Funny, that’s how I feel and it’s Saturday night.
My life fucking rocks.
Love the chest hair design! Love chest hair in general. But…..I’m glad I don’t have to sleep with that penis. It’s a bit…..dangly.
Also, is that a shadow under you or are you peeing?
Did I miss what happens on Monday or am I being too literal? Geesh, cryptic asshole! 😉
Why’d you have to go and ruin Sunday by talking about MONDAY? So mean… 🙂
Has your tummy hair/nipple area always been in the shape of a face? Hmm. Observancy is our speciality.
Awesome Avitable awaits anything. Anteaters? Angst? Angry aunts? Art assessors?
Better be careful not to step on that thing. That would hurt…
i love today. every today. and not even the all powerful avitable can make me wish away today.
I’m ready, too – but I am not gonna like it.
dude, you look like you have a demon on your chest!
And now I’m off men forever….I am sending my husband to you for an explanation.
Recently one of my schizophrenic patients drew nekkid pictures of herself and God. I just realized why they looked so familiar. Except apparently you have a bigger penis than God.
Is that a pee puddle you’re standing in or a shadow? ; )
I just wanted you to know that I can’t think of anything witty to add.
Ummm…I’m kind of new here. Are you a nudist or something? Are you usually hanging out naked outside? And I think the sun totally wants you.
@Carolyn, you kinda have to be a nudist around here. its a given
Ummm, am I that out of the loop that I don’t get the cryptic references? Also, all these years and I just got that your initials are AHA. Aha! Like the band. Take On Me.
One would think the future career in porn you envision here would make Monday a happy thing. 😉
Well hung you
weeping like a willow
well hung you
penis like a missile
Stormy clouds up above….
When you get the blues
it’s hard to choose;
you simply get no love.
You just ain’t got the love.
whats that thing hanging down between your legs? surely that isn’t your cock right? it’s a turd right?
It’s a good thing your manhood is covered from that dark cloud.