Why you should buy Miss Britt a drink at #BlogHer
This is what happens after two drinks at Parliament House between Britt and Hilly:
Why you should buy Britt a drink at BlogHer from Adam Avitable on Vimeo.
Posted in Vlog, blogher | Tags: blogher, blogher 09, hilly, kissing, lesbian, miss britt, snackiepoo, vimeo, Vlog
Uh – I had more than two drinks, asshole.
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@Miss Britt, that's not what you kept telling everyone. I believe your exact words were, "I don't understand what happened. I only had two drinks!"
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Oh.
My.
HOTness.
Consider a drink BOUGHT.
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@Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing], well, apparently you have to be a good kisser, too.
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You know how people say LOL when they didn't actually LOL? I just LOLed three of my kids out of their bedrooms to find out what was so funny. Don't worry, Britt, I didn't tell them that the "pretty girl from the magnet on the fridge" was drunk and kissing girls. *grin*
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@Angel Smith, you should tell them. They can become part of Britt's fan club!
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@Avitable, Only two are girls-the other one would be disappointed.
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Oh, man.. Not that I don't think that these two women embody hotness and sex appeal, but that? Was what I imagine walking in on my parents "doing it" would have been like.
Scarred for life, good to know you aren't losing your touch.
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@Faiqa, you weren't all turned on?
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I think the "…Gone Wild" franchise still has some unexplored territory. And it starts with Blog and ends with Her.
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@BusyDad, I agree. Think we can license "Bloggers Gone Wild" from that asshole who runs the original company?
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If I toss in an extra drink, can you get them to dress like Asian schoolgirls next time?
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@Grant, your wish is my command.
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Is it weird that the only part I don' want people to see is that I smoked a little bit last night? Kissing Britt? I'm proud of that!
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@Hilly, yeah, the part that appalls me is whatever the hell that thing was I did with my finger at the end. What the fuck was THAT?
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@Miss Britt, Hahahaha, I am literally laughing out loud. I think you were trying to do that "psssssst" thing we talked about the other day. Like…smoklin' hot!
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@Miss Britt, oh, the finger thing is hilarious!
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@Hilly, GAH!!! WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR HAND?!?
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@Dave2, Ummmmm, my love for you?
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@Hilly, Why does your love for me have carcinogenic smoke coming out of it?
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@Hilly, well, you were just holding that cigarette for me.
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That's hot
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@Amanda, you should go find a girlfriend and make one and send it to me.
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Been there, done that. Made out with her AND Turnbaby at your Halloween party last year. Bring on the fresh meat!
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@CP, Forget fresh meat! I'm just waiting for the day a girl lets me take her home and show her the other stuff, hubba hubba, if ya know what I mean.
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@CP, Wooooo Hooooo yes we did!!
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@CP, I heard about that, even if I didn't get to witness it.
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Lawsa mercy!
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@floating princess, they know how to bring the heat!
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I like the "Jared said it's okay as long as it's with another girl and their is video."
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@Mik, there not their, fool.
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@Mik, Mister Britt doesn't mind certain types of philandering, apparently.
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Dayyyyyyyummmmm!
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@Maria, smokin', eh?
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The tweets were priceless and the video just icing on the cake
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@Turnbaby, the tweets were pretty damn funny.
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I need to go sit in front of a fan now.
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@MariaV, or just go sit on the washer on the spin cycle.
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there was no sound when i watched it. not sure if i should go over to vimeo in order to hear what was actually said or simply allow my my brain to keep what my imagination delivered.
:)
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@hello haha narf, your volume was probably turned down.
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@Avitable,
dude, even *I* know about volume. (i checked it three times.)
:)
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And now I feel MUCH better about a little video of Miss Britt singing on her birthday. Much MUCH better.
Thanks for that Adam. You sir, make everything better!
Girls? That's hot.
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@Shash, oh, you definitely shouldn't have felt bad – that was NOTHING!
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Thing we like about the internets? They're forever.
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@Kiefer and Emo, even when she's old and wrinkly, her grandkids can find this video.
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@Avitable, needs YouTube…
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@Kiefer and Emo, what's wrong with Vimeo?
