My Interview with Henry Gibson

henry-gibsonThe diminutive actor Henry Gibson died last night at age 73. Of course, I jumped on the chance to interview him after he passed.

Me: So, Mr. Gibson, you played the neo-Nazi leader in Blues Brothers, right?

HG: That is correct. It was very fun working with Dan Aykroyd and the late John Belushi.

Me: Out of your entire repertoire, what was your favorite role?

HG: Well, I’d have to say-

Kanye West storms in, pushes Henry Gibson down and says: Yo, this is nice and all, but I just gotta say that Beyonce’s death will be the best, most amazing death of the year. This old white dude has lived his long-ass life and is old as shit, but when Beyonce dies, it will be off the muthafuckin’ hook!


Enjoy this interview? Check out my other dead celebrity interviews:

Patrick Swayze
Ted Kennedy
John Hughes
Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett
Walter Cronkite
Billy Mays
Ed McMahon
Stephen Hawking
Robert Novak
Caylee Anthony
David Carradine
Martin Luther King, Jr.

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54 Responses to My Interview with Henry Gibson

  1. CP says:

    I actually predicted this. You did this one WAY too quickly for it to have said anything else. Nice work.

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    @CP, you predicted Henry Gibson’s death? You’re like Nostradamus! :D

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  2. Special K says:

    I got a text joke today that said “Kanye West just interrupted Patrick Swayze’s funeral to let everyone know that Michael Jackson had the best funeral EVER!

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    @Special K, I saw a joke going around with that, too. Pretty funny.

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  3. Robin
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    says:

    I love it. Absolutely love it!

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    @Robin, thanks.

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  4. avatgardener says:

    Pickled, preening, posturing punk pre-empts posthumous post.

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    @avatgardener, punk, or maybe prick.

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    @Avitable, perhaps.

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  5. Sybil Law says:

    Hahahahahahahahahaha!
    Nice. :)

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    @Sybil Law, :)

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  6. lceel says:

    Maybe, if we get lucky, he will have pissed off Henry Gibson and gotten a bayonet shoved up his ass. Man. That dude just irritates the shit out of me. I want to take my Wahl razor and shave his pointy head free of all those idiot designs he has sculpted into his hair. yeah – I would like to do a Brazilian on his scalp. I was going to say ‘head’ but I know you and that would just be too much ammunition.

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    @lceel, this is true. I could have done many things, although “Brazilian” is evocative enough by itself.

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  7. Oh, Kanye. Is there nothing you will NOT interrupt? Yesterday I was trying to enjoy a nice platter of sushi, and Kanye busts in, all: “Yo JD, I’m really happy for you, and I’m a let you finish, but Gayfish makes the best sushi of all time.” And I was all, “Day-um, you’re RIGHT!”

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    @JD at I Do Things, there’s a sushi place called Gayfish?

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    @Avitable, If there isn’t, there should be:

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  8. Miss Britt says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

    I actually did NOT see this coming, and laughed out loud.

    Which, uh, you obviously heard.

    QUIT STALKING ME!

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    @Miss Britt, can’t help it.

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  9. Hilly says:

    ruby red slippers

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    @Hilly, Beyonce has better red slippers and she should have said that.

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  10. Robin says:

    damn, Kanye has to ruin everything. bastard.

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    @Robin, he’s obnoxious like that.

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  11. B.E. Earl says:

    But will Beyonce call Gibson back to the interview to finish when it is her time? Put that in your memory banks if you are still blogging then.

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    @B.E. Earl, let’s just hope for an early death due to a plane crash or something so that I can remember that.

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  12. Badass Geek says:

    Seems to me like Kanye has a crush on Beyonce.

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    @Badass Geek, that’s exactly what I thought, too.

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  13. DutchBitch says:

    It’s sure a busy “interview” time for you…

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    @DutchBitch, yeah, it’s great!

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  14. Finn
    Twitter:
    says:

    I remember this guy! Who is Kanye West again?

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    @Finn, a douche of the highest order. Other than that, no clue.

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  15. Grant says:

    Best dead celebrity interview yet.

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    @Grant, I don’t know – the Farrah Fawcett one was better.

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  16. Faiqa
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    says:

    Why don’t everybody jest leave Kanye ALONE?!

    Oh, yeah, because he’s a jackass.

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    @Faiqa, if only he’d just leave everyone else alone!

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  17. karamg says:

    This is great! Not many websites make me laugh out loud but you always do. I have to read all the other dead interviews, what a funny idea!

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    @karamg, thanks – hope you enjoy them!

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  18. liquid says:

    rest in peace mr. klopek
    http://bit.ly/bK7h

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    @liquid, I barely remembered him from anything, to be honest.

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  19. Miss says:

    LMFAO I keep waiting until this joke gets old, but it hasn’t.

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    @Miss, oh, it’s getting there now.

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  20. he was such a fun actor to watch.
    rest in peace.

    and fuck you, kanye.

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    @hello haha narf, exactly.

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  21. Kelly (Kay) says:

    Shit… that was good. I actually spit coffee reading that.

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    @Kelly (Kay), that’s one of the highest occurring blog-related injuries in 2009.

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  22. Is that the little dude who played Mr. Mxyzptlk in Superman?!?

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    @Amy @ The Bitchin’ Wives Club, do you know how much I love that you actually spelled his name right? Swoon.

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  23. Poppy
    Twitter:
    says:

    *giggle, clap, giggle, clap*

    GOOD ONE!

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    @Poppy, :) thanks.

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  24. Janer says:

    Didn’t realize The Poet from “Laugh-In” died … and I love the Kanye interruption.

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    @Janer, yeah, I never knew him as that – that was a bit before my time.

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  25. muskrat
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    says:

    Poor Henry.

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    @muskrat, little people get it in the end.

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  26. Gibson should have gone all Werner Klopek on Kanye’s ass and just be done with that shit.

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