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WTF?!
Didn’t you just say you hated these things?!
You are a complex man, Avitable.
Also, you eat some nasty shizz.
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@Sybil Law, hate them? No – they’re awesome! I can’t really eat much of them now, though.
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Seems reminiscent of mole sauce.
I like the plate.
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@Ren, yeah, I love our plates.
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Twitter: Blogography
says:
Wait a second… wasn’t re-hashing old blog entries on your list of 5 things you hate about blogging?
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@Dave2, yeah, well, when you’re a huge deal on the internet like me, you need to revisit some old favorites for new readers sometimes. It’s the price of fame.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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wonder if that would be good for breakfast…i’m kinda hungry.
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@hello haha narf, it would indeed be good for breakfast!
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I was just about to say it looks like a mole sauce… except mole isn’t Hershey syrup sweet. If only I hadn’t already eaten breakfast, that might look more appealing.
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@Johnny, I’ve never had real mole sauce, but I don’t like spicy foods.
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Chortling @ charred chewing. Chucklehead chewing on chocolate covered chicken chimichanga, creepy.
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@avatgardener, chewer chuffs at commenter’s closemindedness.
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And here I expected a non-spoilery review about the awesomeness that was Inglourious Basterds!
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@Hilly, yeah, I couldn’t quite get into writing that on Friday night. Too exhausted.
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This one blogger made an awesome post denouncing theme days. I’d link to it, but I already forgot who it was.
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@Grant, what’s a theme, hm?
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Twitter: poppycede
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I am not joining anyone’s cult.
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@Poppy, pfft, whatever. You’re already a member of the Church of Holy Avitableness.
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Twitter: poppycede
, August 24th, 2009: 10:37 PM
@Avitable, I did not eat the burrito. At least not with chocolate.
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I want those 9 minutes back, except for the highlight: the high five with your pooch.
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@Diana, try the burrito with chocolate first!
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Twitter: GrandeMocha
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Happy Birthday!!!
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@GrandeMocha, well, that video is from January 2008, but thanks.
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Twitter: themuskrat
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I forgot how you traditionally start your vlog posts when I decided to read earlier today with my toddler. Foolish Muskrat.
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@muskrat, it’s good for him to hear it young. Before he meets Uncle Avitable.
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Oh man. At first I was slightly disgusted over you eating that, but I remembered I used to eat school cafeteria cheese pizza (which was just frozen round pizzas) with pickles on top. People thought it was disgusting, but just like you said it’s something everyone should be trying. Something about cheap pizza and pickles just goes really well together.
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@Kristen, same with cheap burritos and chocolate sauce!
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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If you can do it, I can do it.
Comment Rerun Friday:
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(improper pronunciation required)
There once was an Avitta-ball,
Who slighted the great blog of whall
He poem’ed him not,
His stats went to shot
Now nobody visits at all.
(proper pronunciation now restored)
This one big-ass doof named avitable
Wrote poems so bad they were pitiful.
Offending each one,
(both done and not done)
tittable, clitable, shitable.
(SYSTEM NOTE: the last line of above limerick was automatically censored by this blog’s filth-o-meter to adhere to minimum offensive content standards)
This guy that I know has 2 dicks
He’s homo and ain’t into chicks
He’s got two gay buds,
named Phillip and Studz.
Their 3-ways are actually six.
The great blog of whall is now open.
and whall is just sittin’ there hopin’
that y’all come and visit
Ifyaneed more, what is it?
Gratuitous lickin’ and gropin’??!?
You think you’re so highly regarded.
(I hope this news isn’t discarded)
But Adam Avitable
and hottie Miss Brittable:
You both are so Clearly Retarded.
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@whall, I can’t even try to match that genius!
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That was drowning in chocolate. Anything would taste good in that much! You are a magnificent chewer. No one in my family chews that many times before swallowing. What’s that red thing behind you to the left?
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@Valerie, I was just wondering today where you’ve been and how you’re doing! After my lap band, I chew every bite 20-25 times, so I’m even more diligent now than I was in the video. The red thing is a knife block. (http://www.rolostore.com/images/medium/Voodoo_Knife_Block_RED.jpg)
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I still haven’t tried this. I thought of doing it if I reached my Relay For Life goal, but I don’t see that happening in a week.
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