161 thoughts on “Jesus Fucking Christ”

  1. Wow, I think you just crossed a personal line for me. I am speechless. Never thought I’d ever see *anything* as vulgar and profane as this on a blog.

    Bye.

  2. Damn, it’s a good day to be an Atheist. Your offensive superpowers have no effect on me!! Of course, a true equal-opportunity asshole would find a way to make fun of Mohammad, Joseph Smith, Buddha, Durga, Krishna and Radha, Confucius, Abraham, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. That has potential for one (going to) Hell of an orgy collage!

  3. Jesus is going to spank Christ! Gives new meaning to the idea of sinners being “punished.” Whodathunk that meant bare back spankings and assplay? But please, dear god, don’t let there exist an illustration of “Jesus Motherfucking Christ.”

    See you in Hell, my friend.

  4. Passion of Christ?

    Last Temptation of Christ?

    Obviously someone wasn’t all “I don’t know how to love him”

    Which one is the Superstar?

    (too good to pass up and not enough coffee yet to alliterate.)
    Thanks for blaspheming for us all.

  5. I win! My wife said I shouldn’t post that, it’s too offensive. I said, “But Avitable would post it, so why can’t I?”. She didn’t think even you would post it, but here it is, in all it’s glory.

  6. Why do you have two guys with beards banging on your blog? At least explain it, instead of being all cryptic. You did a pretty good job cutting out the background though.

  7. BWAHAHAHAHA! The coffee all over my monitor is totally worth the laugh this gave me. You are awesome – going to hell – but awesome. I’ll start working on a handbasket for your ride to the underworld.

  8. I have nothing to day about this but I do have to tell you I had a dream last night that I came to your house and accidentally peed on your bed. Oh, and I ate all of your cheese spread. I really think you needed to know that.

      1. @Avitable, it didn’t, thanks. I’m just thankful my basic, isn’t your basic. No reason to get your panties in a wad over my feelings though. But to answer your question, exactly.

        It’s going to suck not reading/watching the train wreck bound for hell (party theme?), but eh I’ll get over it. That was meant as a joke. See haha funny lol, giggle… ok maybe only funny to me.

        Seriously though not judging you at all, not my job. It’s just your blog content has toed the line of my comfort zone for years and this finally crossed it. This isn’t about you so much as it’s about me. I apologize for making my feelings known in your “house” instead of clicking the x up top. At the moment I felt the need to take a stand, even if a small one, for someone I believe in and love dearly. No longer justifying the uncomfortable content so I can keep reading the comfortable stuff, is my stand.

        Bottom line, what you do is your business and what I do is mine and we just can’t do our business together anymore. hahaha, now that was funny.

        VERY warm regards – lolable? ok well just bye.

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