Why you should buy Miss Britt a drink at #BlogHer

This is what happens after two drinks at Parliament House between Britt and Hilly:

Why you should buy Britt a drink at BlogHer from Adam Avitable on Vimeo.

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106 Responses to Why you should buy Miss Britt a drink at #BlogHer

  1. Miss Britt
    Twitter:
    says:

    Uh – I had more than two drinks, asshole.

    Reply

    @Miss Britt, that’s not what you kept telling everyone. I believe your exact words were, “I don’t understand what happened. I only had two drinks!”

    Reply

  2. Oh.

    My.

    HOTness.

    Consider a drink BOUGHT.

    Reply

    @Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing], well, apparently you have to be a good kisser, too.

    Reply

  3. Angel Smith says:

    You know how people say LOL when they didn’t actually LOL? I just LOLed three of my kids out of their bedrooms to find out what was so funny. Don’t worry, Britt, I didn’t tell them that the “pretty girl from the magnet on the fridge” was drunk and kissing girls. *grin*

    Reply

    @Angel Smith, you should tell them. They can become part of Britt’s fan club!

    Reply

    @Avitable, Only two are girls-the other one would be disappointed.

    Reply

  4. Faiqa
    Twitter:
    says:

    Oh, man.. Not that I don’t think that these two women embody hotness and sex appeal, but that? Was what I imagine walking in on my parents “doing it” would have been like.

    Scarred for life, good to know you aren’t losing your touch.

    Reply

    @Faiqa, you weren’t all turned on?

    Reply

  5. BusyDad says:

    I think the “…Gone Wild” franchise still has some unexplored territory. And it starts with Blog and ends with Her.

    Reply

    @BusyDad, I agree. Think we can license “Bloggers Gone Wild” from that asshole who runs the original company?

    Reply

  6. Grant says:

    If I toss in an extra drink, can you get them to dress like Asian schoolgirls next time?

    Reply

    @Grant, your wish is my command.

    Reply

  7. Hilly says:

    Is it weird that the only part I don’ want people to see is that I smoked a little bit last night? Kissing Britt? I’m proud of that!

    Reply

    @Hilly, yeah, the part that appalls me is whatever the hell that thing was I did with my finger at the end. What the fuck was THAT?

    Reply

    @Miss Britt, Hahahaha, I am literally laughing out loud. I think you were trying to do that “psssssst” thing we talked about the other day. Like…smoklin’ hot!

    Reply

    @Miss Britt, oh, the finger thing is hilarious!

    Reply

    @Hilly, GAH!!! WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR HAND?!?

    Reply

    @Dave2, Ummmmm, my love for you?

    Reply

    @Hilly, Why does your love for me have carcinogenic smoke coming out of it?

    Reply

    @Hilly, well, you were just holding that cigarette for me.

    Reply

  8. Amanda
    Twitter:
    says:

    That’s hot

    Reply

    @Amanda, you should go find a girlfriend and make one and send it to me.

    Reply

  9. CP
    Twitter:
    says:

    Been there, done that. Made out with her AND Turnbaby at your Halloween party last year. Bring on the fresh meat!

    Reply

    @CP, Forget fresh meat! I’m just waiting for the day a girl lets me take her home and show her the other stuff, hubba hubba, if ya know what I mean. ;)

    Reply

    @CP, Wooooo Hooooo yes we did!!

    Reply

    @CP, I heard about that, even if I didn’t get to witness it.

    Reply

  10. floating princess
    Twitter:
    says:

    Lawsa mercy!

    Reply

    @floating princess, they know how to bring the heat!

    Reply

  11. Mik says:

    I like the “Jared said it’s okay as long as it’s with another girl and their is video.”

    Reply

    @Mik, there not their, fool.

    Reply

    @Mik, Mister Britt doesn’t mind certain types of philandering, apparently.

    Reply

  12. Maria
    Twitter:
    says:

    Dayyyyyyyummmmm!

    Reply

    @Maria, smokin’, eh?

    Reply

  13. Turnbaby says:

    The tweets were priceless and the video just icing on the cake

    Reply

    @Turnbaby, the tweets were pretty damn funny.

    Reply

  14. MariaV says:

    I need to go sit in front of a fan now.

    Reply

    @MariaV, or just go sit on the washer on the spin cycle.

    Reply

  15. there was no sound when i watched it. not sure if i should go over to vimeo in order to hear what was actually said or simply allow my my brain to keep what my imagination delivered.
    :)

    Reply

    @hello haha narf, your volume was probably turned down.

    Reply

    @Avitable,

    dude, even *I* know about volume. (i checked it three times.) :)

    Reply

  16. Shash says:

    And now I feel MUCH better about a little video of Miss Britt singing on her birthday. Much MUCH better.

    Thanks for that Adam. You sir, make everything better!

    Girls? That’s hot. :)

    Reply

    @Shash, oh, you definitely shouldn’t have felt bad – that was NOTHING!

    Reply

  17. Thing we like about the internets? They’re forever.

    Reply

    @Kiefer and Emo, even when she’s old and wrinkly, her grandkids can find this video.

    Reply

    @Avitable, needs YouTube…

    Reply

    @Kiefer and Emo, what’s wrong with Vimeo?

    Reply

    @Avitable, the tube virals faster. I’m talkin’ viral, baby. Millions of views. Take it to the HOOP!

    Reply

  18. Robin
    Twitter:
    says:

    Ahhhh…my college years…

    Reply

    @Robin, is there video proof?

