If Wishes Were Fake Horses
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- When figuring out a course of action, I ask "WWIDIIWFTFAKWWH?" or "What would I do if I was from the future and knew what would happen?"
- Ever see someone out in public and just think, "Somebody should tell her she has a moustache"?
- At the dentist for the first time in two years. I love the dentist! #notsarcasm
- I have posted: I need your votes! http://bit.ly/9nbPTK
- I think Tron is one of those "you had to be there" movies that only has nostalgic value. Like Goonies.
If wishes were fake horses, we'd all be cowboys.
With cool belt buckles.
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It fits
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Huh. Really? You'd wear a belt buckle? I don't see you wearing a belt buckle.
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Where's your penis?
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Meanwhile, exactly one month earlier… great minds think alike!
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OMG UR PENIS FELL OFF!!!!!111
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@sudobeer, I was about to make the same comment! … and, is that a fake beard?
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Chaps! You need chaps (assless chaps are required for all cowboy impersonations).
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Is it a bird? NO!
Is it a plane? NO!
Is it Blazing Saddles? NOT!
IT'S CAPTAIN SAVE-A-HO!!!!!
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@Hilly, He's obviously invested in one of those boom boxes that fit in your pocket. Or maybe the horse wasn't cooperating.
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@Faiqa, He sees the doorway to a thousand churches.
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@Hilly,
thank you for making me choke while at work. coworker wants to know what is so funny. "hil is so funny." "i don't get it. hills aren't funny."
sigh.
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Must have been a REALLY good day, then?
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Giddyup, there, partner.
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…. I'd be a buckle bunny!
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You'd cut off your penis? Boo.
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If wishes were fake horses the world would be covered with sawdust manure? I don't get it.
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you know i love your drawings. this might be my new favorite.
even if i am singing that 80's song about "i wanna be a cowboy. and you can be my cowgirl." "i've got my hat – on. i've got my boots – dusty. i've got my saddle. on my horse."
well, at least it got "it's raining men" outta my head!
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If wishes were fake horses, well, I'd have a lot of fake horses sitting around collecting dust cuz Lord knows even I can't ride all of 'em all the time.
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Ha! That's cute.
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If wishes were fake horses, you'd be the main dude at the Barbie Dream Ranch.
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Let me guess: you're wishing to be *riding* something/one, so if wishes = fake horses…
Sick puppy. I mean: stick puppy.
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Oh thanks. Now I have the song Rhinestone Cowboy rolling around in my head.
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yeeeehaaawww!
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Fake horses would be better than real horses because if wishes were real horses, I would own a ranch. That's a lot of horse shit to clean up every day. I'll take the little stickhorse, but make mine a sparkly pink unicorn!
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If wishes were fake horses you'd put a wooden stick between your legs? hmm.
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"Is that your fake horse or are you just happy to see me?"
I don't know. Did I guess wrong? Was I supposed to guess something? Am I over-complicating this?
I was trying to teach a friend algebra today, so my brain's a little fried.
Does this have anything to do with yesterday's video?… because I'm telling you, I'm not going back there.
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If wishes were fake horses… I'd have a alot of fake horse shit in my front yard.
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God, I wish you'd ride me like that.
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Nobody closes comments on BabY!
Everyone will be fine. They will! Time will let them be.
People need to go to the bottom to rise back to the top sometimes, that's life.
So there, Mr. Comment Closer.
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