
No, on second thought, I can’t fathom you, soft and feathers all at the same time. So, therefore be bold and go with the Rihanna. And if all else fails, you have a perch upon which you can rest something, up there.
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@Auds at Barking Mad, I’m not soft and feathery?
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You totally resemble Jenny McCarthy in that last picture.
Sexy.
I missed you pretty boy.
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@Redneck Mommy, missed you too, roadtripper!
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I like the last one, but you had the gun set on “whore”!
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@harmzie, great Simpsons reference.
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That Rihanna hairdo makes you look like a goth/emo dude.
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@Atomic Bombshell, which I totally am.
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Twitter: rachael1013
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I’m gonna have to go with the classic Farrah here. And more lipstick.
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@Rachael, you can never have too much lipstick.
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I think the Farrah flatters you. The blue shadow is too retro whore. A frosty green would go with your classic Farrah.
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@MariaV, I’ll have to try that next time.
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Seeing as she is from Dutch descend.. I would have to go for the Romijn!
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@DutchBitch, me too.
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Twitter: thegoddesscher
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dude…just go bald. shave your body too. that’s hot.
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@CP, but I want long flowing locks!
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Twitter: LeSombre
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I’m a little ashamed to admit it, but I did spend an unhealthy amount of time on that website yesterday.
O totally blame Hilly. 
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@LeSombre, it’s fun, isn’t it?
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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thanks for removing worry that i might have another sex dream about you.
although i might have nightmares now.
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@hello haha narf, oh, now you’re totally turned on.
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I like the Farrah!
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@Breigh, it’s pretty sexy.
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Boo, harmzie beat me to what I was going to say!
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@Clown, (I was afraid no one would get that)
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@Clown, too slow!
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what, no avril?
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@avatgardener, I didn’t go through all 64 pages.
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Hmm.. I tend to go with the masses..Farrah.
But, as with a typical make up virgin, you have applied way too much eye shadow. Tone it down a bit dear, tone it down.
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@trishk, what if I’m trying to pick up guys?
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Twitter: mooshinindy
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I don’t get it. What’s different?
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@moosh in indy., I’m wearing lingerie.
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Twitter: hismuse
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I’d go with the Farrah look, you could flip your hair around all the time.
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@Robin, I am one for flipping.
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The Farrah is the most flattering- absolutely.
xo
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@Princess of the Universe, not the Romijn?
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Is all this in celebration of the opening of the Bruno movie today?
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Come here, baby.
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Twitter: Faiqa
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It’s disturbing how natural the Farrah hair looks on you.
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The Fabio is my favorite.
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I think you’re more a Kate from Jon & Kate Plus 8 type. Brings out your eyes.
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Twitter: ellemmes
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Rawrrrr!
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Very hot, you know in a pre-op tranny kind of way. Actually I am sorry, most pre-op trannies have a better grasp of eye shadow. but seriously thanks I will now spend like 5 hours on that site.
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The Farrah on you reminds me of the carneys (sp., I mean the carnival guys) at the county fair in the nineties.
In the last photo, with the makeup on, I thought, “Wow, he makes a pretty girl, too! If he loses the ‘stache, anyway!”
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Twitter: GrandeMocha
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I want to see the Kate Gosselin on you!
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Twitter: Dumblond
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At first I was for the Rihanna but I love GrandMocha’s suggestion. I think you’d rock the Kate Gosselin!
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Niiiiiccee.
Definitely the Rihanna. Just don’t get in any cars with Chris Brown.
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Bossy thinks you should wear some purple beard liner to match your eyes.
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Twitter: Temptingsam
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You totally fuckin’ stole my BlogHer look.
You laugh, but wait until you fuckin meet me. I swear, no one will be able to tell us apart.
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Twitter: poppycede
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I was chanting Farrah, but then I saw Romijn. Alternate between the two? YUP!
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I think you look lovely with both Farrah and the Romijn, but you might want to lighten up the beard to do the Romijn justice. Kind of a carpet/drapes thing.
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Farrah. Farrah. Please.
God, I’m dead. You killed me.
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