    Reply

    @Avitable, nope, just pictures.

    Reply

  19. B.E. Earl
    Twitter:
    says:

    Get a room. ;)

    Reply

    @B.E. Earl, at that place, the room is the whole area.

    Reply

  20. Another reason the wife won’t let me near BlogHer.

    Reply

    @always home and uncool, she’s afraid you’ll try to make out with me?

    Reply

    @Avitable, You know it.

    Reply

  21. yknot
    Twitter:
    says:

    Now I wish I had made a reservation… Oh, well, there’s always next year…

    Reply

    @yknot, sorry, only 2009 is the girls kissing year.

    Reply

  22. Hockeyman says:

    Sending the wife with 2 drink coupons, 2 for each, and I hope the camera is rolling!

    Reply

    @Hockeyman, I’ll make sure of it.

    Reply

  23. Finn
    Twitter:
    says:

    That’s hot.

    Reply

    @Finn, I know, right?

    Reply

  24. Is that what the whole “send a drink to a friend” facebook thing is about? I’ve avoided it this whole time but now I shall rethink.

    Reply

    @whall, I don’t know – you might want to avoid it. It might make you become liberal!

    Reply

  25. jealous! ;)

    Reply

    @Karen Sugarpants, of which one?

    Reply

    @Avitable, all 3 of you. *rawr!*

    Reply

    @Karen Sugarpants, You’ll be in my house in 3 short months. You’ll get yours. ;)

    Reply

  26. Jay
    Twitter:
    says:

    That’s hot.

    Reply

    @Jay, put your pants back on.

    Reply

    @Avitable, But, I thought this was a pants-optional blog. I’ve been reading this blog without my pants on all this time!

    Reply

    @Jay, you’re supposed to be in formalwear when reading this blog.

    Reply

  27. Kris says:

    You needed drinks to do that? *snerk*

    Reply

    @Kris, apparently, or else they’d be doing that all damn day.

    Reply

  28. martymankins says:

    Wow. If I was there, I’d buy both of them a drink to see a sequel of that.

    Reply

    @martymankins, oh, they kissed several times and finally forced me to record it on video.

    Reply

  29. cat says:

    Good times!

    Reply

    @cat, yes indeed.

    Reply

  30. metalmom says:

    I’m touching myself……and looking at Britt’s magnet…..and pictures of Hilly….

    Reply

    @metalmom, the ones you’re babysitting must love that!

    Reply

  31. DrZibbs says:

    Awwwww yeahhh.

    Reply

    @DrZibbs, I know.

    Reply

  32. Holy cow. I was not expecting that.

    Reply

    @Atomic Bombshell, at least I didn’t record the part where they motorboated each other!

    Reply

    @Avitable, I’m sure you’re saving the REALLY juicy stuff for a future Pay Per View special.

    Reply

    @Atomic Bombshell, the hard core lesbian love fest available for $19.95!

    Reply

  33. Sybil Law says:

    Well, Hilly brings on the sexy with that hair and eyes, you know. And then Britt and those cherubic curls….
    HOT.

    Reply

    @Sybil Law, I think a few of the gay men around us turned straight watching that.

    Reply

  34. Stephanie says:

    Is it wrong that I watched it twice?

    Okay, good.

    ‘Cause I watched it like 14 times.

    Maybe.

    Reply

    @Stephanie, so it takes you about that long to masturbate, eh?

    Reply

  35. Kristin says:

    This is hysterical to me, because she used to ALWAYS make comments about my lifestyle!

    Reply

    @Kristin, I think you have me confused with someone else.

    I didn’t even KNOW you were a lesbian!

    Reply

    @Miss Britt,
    I didn’t EVER say I was a lesbian goof!
    Remember that night out drinking with you, Jared, me and Dave!?
    You were like WE are NOT swingers……..neither were we! LOL
    But then again we’d had a lot to drink that night…….

    Reply

    @Kristin, you look really familiar to me. Did you grow up around the West Side/Old Brooklyn?

    Reply

    @Kris,
    Ummm……..nope, I grew up in the middle of nowhere Iowa just like Britt did! We were roomies in college (while we lasted)

    Reply

    @Kristin, I remember – she’d always talk about her friend Kristin, the swinger.

    Reply

    @Avitable, LOL! Whatever! I can’t wait to meet you when I come visit!

    Reply

    @Kristin, :) . Okay, maybe that was a lie.

    Reply

  36. yknot
    Twitter:
    says:

    Once the girl’s start kissing- even you know you can’t stop them!

    Reply

    @yknot, and why would you want to stop them?

    Reply

  37. MB says:

    I don’t swing that way but I’ve been dreaming about these two since I saw this video. Hmmmm….

    Unfortunately, I won’t be able to attend BlogHer but would love to buy Britt and Hilly a drink or two just for the entertainment value and possible videos. ;)

    Reply

    @MB, there’s always the Avitable Halloween party!

    Reply

  38. muskrat
    Twitter:
    says:

    Am now pulling up a second browser to look at airtran.com for tickets to chicago.

    Reply

    @muskrat, if you had gotten her to drink enough when you met her, she probably would have made out with our waitress.

    Reply

    @Avitable, I don’t even remember our waitress.

    I may, however, been able to have been persuaded to make out with Father Muskrat.

    Reply

    @Miss Britt, persuaded? Pfft. I had to restrain you from pouncing on him and devouring the poor boy.

    Reply

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