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My Interview with Henry Gibson

henry-gibsonThe diminutive actor Henry Gibson died last night at age 73. Of course, I jumped on the chance to interview him after he passed.

Me: So, Mr. Gibson, you played the neo-Nazi leader in Blues Brothers, right?

HG: That is correct. It was very fun working with Dan Aykroyd and the late John Belushi.

Me: Out of your entire repertoire, what was your favorite role?

HG: Well, I’d have to say-

Kanye West storms in, pushes Henry Gibson down and says: Yo, this is nice and all, but I just gotta say that Beyonce’s death will be the best, most amazing death of the year. This old white dude has lived his long-ass life and is old as shit, but when Beyonce dies, it will be off the muthafuckin’ hook!

Enjoy this interview? Check out my other dead celebrity interviews:

Patrick Swayze
Ted Kennedy
John Hughes
Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett
Walter Cronkite
Billy Mays
Ed McMahon
Stephen Hawking
Robert Novak
Caylee Anthony
David Carradine
Martin Luther King, Jr.

58 thoughts on “My Interview with Henry Gibson”

  1. Maybe, if we get lucky, he will have pissed off Henry Gibson and gotten a bayonet shoved up his ass. Man. That dude just irritates the shit out of me. I want to take my Wahl razor and shave his pointy head free of all those idiot designs he has sculpted into his hair. yeah – I would like to do a Brazilian on his scalp. I was going to say ‘head’ but I know you and that would just be too much ammunition.

  2. Oh, Kanye. Is there nothing you will NOT interrupt? Yesterday I was trying to enjoy a nice platter of sushi, and Kanye busts in, all: “Yo JD, I’m really happy for you, and I’m a let you finish, but Gayfish makes the best sushi of all time.” And I was all, “Day-um, you’re RIGHT!”

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