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@Avitable, the tube virals faster. I'm talkin' viral, baby. Millions of views. Take it to the HOOP!
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Ahhhh…my college years…
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@Robin, is there video proof?
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@Avitable, nope, just pictures.
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Get a room.
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@B.E. Earl, at that place, the room is the whole area.
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Another reason the wife won't let me near BlogHer.
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@always home and uncool, she's afraid you'll try to make out with me?
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@Avitable, You know it.
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Now I wish I had made a reservation… Oh, well, there's always next year…
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@yknot, sorry, only 2009 is the girls kissing year.
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Sending the wife with 2 drink coupons, 2 for each, and I hope the camera is rolling!
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@Hockeyman, I'll make sure of it.
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That's hot.
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@Finn, I know, right?
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Is that what the whole "send a drink to a friend" facebook thing is about? I've avoided it this whole time but now I shall rethink.
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@whall, I don't know – you might want to avoid it. It might make you become liberal!
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jealous!
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@Karen Sugarpants, of which one?
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@Avitable, all 3 of you. *rawr!*
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@Karen Sugarpants, You'll be in my house in 3 short months. You'll get yours.
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That's hot.
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@Jay, put your pants back on.
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@Avitable, But, I thought this was a pants-optional blog. I've been reading this blog without my pants on all this time!
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@Jay, you're supposed to be in formalwear when reading this blog.
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You needed drinks to do that? *snerk*
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@Kris, apparently, or else they'd be doing that all damn day.
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Wow. If I was there, I'd buy both of them a drink to see a sequel of that.
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@martymankins, oh, they kissed several times and finally forced me to record it on video.
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Good times!
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@cat, yes indeed.
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I'm touching myself……and looking at Britt's magnet…..and pictures of Hilly….
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@metalmom, the ones you're babysitting must love that!
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Awwwww yeahhh.
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@DrZibbs, I know.
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Holy cow. I was not expecting that.
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@Atomic Bombshell, at least I didn't record the part where they motorboated each other!
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@Avitable, I'm sure you're saving the REALLY juicy stuff for a future Pay Per View special.
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@Atomic Bombshell, the hard core lesbian love fest available for $19.95!
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Well, Hilly brings on the sexy with that hair and eyes, you know. And then Britt and those cherubic curls….
HOT.
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@Sybil Law, I think a few of the gay men around us turned straight watching that.
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Is it wrong that I watched it twice?
Okay, good.
'Cause I watched it like 14 times.
Maybe.
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@Stephanie, so it takes you about that long to masturbate, eh?
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This is hysterical to me, because she used to ALWAYS make comments about my lifestyle!
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@Kristin, I think you have me confused with someone else.
I didn't even KNOW you were a lesbian!
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@Miss Britt,
I didn't EVER say I was a lesbian goof!
Remember that night out drinking with you, Jared, me and Dave!?
You were like WE are NOT swingers……..neither were we! LOL
But then again we'd had a lot to drink that night…….
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@Kristin, you look really familiar to me. Did you grow up around the West Side/Old Brooklyn?
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@Kris,
Ummm……..nope, I grew up in the middle of nowhere Iowa just like Britt did! We were roomies in college (while we lasted)
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@Kristin, I remember – she'd always talk about her friend Kristin, the swinger.
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@Avitable, LOL! Whatever! I can't wait to meet you when I come visit!
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@Kristin,
. Okay, maybe that was a lie.
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Once the girl's start kissing- even you know you can't stop them!
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@yknot, and why would you want to stop them?
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I don't swing that way but I've been dreaming about these two since I saw this video. Hmmmm….
Unfortunately, I won't be able to attend BlogHer but would love to buy Britt and Hilly a drink or two just for the entertainment value and possible videos.
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@MB, there's always the Avitable Halloween party!
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Am now pulling up a second browser to look at airtran.com for tickets to chicago.
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@muskrat, if you had gotten her to drink enough when you met her, she probably would have made out with our waitress.
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@Avitable, I don't even remember our waitress.
I may, however, been able to have been persuaded to make out with Father Muskrat.
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@Miss Britt, persuaded? Pfft. I had to restrain you from pouncing on him and devouring the poor boy.
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