Not ready for Monday yet
Getting ready for Vegas
Monday Bullets
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Funny, that’s how I feel and it’s Saturday night.
My life fucking rocks.
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Love the chest hair design! Love chest hair in general. But…..I’m glad I don’t have to sleep with that penis. It’s a bit…..dangly.
Also, is that a shadow under you or are you peeing?
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Did I miss what happens on Monday or am I being too literal? Geesh, cryptic asshole!
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Twitter: poppycede
says:
Why’d you have to go and ruin Sunday by talking about MONDAY? So mean…
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Twitter: poppycede
says:
Has your tummy hair/nipple area always been in the shape of a face? Hmm. Observancy is our speciality.
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Awesome Avitable awaits anything. Anteaters? Angst? Angry aunts? Art assessors?
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Better be careful not to step on that thing. That would hurt…
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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i love today. every today. and not even the all powerful avitable can make me wish away today.
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I’m ready, too – but I am not gonna like it.
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dude, you look like you have a demon on your chest!
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And now I’m off men forever….I am sending my husband to you for an explanation.
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Recently one of my schizophrenic patients drew nekkid pictures of herself and God. I just realized why they looked so familiar. Except apparently you have a bigger penis than God.
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Is that a pee puddle you’re standing in or a shadow? ; )
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I just wanted you to know that I can’t think of anything witty to add.
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Ummm…I’m kind of new here. Are you a nudist or something? Are you usually hanging out naked outside? And I think the sun totally wants you.
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@Carolyn, you kinda have to be a nudist around here. its a given
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Twitter: Faiqa
says:
Ummm, am I that out of the loop that I don’t get the cryptic references? Also, all these years and I just got that your initials are AHA. Aha! Like the band. Take On Me.
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One would think the future career in porn you envision here would make Monday a happy thing.
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
says:
Well hung you
weeping like a willow
well hung you
penis like a missile
Smirking sun!
Smoking gun!
Stormy clouds up above….
When you get the blues
it’s hard to choose;
you simply get no love.
You just ain’t got the love.
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whats that thing hanging down between your legs? surely that isn’t your cock right? it’s a turd right?
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It’s a good thing your manhood is covered from that dark cloud.
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