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Things that are funnier than The Bill Engvall Show

10 Things That Are Funnier Than The Bill Engvall Show:

  1. Rotting whale carcass
  2. Colonoscopy
  3. Underwear with skidmarks
  4. Funeral
  5. Paper cuts rubbed with salt
  6. 9/11
  7. Grandparent with Alzheimer’s
  8. Ninjas
  9. Bruised tailbone
  10. A spider bite on your cheek that grows bigger and bigger until it bursts one day with thousands of little spider babies

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57 Replies to “Things that are funnier than The Bill Engvall Show”

  1. Jay

    Even “According to Jim” is funnier than that show.

    Even Tyler Perry … well, let’s not get carried away.

    Anyway, pretty much any sitcom ever made is funnier than the Bill Engvall Show.

  2. Grant

    Ninjas are legitimately funny, so for once they don’t belong on your list. And I wish TV producers would finally learn that being a successful stand-up comedian does not mean you can carry a TV show.

  3. hello haha narf

    i’ve never watched the show and don’t plan to watch that clip, but i will totally admit to buying a ticket to the original blue comedy tour that came to one of the fanciest theaters in town. and i peed in their velvet seat due to my doubled over laughter. (although that pee was at ron white…it was the first time i had heard him talk about getting in the bar fight and being “thrown into pub-lic.”)

  4. Jared

    I hate that fucking show, and I’ve never even seen it. I don’t even want to watch the video you posted, in fear that it might actually be a clip from the show. Anything is funnier than it, and I thank you for this post. 🙂

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