I wish I could take full credit for this. I mean, I did spend an hour or so writing the words and inserting them into the video using Adobe Premiere, but the concept comes from this guy, I think. Subsequently, many of these videos have hit the web, some funny, some stupid. Hopefully mine is more the former and less the latter. This video is safe for work, kids, and anyone who doesn’t speak German. Enjoy!
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Twitter: Blogography
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If even Hitler can’t trust you… what hope do the rest of us have?
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@Dave2, it’s a dark, dark day.
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Twitter: kimt205
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HA !! Love it Adam – BRAVO !!!
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@kim, thanks!
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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You never should have told him you liked his mustache.
Men and their facial hair…it’s a thing, you know.
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@B.E. Earl, I know. I made declarations of moustache love that I didn’t mean.
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Twitter: s_csr
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My weak bladder does not appreciate this video.
My funny bone though? Consider it tickled yo.
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@Sheila (Charm School Reject), fo’ shizzle.
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When you hear the knock at the door it will be the Stormtroopers, and not the cute white Star Wars ones either!
hilarious.
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@Mik, and the cute white ones have horrible aim, too.
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you BASTERD!!
you made me feel sorry for Adolf fucking HITLER
SO WRONG
and yet, so funny
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@bluepaintred, well, he thought someone loved him who didn’t! That’s always sad. Even if you’re a murderous dictator.
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Oh WOW. I think this definitely has now made me wide awake for the day.
Thanks for the laughter!
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@Sincerely, Jenni, German is always a good way to wake up.
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Twitter: LeSombre
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Genius.
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@LeSombre, thanks. Doing this reminded me of your Batman/Joker photo captions.
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Heartbroken, Herr Hitler harangues hapless helpers, having had horrible humbling.
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@avatgardener, couldn’t throw a hilarious in there too? Harumph.
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I bet his soft side sends you flowers anyway to apologize for whatever he did to wrong you. You know, sometimes its ok if your partner is unwilling to give you a rusty trombone, or a boston pancake. You should also be more sensitive to those who get upset when you give them a Tony Danza.
I think its for the best though, hes been known to be a bad influence on others. Also, his temper makes me fear for your safety.
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@Hockeyman, he did have a temper, it’s true!
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Very funny, not stupid at all.
I had Hitler pegged as a vanilla ice cream man. Maybe vanilla with blue sprinkles.
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@delmer, Rocky Road, actually.
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Poor poor Hitler.
He didn’t laugh once at your Phillip Spicklefitz interview? He must really BE stupid! He didn’t get any of your Teddy jokes at all.
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@Carolyn, I guess Boston accent jokes are lost on the German.
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Hahahahaha
Definitely funny!
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@Sybil Law, well, that’s a relief.
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Twitter: poppycede
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I think Hitler got over it… you know, after he killed himself and stuff.
The part where his hand is shaking as he’s taking off his glasses is always my favorite, but I think you subtitled it best.
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@Poppy, yeah, that’s my favorite part of the whole clip. So, compared to the others, mine is better than most?
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Absolutely brilliant!
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@melanie, just wish I had thought of it myself.
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I’m sure he committed suicide because of his unrequited love for you. You heartless bastard.
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@Kris, that’s obviously the reason he’s dead. I think I’ll be able to forgive myself, though. I am heartless.
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That’s some funny f’ing shnitzel! Well done!
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@JLD, you can say “fuck” here. It’s allowed.
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I FOUND THIS HYSTERICAL THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS I NEEDED IT BAD
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@Irene, whoa, there. Lay off the caps lock! Thanks for the visit.
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That was great. I can imagine the hard work!
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@Neil, it did take a bit to write the script and insert the subtitles so that they matched.
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I think Hitler needs a hug.
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@Jeff, evil dictators need love too!
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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my favorite line was “i’ve seen this man’s balls” (made me laugh so loud that i scared the dogs).
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@hello haha narf, it lined up well with the women crying.
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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I LOL’d. Thanx.
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@whall, ooh, I made you LOL!
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So YOU’RE the reason he killed himself. Now it makes sense. Don’t feel guilty – my guess is nothing you did would have been enough for him, evil bastard that he was.
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@Kay, he was very needy.
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Twitter: themuskrat
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Shortly after this emotional setback, he decided to invade Russia in the winter. Dude, it’s like you saved the world!
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@muskrat, exactly. I’m a fucking hero.
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Twitter: _scifidad_
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A bit late to the party, but that was AWESOME. Well done, sir. Well done.
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@SciFi Dad, thanks.
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Fucking gold. Thanks for a much needed laugh.
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@Employee No. 3699, I do what I can.
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Perfect. Just…. perfect.
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@Badass Geek, thanks!
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