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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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awwww. this makes me sad for some reason
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@bluepaintred, it’s okay. Thank you, though.
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Twitter: Amanda234
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I call dibs on the box on the lower right
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@Amanda, you have to come to Florida to pick it up, and it’s yours.
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Twitter: Amanda234
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Also this is really deep. Good job, sir.
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@Amanda, thanks.
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Something isn’t right. The head in the box has a beard.
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@Little Miss Sunshine State, the me inside has a beard. Always will.
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well no wonder you can’t get to the key. you didn’t draw any fucking arms.
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@Stone Fox, the arms drew the picture!
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Well! There’s the long dangly wiener we’ve all come to know and love!
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@Carolyn, and touch and feel.
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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The thought bubble has no thoughts.
That’s so sad!
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@B.E. Earl, it’s a passive thought bubble. Between thoughts.
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Twitter: Blogography
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I’d have thought that your penis would deserve a box of its own!
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@Dave2, well, it needs the legs to hold it up, see?
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Twitter: thegoddesscher
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What’s with the tiny heart? We all know that your heart is the only thing bigger than your penis. Stop the charade.
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@CP, pfft, whatever. My heart’s black and made of coal.
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Bored. Beardless. Boxed in.
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@avatgardener, it’s all because of the lack of beard!
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Twitter: Temptingsam
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*hugs* You’re awesome and I love you.
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@sam {temptingmama}, thank you.
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Why is your brain bigger than your heart, tin man?
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@Hilly, that’s how it should be!
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Twitter: blondefabulous
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I’m with Dave…. I thought the penis would occupy it’s own box.
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@Blondefabulous, the legs are just its stand.
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Twitter: hismuse
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you are so deep, even with a penis.
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@Robin, I’m as deep as the shallow end.
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Twitter: lceel
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Yah. You wish.
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@lceel, it’s my lot in life.
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@christie, thanks.
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Twitter: Faiqa
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This idea? Exists only in drawings and impossibilities.
You are who you are all the time, my dear Adam. There are no switches that magically turn off parts of who you are just because you want them to turn off. My hope for you is that you live a life where all of those boxes disappear and you can live a life of harmonious unity.
I found that on a fortune cookie. Yeah, I thought it was weird how it already had “my dear Adam” written on it, too.
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@Faiqa, you made me laugh and say “aww” at the same time. I do believe that you can compartmentalize emotions and thoughts to function and to focus on other things in your life, though. So you’re wrong. Again.
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Twitter: karensugarpants
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where’s yer butt?
oh hai, i’m 12.
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@Karen Sugarpants, OMG LOLZ!!!
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@Karen Sugarpants, my butt is in a box all of its own on its way to you with a big bow on it.
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Twitter: karensugarpants
, September 27th, 2009: 10:24 AM
@Avitable, omg i would DIE of embarrassment if you sent me something like you did to Tanis. You know how shy I am.
Course if it was your butt…I could send SugarHubs in to get it. Hahaha…
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Twitter: msmegan
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Where’s your vagina?
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@Finn, in my pocket.
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What Faiqa said.
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@Miss Britt, I really believe that it’s not always bad to do that, though. While it can be good for enthusiasm and happiness to flood into other things you’re doing, it can also have negative effects. I wish I knew for sure which was better, though.
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Twitter: coalminersgd
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Um, is that your brain or just a thought bubble. Because if it’s your brain, I want it.
And, ouch?
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@Coal Miner’s Granddaughter, well, it’s a thought bubble, but it represents my brain.
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I know, I know! It’s “Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs,” right? Right? Did I win?
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@JD at I Do Things, you win a prize! Here you go: http://tinyurl.com/ca2p6a
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@Avitable, Oh, wow. No more guessing for me. *Burger King french toast sticks make a surprisingly quick reappearance*
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@JD at I Do Things, congratulations on your first Avitaballing. Heh.
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@Avitable, Oh. Wow. OK. I will not be asking for prizes anymore here. *Burger King french toast make a surprisingly quick reappearance.*
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I love this. Though I do wonder why the heart box is so small (sadface)… still, happy to see your love and positivity towards your peen. Big brain. I knew it.
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@grumble girl, apparently subconsciously I value the penis and brain more than the heart!
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Twitter: s_csr
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The fact that you are lying by drawing a beard on your face makes me wonder what else you’ve been lying about Mr. Long Schlong.
::hugs:: babe.
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@Sheila (Charm School Reject), it’s drawn actual size, not to scale.
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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I know you were inspired by the guy who caught the ACORN people giving advise on prostitution.
I think this is going a little too far on testing the true intelligence of NTSB employees.
Or maybe not.
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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Score one for you.
Obviously I failed the grammar test in using “advise” and “advice”.
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@NYCWD, just say that you’re European. They say “advise”. And you’ve confused me thoroughly.
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Magic trick gone very, very bad!
xoxo
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@Sybil Law, fucking David Copperfield.
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Twitter: elizabethbarone
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Where are your arms?
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@Elizabeth Kaylene, they drew the picture.
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Twitter: elizabethbarone
, September 27th, 2009: 11:34 AM
@Avitable, Good point!
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Is your beard (or lack thereof) it’s own compartment?
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@Miss Grace, no, it’s drawn on my face!
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aww >__<
did julian sands do this to you?
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without facial hair your self portrait face would look so weird :\
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@liquid, I still have a beard on the inside.
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@Avitable, that’s what’s important ^__^
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Twitter: poppycede
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That picture makes my heart ache.
You look like a very sad old man. NO BEING SAD.
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@Poppy, who’s old?
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Twitter: ellemmes
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Did David Copperfield forget to put you back together?
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@floating princess, yes. Bastard.
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Containerized cartoon captions curious comments. Concern
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@avatgardener, cartoonist is clearly cuckoo!
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I knew it!
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@Nobody, you win!
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hmmmmm
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@Fantastagirl, yes?
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Someone got picked for a magic show, but it didn’t quite work out how the magician planned…
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@cat, it’s those damn amateur magicians.
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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I love it when I see someone box on their blog.
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@whall, but you prefer someone’s box, eh?
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
, September 30th, 2009: 4:12 PM
@Avitable, yes, good catch on the typo.
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