Today is the 35th birthday of the quirky, funny, amazing, lovely Poppy, and in her honor, here is a little quiz.
Has Poppy ever . . .
1. Had a threesome with two gay men?
2. Vandalized a church statue with a pocket knife?
3. Been bitten by a ferret?
4. Milked a cow?
5. Cheated on a test?
6. Ridden in a helicopter?
7. Pooped in a pot?
8. Gotten in a clothes dryer?
9. Climbed a mountain?
10. Set herself on fire?
11. Learned six languages?
12. Puked in a bathtub?
13. Acted in a play?
In true Poppy fashion, this quiz only has 13 questions because I don’t feel like it’s necessary to round up to 15 or down to 10. And if you know Poppy at all, you’ll know that the answer to every single one of these questions is yes!
Happy 35th, Poppy! Just for fun, I’m reposting the image I drew for your birthday two years ago:
Popstar
If I was on TV
One Old Ass MotherFaiqa
Um, is the bear trying to backdoor the horse/donkey with a see-through penis, or is that the horse/donkeys tail?
Happy Birthday, Poppy!
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@Stephanie, that’s the horse’s tail. Duh!
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Twitter: poppycede
says:
I read “pooped in a pot” as this post showed up on my screen and thought, “wow, that’s outrageous. Wait, I’ve done that!” and then I read this entire list and realized I’ve lived a very interesting life. I adore that you put 13. Reminds me of that trainwreck of a 13th high school reunion a few years back, hehehe.
THANK YOU! And THANK YOU for the CHEEEEEEEESE!
PS – I love the leo best. RAWR.
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@Poppy, told you I’d do something for your birthday!
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Twitter: poppycede
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PPS – Two-armed-hug.
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@Poppy, I’ll take it and return it with both arms!
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Twitter: elizabethbarone
says:
Six languages? Holy crap, I can’t even learn a second!
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@Elizabeth Kaylene, Poppy is pretty amazing.
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Those are just 12 reasons that Poppy RAWKS.
Happy Birthday, Poppy!!!!!
<3
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Um, haha – I meant 13!
Gah.
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@Sybil Law, at first I thought you were just being funny, not having a blond moment.
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
says:
Who hasn’t?
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@whall, true. This could apply to millions of people!
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Happy Birthday Poppy.
Nothing like an Avitable Classic Cartoon to make it’s way back each year.
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@martymankins, next year I’ll have to draw a brand new one.
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Happy Birthday, Poppy! Great artwork, Avitable. Put that in your show, too…
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@cat, or my famous book of art that I’m making.
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Twitter: shellimil
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That is not true about our dear Poppy. Cute drawing though.
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@Shelli, yes, those are all true, actually. It’s from her 50 Things About Poppy video that I illustrated for her a few years ago.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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Pooping in a pot doesn’t sound like a bad thing.
Better than shitting the bed, I bet.
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@B.E. Earl, or peeing on the cat.
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Yay! I got them all right!
Happy birthday to the Poppy!
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@Lynda, you win a prize!
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Is the bear humping the horse?
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@jorg, no, he’s reaching for the monkey.
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@Avitable, is he going to beat the monkey?
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Twitter: poppycede
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Thanks to all who wished me happiness.
I assure you, all 13 items are true about me.
I’ve had a weird life. I’m pretty sure it’s going to stay that way.
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@Poppy, I’m pretty sure, too.
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Don’t fool me with this. I demand new artwork. This is preposterous!!
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@jordie, I demand new artwork, too. Where is it, hm??
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